Green Valley is the Finest Smoking Weed in Canada
We are so devoted to the high quality and purity of this weed, we had to acknowledge its name and origin. Green Valley stands for quality and purity. We have been working closely with these BC cannabis farms since 2017….
The head grower at Green Valley Farms is one of the most experienced in the industry. This expert grower maintains an all-natural approach, producing the absolute best and unique strains on the market. Everything on this menu is good. This producer is truly where craft cannabis comes from. Anything they offer will never disappoint.
It is grown with absolutely no pesticides, no growth hormones, and no GMOs. It is the most luscious, best smoking weed available, and the highest quality weed anywhere. The flower burns smooth tastes amazing, and whichever strain you choose, is incredibly potent.
AAAA Planet of the Grapes Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Planet of the Grapes Smalls By Green Valley – 35% THC
Planet of the Grapes has a super sweet and fruity grape berry flavor with a lightly sour citrusy exhale that’s accented by fresh nuttiness and a touch of doughy cookies. The aroma is just as delicious, with a sweet fruity grape overtone accented by nutty earthiness and a hint of slightly spicy tobacco. The Planet of the Grapes high will settle into your brain almost as soon as you finish your final delicious exhale, slipping into your brain and lifting your mind into a state of euphoria that has you feeling outgoing and sociable yet calm and at ease with the world around you.
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Grease Monkey Smalls By Green Valley – (25-27% THC)
Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel.
AAAA Strawberry Runtz By Green Valley (36% THC)
AAAA Strawberry Runtz By Green Valley – 36% THC
Strawberry Runtz is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Kushberries X White Runtz strains. Named for its delicious flavor and celebrity heritage, Strawberry Runtz is the perfect tasty sativa for anyone who’s looking for a quick-hitting wake-and-bake option. Like its name suggests, Strawberry Runtz has a mouthwatering taste of sweet and creamy strawberry candy with a light touch of grassiness to it, too.
The aroma is grassier than the flavor, accented by sweet berries and tart strawberries that intensify in fruitiness as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. The Strawberry Runtz high hits you almost as soon as you’re done with your first amazing exhale, rushing into your mind with a sense of giddy energy and euphoria. You’ll find your mind filled with motivation and clear-headed focus that gets you moving on anything on your to-do list with ease.
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Known for its super tasty flavor, Mandarin Zkittlez is perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates well-balanced effects and a mouthwatering taste. Mandarin Zkittlez packs a sweet citrusy and fruity grape flavor into each and every toke. The Mandarin Zkittlez high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects that are best suited for a lazy day when you don’t need much mental capacity to get what you need to do done. You’ll feel lifted and relaxed with a giggly overtone that has you laughing at anything and everything with ease.
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AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley (25% THC)
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Bubba Kush, also known as “BK,” “Bubba” or “Bubba OG Kush,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) with unknown parentage, although it is thought to be an Afghani X OG Kush cross.
A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. With these effects and its high 25% average THC level, Bubba Kush is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as mood swings or depression, cramps or muscle spasms, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate. The aroma is of earthy hash and mocha coffee with touches of spicy flowers to it, too. Bubba Kush buds have oversized and airy heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes dripping with sweet sticky resin.
AAAA King Tut Smalls By Green Valley (25-30% THC)
AAAA King Tut Smalls By Green Valley (25-30% THC)
Better known as Tutankhamon, King Tut the marijuana strain pays homage to the powerful Pharaoh Tutankhamun, one of the youngest and certainly the most famous of Egypt’s early rulers. King Tut the strain is a sativa-dominant hybrid (sativa/indica ratio of 80:20) with an uncertain parentage, though it’s known to descend from the legendary sativa-dominant AK-47. THC levels are rumored to be quite high, though King Tut’s rarity makes it hard to know for sure. CBD levels, on the other hand, aren’t widely reported; that means this strain generally shouldn’t be used as the sole treatment for epilepsy or other conditions that respond to CBD.
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
Blueberry is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with unknown true parentage. This bud has been traced back to the early 70’s when the infamous American breeder DJ Short started playing around with different landrace strains, ultimately resulting in this insanely delicious variety. It is thought to be descended from Purple Thai X Afghan, but we will never know for sure. Nonetheless, Blueberry is one of the most popular strains on the market and took home the 2000 Best Indica award at the High Times’ Cannabis Cup thanks to its high-powered effects and mouthwatering blueberry vanilla flavor. The Blueberry high has a euphoric and hazy feel to it that creeps up on you slowly before washing over you with a sense of calm and ease. As this high grows, your mind will fall into a state of hazy introspection that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts and numbs the brain. With these relaxing effects and its high 16-24% average THC level, Blueberry is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, migraines, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has grape-shaped olive green nugs with bright blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a frosty thick coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes. It has a smell much like the taste, with a spicy yet sweet earthy vanilla effect that’s accented by fragrant florals.
AAAA Pink Starburst Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Pink Starburst Smalls By Green Valley – 20% THC
This bud has a sweet fruity candy flavor that drips off of your tongue with each tasty toke. The aroma is very floral and sweet with a sour berry effect accented by fresh mellow earth as the nugs are burned. The Pink Starburst high comes on fairly quickly after you take a few hits, filling your mind with clear-headed focus and a tingly sense of happiness. This effect will increase your motivation and creativity as a sense of happy relaxation spreads from head to toe.
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA Strawberry Nightmare By Green Valley (32% THC)
AAAA Strawberry Nightmare By Green Valley (32% THC)
Strawberry Nightmare is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Strawberry Cough X White Nightmare strains. This delicious combo yields a super tasty bud that has a scary high potency that can easily overwhelm the inexperienced user. The onset has a quick-rushing effect that launches itself into your mind before taking hold with soaring euphoria. You’ll feel an influx of social energy that leaves you chatting with anyone around you for hours on end. You may feel a light tingly energy that electrifies your brain at this point, which can be overwhelming to those who suffer from anxiety. With these effects and its super high 32% average THC level, Strawberry Nightmare is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic pain, and stress. This bud has a sweet strawberry fruity flavor with an earthy exhale. The aroma carries a woody berry profile that’s much like a mix of blueberries and strawberries. Strawberry Nightmare buds have pale green small rounded super dense nugs with long orange hairs and a super thick blanket of tiny bright white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Gas Monkey By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Gas Monkey By Green Valley (28% THC)
Gas Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Grease Monkey X Gas strains. Get ready for an insane level of potency and pungency – this bud packs both. Gas Monkey brings on the heavy effects thanks to its super high 28-31% average THC level. You’ll feel a pretty heavy lift at the onset of the high, rushing into your mind with rapidly expanding euphoria that spreads its numbing tendrils quickly, forcing out any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately. This numbing effect will soon escape your head and infect the rest of your body, leaving you feeling slightly couch-locked and sedated, totally at ease with the world around you. Thanks to these effects, Gas Monkey is often chosen to treat conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms, and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a super heavy pungent stench of skunky earth and diesel that can fill any room as soon as you toke. The flavor is very similar, with a tongue-twisting pungency that will leave you gasping for air. Gas Monkey buds have fluffy airy popcorn-shaped olive green nugs with small orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes.