Green Valley is the Finest Smoking Weed in Canada
We are so devoted to the high quality and purity of this weed, we had to acknowledge its name and origin. Green Valley stands for quality and purity. We have been working closely with these BC cannabis farms since 2017….
The head grower at Green Valley Farms is one of the most experienced in the industry. This expert grower maintains an all-natural approach, producing the absolute best and unique strains on the market. Everything on this menu is good. This producer is truly where craft cannabis comes from. Anything they offer will never disappoint.
It is grown with absolutely no pesticides, no growth hormones, and no GMOs. It is the most luscious, best smoking weed available, and the highest quality weed anywhere. The flower burns smooth tastes amazing, and whichever strain you choose, is incredibly potent.
AAAA Blueberry Skunk Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Blueberry Skunk Smalls By Green Valley – 22% THC
Upon closer inspection, you will realize the buds are extremely resinous and larger in comparison to any other strain you may have medicated with before. Not only are they frosty but it does more than offer a nice kick. The strain will exceed your expectations in every way imaginable. As for the taste and aroma, it is sweet and diesel-like and it should appeal to any cannabis user looking for a sensational high and an amazing aftertaste. You will feel happy and calm as soon as you smoke the strain. Smoking too much of the strain will make you feel euphoric and quite the chatterbox.
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Known for its super tasty flavor, Mandarin Zkittlez is perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates well-balanced effects and a mouthwatering taste. Mandarin Zkittlez packs a sweet citrusy and fruity grape flavor into each and every toke. The Mandarin Zkittlez high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects that are best suited for a lazy day when you don’t need much mental capacity to get what you need to do done. You’ll feel lifted and relaxed with a giggly overtone that has you laughing at anything and everything with ease.
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AAAA Peanut Butter Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Peanut Butter Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 29-33% THC
AAAA+ Super Bubba Smalls By Green Valley
Disclaimer: “Gas” strains are known for their strong, diesel-like aroma and high THC content; use cautiously, start with a low dose, and consume responsibly, especially if new to cannabis or sensitive to strong effects.
AAAA+ Super Bubba Smalls By Green Valley – 29% THC
The high hits you between the eyes almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of happiness that leaves you with no room for any bad moods or thoughts. As your mind settles into this happy and dazed state, a soothing body high will begin to sneak in, settling into your arms and legs with a light weightiness. A deep relaxation comes next, filling you with a sleepy sense that has you dozing off before you know it. This bud has a sweet and spicy mocha coffee flavor with a lightly peppery exhale.
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Bubba Kush, also known as “BK,” “Bubba” or “Bubba OG Kush,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) with unknown parentage, although it is thought to be an Afghani X OG Kush cross.
A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. With these effects and its high 25% average THC level, Bubba Kush is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as mood swings or depression, cramps or muscle spasms, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate. The aroma is of earthy hash and mocha coffee with touches of spicy flowers to it, too. Bubba Kush buds have oversized and airy heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes dripping with sweet sticky resin.
AAAA Alien Cookies Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Alien Cookies Smalls By Green Valley – 28% THC
Alien Cookies is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% sativa/50% indica) strain created through a cross of the popular Alien Dawg X Girl Scout Cookies strains. This bud is incredibly rare to find, but totally worth it every time because of its flawless combination of its parents’ effects.
Alien Cookies high has a happy and relaxing nature powered by an average THC level of 28% or more that is mild upon first hit, but can prove to be debilitating if you risk any more. It hits you first with a happy lift that leaves you in a state of utter peace before catapulting you into a powerful couch-lock and a sedated hungry state that leaves you questioning if you should sleep or eat everything in your house. Many users report falling asleep as the high builds, especially if they are less experienced or took a few tokes.
These effects make Alien Cookies ideal for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, muscle spasms, insomnia, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has a surprisingly sweet vanilla flavor accented by pungent earth, and a strong aroma of pungent kush with a hint of sweet vanilla as the nugs are burned. Alien Cookies has lumpy leafy small bright neon green nugs with rich amber hairs and a thick frosty coating of amber colored tiny crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley
AAA+ Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley – 28% THC
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy.
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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AAAA Amnesia Haze Shake By Green Valley
Amnesia Haze Shake is derived from the popular Sativa-dominant strain Amnesia Haze, which is known for its uplifting and euphoric effects. Shake refers to the small pieces of cannabis flower that accumulate at the bottom of a storage container or bag. This material often includes bits of bud, leaves, and sometimes kief.
Appearance:
- Consistency: Amnesia Haze Shake is typically finer and less dense than full buds. It may contain small fragments of leaves, stems, and trichome dust, offering a blend of the plant’s parts.
- Color: Like the full Amnesia Haze strain, the shake retains the strain’s vibrant green tones with traces of amber pistils and trichome-covered pieces.
Aroma and Flavor:
- Aroma: The shake carries the same citrusy, earthy, and sweet aroma that Amnesia Haze is known for, although it might be slightly muted compared to whole buds.
- Flavor: Expect a similar lemony, spicy flavor with earthy undertones, but with a lighter intensity compared to smoking or vaping full buds.
Effects:
- Euphoric and Uplifting: Amnesia Haze Shake delivers the strain’s signature effects, including a euphoric, energetic high that is perfect for daytime use. Users often feel uplifted, creative, and focused.
- Mental Clarity: The Sativa-dominant effects provide a clear-headed and invigorating experience, often associated with improved mood and a sense of well-being.
AAA+ Mimosa By Green Valley
AAA+ Mimosa By Green Valley – 27% THC
Mimosa packs bright and happy daytime effects that are perfect for chasing sleep away and giving you a positive mood as you take on your day. You’ll feel an energetic, clear-headed lift at the onset of the high, which fills your brain with euphoric motivation and laser-sharp focus. A light tingle accompanies these effects, resting mainly in the body rather than your head.
AAA+ Purple Afghani Smalls By Green Valley
AAA+ Purple Afghani Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
This is a popular and quite potent indica-dominant hybrid with a sativa/indica ratio of 25:75. That makes for a nice, mellow body buzz great for late nights and lazy days. The effects are relaxing and sleepy, but also creative and happy, with a strong case of the munchies. THC levels are said to be very high, above 20% in some samples, and that potency makes Purple Afghani an ideal choice for treating stress, chronic pain, nausea, migraines and other headaches, glaucoma and eye pressure, and anxiety.
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath Smalls By Green Valley
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath Smalls By Green Valley – 28% THC
Peanut Butter Breath is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Dosidos X Mendobreath F2 strains. With this bud, the name says it all – the flavor is nutty and earthy with a rich herbal overtone. The aroma follows the same profile, with an earthy herbal overtone that’s accented by rich nuttiness.
As soon as you exhale, the effects of Peanut Butter Breath will sink in, starting with a cerebral lift before spreading throughout the rest of your body in tingly waves of energy. These tingles start in the back of your neck and spine before spreading their buzzing tendrils throughout the entirety of your body, leaving you hopelessly relaxed, kicking back without a care in the world – that is, until the munchies hit. Be sure to have some snacks on hand, since you won’t really be able to get up off the couch to hunt for any at this point.