Green Valley is the Finest Smoking Weed in Canada
We are so devoted to the high quality and purity of this weed, we had to acknowledge its name and origin. Green Valley stands for quality and purity. We have been working closely with these BC cannabis farms since 2017….
The head grower at Green Valley Farms is one of the most experienced in the industry. This expert grower maintains an all-natural approach, producing the absolute best and unique strains on the market. Everything on this menu is good. This producer is truly where craft cannabis comes from. Anything they offer will never disappoint.
It is grown with absolutely no pesticides, no growth hormones, and no GMOs. It is the most luscious, best smoking weed available, and the highest quality weed anywhere. The flower burns smooth tastes amazing, and whichever strain you choose, is incredibly potent.
AAAA+ Darkside OG Smalls By Green Valley (31% THC)
GAS DISCLAIMER: This product contains extremely potent and loud cannabis. May cause heavy couch-lock, intense euphoria, uncontrollable laughter, and strong munchies. Not recommended for beginners or lightweights. Use with caution — this gas hits HARD.
AAAA+ Darkside OG Smalls By Green Valley – 31% THC
The high comes on slowly, creeping up on you before hitting you full-force like a freight train. You’ll feel a sudden influx of uplifted energy that quickly fades into a heavy body high that pulls you down into a comfortable and sedative couch-lock. As your mind slowly slips away into sleepy introspection, you may find yourself dozing off and waking up hours and hours later.
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Known for its super tasty flavor, Mandarin Zkittlez is perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates well-balanced effects and a mouthwatering taste. Mandarin Zkittlez packs a sweet citrusy and fruity grape flavor into each and every toke. The Mandarin Zkittlez high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects that are best suited for a lazy day when you don’t need much mental capacity to get what you need to do done. You’ll feel lifted and relaxed with a giggly overtone that has you laughing at anything and everything with ease.
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AAAA Peanut Butter Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Peanut Butter Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 29-33% THC
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley (25% THC)
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Bubba Kush, also known as “BK,” “Bubba” or “Bubba OG Kush,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) with unknown parentage, although it is thought to be an Afghani X OG Kush cross.
A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. With these effects and its high 25% average THC level, Bubba Kush is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as mood swings or depression, cramps or muscle spasms, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate. The aroma is of earthy hash and mocha coffee with touches of spicy flowers to it, too. Bubba Kush buds have oversized and airy heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes dripping with sweet sticky resin.
AAAA Mimosa Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Mimosa Smalls By Green Valley – 27% THC
Mimosa is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Purple Punch X Clementine strains. If you’re looking for an early morning pick-me-up (minus the alcohol), this bud is totally for you.
Mimosa packs bright and happy daytime effects that are perfect for chasing sleep away and giving you a positive mood as you take on your day. You’ll feel an energetic, clear-headed lift at the onset of the high, which fills your brain with euphoric motivation and laser-sharp focus. A light tingle accompanies these effects, resting mainly in the body rather than your head.
AAA+ Oreo Stomper By Green Valley (30-39% THC)
AAA+ Oreo Stomper By Green Valley (30-39% THC)
Oreo Stomper is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious MAC Stomper X Oreos #3 strains. This tasty bud offers an insanely high potency level and delicious flavor that may trick you into over consuming if you’re not careful with your dosage. The high will hit you as soon as you exhale, rushing into your brain with a powerful sense of lifted euphoria that has you feeling insanely happy and not really able to focus on much of anything at all. A tingly physical high comes next, sinking into your body and allowing you to stretch out and relax with a sense of all-encompassing calm and ease.
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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AAAA Death Bubba By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Death Bubba By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
Death Bubba is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created as a descendant of the hugely popular Bubba Kush strain. This dank bud boasts an insanely high THC level that ranges between 25-27% and effects that can end in an almost death-like sleep. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences. As the high continues, you’ll be eased into a state of utter relaxation with deep introspection and spaciness that can cause you to become distant in social situations. Upon the comedown from the high, Death Bubba pulls you into a deep and peaceful undisturbed sleep that lasts for hours on end, giving you the appearance of being unwakeable. Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. This bud has medium-sized dark forest green nugs with rich purple undertones and a spattering of fiery orange hairs. Each nug is completely covered with dark olive green leaves that are almost furry and have a thick layer of frosty sandy white trichomes.
AAAA Purple Lobster by Green Valley (30-34% THC)
AAAA Purple Lobster by Green Valley (30-34% THC)
Purple Lobster is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Lobster X Planet Red strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and super-powered heritage, Purple Lobster is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you get through the rest of your day. This bud has beautifully oversized and fluffy, conical dark olive green nugs with bright neon green undertones, thick orange hairs and a frosty blanket of sparkling, chunky purple-tinted white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sparkling little nugget, you’ll release aromas of fruity blueberry candy and spicy flowers into the universe. The flavor is just as delicious, with a sugary blueberry candy overtone accented by light touches of spicy kush.
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath Smalls By Green Valley
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath Smalls By Green Valley – 28% THC
Peanut Butter Breath is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Dosidos X Mendobreath F2 strains. With this bud, the name says it all – the flavor is nutty and earthy with a rich herbal overtone. The aroma follows the same profile, with an earthy herbal overtone that’s accented by rich nuttiness.
As soon as you exhale, the effects of Peanut Butter Breath will sink in, starting with a cerebral lift before spreading throughout the rest of your body in tingly waves of energy. These tingles start in the back of your neck and spine before spreading their buzzing tendrils throughout the entirety of your body, leaving you hopelessly relaxed, kicking back without a care in the world – that is, until the munchies hit. Be sure to have some snacks on hand, since you won’t really be able to get up off the couch to hunt for any at this point.
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that’s accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.