Green Valley is the Finest Smoking Weed in Canada
We are so devoted to the high quality and purity of this weed, we had to acknowledge its name and origin. Green Valley stands for quality and purity. We have been working closely with these BC cannabis farms since 2017….
The head grower at Green Valley Farms is one of the most experienced in the industry. This expert grower maintains an all-natural approach, producing the absolute best and unique strains on the market. Everything on this menu is good. This producer is truly where craft cannabis comes from. Anything they offer will never disappoint.
It is grown with absolutely no pesticides, no growth hormones, and no GMOs. It is the most luscious, best smoking weed available, and the highest quality weed anywhere. The flower burns smooth tastes amazing, and whichever strain you choose, is incredibly potent.
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Known for its super tasty flavor, Mandarin Zkittlez is perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates well-balanced effects and a mouthwatering taste. Mandarin Zkittlez packs a sweet citrusy and fruity grape flavor into each and every toke. The Mandarin Zkittlez high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects that are best suited for a lazy day when you don’t need much mental capacity to get what you need to do done. You’ll feel lifted and relaxed with a giggly overtone that has you laughing at anything and everything with ease.
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AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley (25% THC)
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Bubba Kush, also known as “BK,” “Bubba” or “Bubba OG Kush,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) with unknown parentage, although it is thought to be an Afghani X OG Kush cross.
A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. With these effects and its high 25% average THC level, Bubba Kush is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as mood swings or depression, cramps or muscle spasms, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate. The aroma is of earthy hash and mocha coffee with touches of spicy flowers to it, too. Bubba Kush buds have oversized and airy heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes dripping with sweet sticky resin.
AAAA Black Cherry Truffle Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAAA Black Cherry Truffle Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
Black Cherry Truffle is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the tasty GMO X Cherry Fritter strains. If you’re after a potent bud with an even heavier flavor to go along with it, Black Cherry Truffle might just be the perfect strain for you. The high will hit you quickly, slamming into your brain with a burst of tingly, giggly euphoria that leaves you feeling insanely giddy and ready to get laughing. As your mood reaches new heights of insane happiness, you’ll find a relaxing body high beginning to creep in, wrapping its way around you and leaving you kicked back and stimulated, sometimes aroused.
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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AAAA Death Bubba By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Death Bubba By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
Death Bubba is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created as a descendant of the hugely popular Bubba Kush strain. This dank bud boasts an insanely high THC level that ranges between 25-27% and effects that can end in an almost death-like sleep. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences. As the high continues, you’ll be eased into a state of utter relaxation with deep introspection and spaciness that can cause you to become distant in social situations. Upon the comedown from the high, Death Bubba pulls you into a deep and peaceful undisturbed sleep that lasts for hours on end, giving you the appearance of being unwakeable. Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. This bud has medium-sized dark forest green nugs with rich purple undertones and a spattering of fiery orange hairs. Each nug is completely covered with dark olive green leaves that are almost furry and have a thick layer of frosty sandy white trichomes.
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
Purple Drank Breath is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Purple Punch X Mendo Breath F2 strains. This amazing hybrid totally has it all – a delicious flavor, an arousing high and a high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced patients thanks to a 23-26% THC level. Purple Drank Breath has a sweet and fruity berry candy flavor with touches of sour citrus and tropical fruits. The aroma is just as delicious, with sweet fruitiness accented by earthy herbs and sour grapefruit. The Purple Drank Breath is one that will have you kicking back rather than getting up and moving, with full-bodied buzzing effects that soothe away both mental and physical aches or pains. You’ll feel a light tingle at the onset of the high, sneaking into the back of your brain and behind the eyes before working its way throughout your entire body. You’ll feel physically calmed and kicked back with a heavily arousing feeling that permeates every inch of your body. These sleepy effects give Purple Drank Breath an edge in treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, Bipolar Disorder, depression and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has long pepper-shaped minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny white trichomes.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress. You can smoke this strain comfortably throughout the day even with its super high potency. It’s long green leaves are accompanied by a pine/citrus aroma that can’t be mistaken. You can expect a noticeable after taste of lemon with a slight cough when inhaling this strain.. There’s definitely a heavy amount of trichomes (hairs) on this strain which gives it a light green color and sometimes a subtle hint of gray.
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
An intense and powerful indica strain, Platinum Bubba Kush works well as a strong afternoon medicine. With an 80:20 indica/sativa ratio, this hybrid strain can give you the high you need. A crossover between Bubba Kush and Platinum OG Kush, this strain has a spicy aroma with a deliciously sweet flavor. Having a THC level of around 25%, this strain can take all your pains away. Favorite among the patients for its sweetness, the strain can cure anxiety, insomnia, pain, stress and a lack of appetite. A few tokes of this pungent strain can improve focus and revive your energy, pulling you out of depression. It can uplift your mood and bring you pure moments of joy. It takes a little time to sink in before it hits right on the spot, so smoke smartly. This high potency strain has dense nuggets with purple tones that are coated in sparkly silver trichomes. It can be cultivated indoors or outdoors; with the plant requiring 60 days for flowering. It is a favorable choice for novice gardeners as it can naturally resist pests and diseases.
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It’s powerfully relaxing, with sativa-dominant genes (60:40 sativa/indica ratio) that deliver a massive dose of THC: Nearly 29% in some tests. That makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical. The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it’s also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness. Dry mouth and bloodshot eyes are both common side effects, along with occasional paranoia and dizziness. The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands. It’s most popular in Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon, though it can be found elsewhere. Expect this strain to increase in popularity thanks to its high THC concentrations.
AAAA White Tahoe Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAAA White Tahoe Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
White Tahoe Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing The White X Tahoe OG X an unknown Girl Scout Cookies cut. White Tahoe Cookies has a gorgeous appearance, with deep olive rounded nuggets accented by purple undertones and dark amber hairs. Each little nug is completely and totally covered with tiny white crystal trichomes that look slightly purple in the right light. As you break apart each glittery little nug, aromas of earthy hash and nutty citrus are released. The flavor is very sweet, with tastes of tree fruit and herbs accented by a spicy earthy effect upon exhale. The White Tahoe Cookies high comes almost immediately after your first toke, filling you with euphoria that infuses your mind with pure creativity. As your mind soars to new heights, a relaxing body buzz will soon wash over you, leaving you tingly, giggly, and slightly aroused This effect soon turns sedative, lulling you into a sleepy, unfocused state that can last for hours without relief. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, White Tahoe Cookies is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, chronic pain, and inflammation.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that’s accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.