AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley – 26% THC
Triceratops packs a hard-hitting and stoney high that will have you feeling totally immovable for hours on end before you finally get to sleep. The high starts with a subtle tingle felt in the hands and feet that soon spreads its warming tendrils throughout your entire body. You’ll feel buzzy and stimulated from head to toe and sometimes a bit aroused. This sense will soon turn heavy, locking you to the couch and leaving you fading in and out of reality, although you’ll be totally happy about it.
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
Blueberry is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with unknown true parentage. This bud has been traced back to the early 70’s when the infamous American breeder DJ Short started playing around with different landrace strains, ultimately resulting in this insanely delicious variety. It is thought to be descended from Purple Thai X Afghan, but we will never know for sure. Nonetheless, Blueberry is one of the most popular strains on the market and took home the 2000 Best Indica award at the High Times’ Cannabis Cup thanks to its high-powered effects and mouthwatering blueberry vanilla flavor. The Blueberry high has a euphoric and hazy feel to it that creeps up on you slowly before washing over you with a sense of calm and ease. As this high grows, your mind will fall into a state of hazy introspection that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts and numbs the brain. With these relaxing effects and its high 16-24% average THC level, Blueberry is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, migraines, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has grape-shaped olive green nugs with bright blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a frosty thick coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes. It has a smell much like the taste, with a spicy yet sweet earthy vanilla effect that’s accented by fragrant florals.
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
Expect a major blow to the head from this super-potent strain. A pure sativa, Durban Poison is the beloved inbred descendant of a sativa strain grown in South Africa. Ed Rosenthal, an American cannabis activist, discovered the original strain and brought in back to the United States in the 1970s. It has long been a favorite of stoners and medical marijuana patients here. Durban Poison has THC levels that can reach 24%, making it one of the world’s more powerful strains. This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that’s great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. This strain is ideal for making concentrates, as the bud is covered in over-sized trichomes. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma. The buds are round and chunky, with a dense coating of trichomes. This strain is best for active periods, chores, and other daylight activities.
Gas Smalls
Gas Smalls – 19% THC
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Users describe the Gas high as having an almost immediate hazy onset of a soothing warming relaxing body high that spreads from the back of the head and spine throughout the rest of the body in slow numbing waves. This body high leaves you completely relaxed, pain-free, and utterly sedated.
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AAA+ Lime Caviar By Green Valley (27-29% THC)
AAA+ Lime Caviar By Green Valley (27-29% THC)
Lime Caviar, also known as “Caviar Lime,” is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the potent Rick James X Limearita strains. Named for its amazing flavor, Lime Caviar is the perfect potent selection for any fan of citrusy, vibrant sativa strains. The taste of this bud is a mouthwatering delight, with a sweet and citrusy lime taste accented by sugary tropical fruits. The aroma is very much the same, with a deliciously bright sugary lime overtone accented by hints of fruity herbs. The Lime Caviar high is vibrant and intoxicating, offering bright energizing effects that linger for hours on end. You’ll feel lifted and sociable with an outgoing sense that gets you eagerly chatting with anyone around you about anything that pops into your brain. A giddy, giggly sense accompanies this heady lift, getting you laughing about anything at all. With these effects and its super high 27-29% average THC level, Lime Caviar is often suggested to treat chronic stress, chronic fatigue, nausea, depression or mood swings and headaches or migraines. This bud has fluffy, grape-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with dark leaves, thin orange hairs and chunky, minty white crystal trichomes topped with sparkly, sticky resin.
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAA+ Ice Cream Cake By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAA+ Ice Cream Cake By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
Ice Cream Cake is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through a cross of the Gelato 33 X Wedding Cake strains. With this bud, the name says it all in the flavor department. Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke. The aroma is of the same nature, with a light pungent effect to it that’s released as the nugs are burned. The Ice Cream Cake high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately. Soon after, a relaxing body high will start to creep into your physical form, leaving you falling deeper and deeper into a couch-locked state of sedation before you eventually begin to drift away. With these calming effects and its high 20-25% average THC level, Ice Cream Cake is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from depression, chronic pain, insomnia, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has small dense grape-shaped forest green nugs with thick orange hairs and frosty white crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Gorilla Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (21% THC)
AAA+ Gorilla Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (21% THC)
Gorilla Cookies is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies X Gorilla Glue #4 strains. Looking for a high-powered level of potency and long-lasting effects? You’ve found it with Gorilla Cookies. The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of heady effects, launching your mood into a state of pure euphoria and creativity that gets you moving and shaking on any artistic task that you may have at hand. As your mind flies higher and higher, a relaxing body high will help to keep you anchored to the physical world without causing any sedation in the slightest. With these full-bodied effects and its high 21% + average THC level, Gorilla Cookies is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as appetite loss or nausea, depression, chronic pain, mood swings, chronic fatigue and chronic stress. This bud has a spicy yet sweet minty herbal flavor with hints of nutty cookies upon exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with an earthy overtone that turns heavy and spicy as the nugs are burned away. Gorilla Cookies buds have small rounded minty green nugs with deep purple undertones, thick reddish-orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Frozen Gelato Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Frozen Gelato Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
Frozen Gelato is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Gelato X Brain Damage strains. A delightful flavor and lifted, heady effects beautifully combine in this gorgeous, well-balanced hybrid strain. Frozen Gelato buds have fluffy, heart-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with notably pink undertones, thick red-orange hairs and a super frosty coating of chunky, pinkish gold-tinted white crystal trichomes topped with sweet sticky resin. As you break apart each frosty little nugget, aromas of sweet fruity blueberries, creamy herbal butter and sugary pungency can be detected in the air. The flavor is just as unique, with a creamy blueberry taste accented by citrusy lemons and a hint of buttery herbal cheese. The Frozen Gelato high will hit you with surprising speed, launching your mind into a near-instant lifted state of pure energy and focused motivation. You’ll be creatively inspired and ready to get to work on any task on your to do list with a big smile on your face, too. Thanks to these long-lasting effects and its moderately high 27% average THC level, Frozen Gelato is often suggested to treat a wide variety of patients suffering from different conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue and ADD or ADHD.
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies By Green Valley (28% THC)
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
AAA+ Rockstar Kush Smalls By Green Valley (22-25% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Kush Smalls By Green Valley (22-25% THC)
Rockstar Kush, also commonly called “Rockstar OG” by medical patients, is an indica dominant hybrid (75% indica/25% sativa) strain created through a cross of the insanely potent Rockstar X Bubba Kush strains. This powerful bud has a well-balanced but extremely potent high that is powered by an intensely high THC level that typically falls between 22-25% on average. The high starts with a feeling of uplifted euphoria with a hazy introspection that immediately relieves any feelings of anxiety or racing thoughts. This high slowly spreads throughout the body leaving you completely relaxed with a slight sense of sedation. This sedative feeling eventually leads to a pretty heavy couch-lock with an intense case of the munchies. In fact, the couch-lock can be so intense for some users that it can cause feelings of paranoia and fear. Because of these relaxing and heavy effects, Rockstar Kush is a favorite strain for treating chronic pain, chronic stress or anxiety, and inflammation. This bud has a delicious classic aroma of earthy skunky blueberry that becomes spicy and pungent when the nugs are broken apart. The taste is similar, with a flavor of rich spicy blueberry earth that has a pungent skunky aftertaste that intensifies upon exhale. Rockstar Kush buds have medium-sized lime green spade-shaped super airy nugs with rich amber hairs and a fine layer of crystal clear trichomes.
AAAA Blueberry Margarita Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Margarita Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
Blueberry Margarita is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the tasty Blueberry X Strawberry Margarita strains. Named for its amazing parentage and fantastic flavor, Blueberry Margarita is the perfect tasty treat for any fan of powerful daytime strains. This bud has a truly delicious, sweet and fruity blueberry flavor with hints of bright lemon-lime, sour apples and fresh zesty spices hitting your tongue with each and every toke. The aroma is just about the same, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by bright lemon-lime and a hint of delightful spices.