Gas Smalls
Gas Smalls – 19% THC
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Users describe the Gas high as having an almost immediate hazy onset of a soothing warming relaxing body high that spreads from the back of the head and spine throughout the rest of the body in slow numbing waves. This body high leaves you completely relaxed, pain-free, and utterly sedated.
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AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA Iced Grapefruit Smalls By Green Valley (22-24% THC)
AAAA Iced Grapefruit Smalls By Green Valley (22-24% THC)
Iced Grapefruit is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular Diesel X Chronic X Skunk #1 strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 22-24% and is infamous among the cannabis community for being a physical heavy-bodied painkiller. Iced Grapefruit has a hashy fruit taste with an intensely sweet exhale and an aroma of sweet fruit with a spicy hint. This strain has thick fluffy spade-shaped nugs that are dark olive green with amber undertones and are covered with deep green leaves. These nugs have a spattering of rich amber hairs and a thick layer of crystal trichomes and sweet sticky resin. Users describe the Iced Grapefruit high as having an immediate onset of a warm bodied feeling and euphoric head high that is felt instantly in your face and eyes. This slowly builds into an intense sense of euphoria and a rush of energy that lasts for several hours. As you start to come down, you fall into a heavy body stone and feeling of sedation that eventually eases you into a deep and peaceful sleep. Due to these effects, this strain is ideal for treating chronic pain, headaches, and muscle spasms.
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
Expect a major blow to the head from this super-potent strain. A pure sativa, Durban Poison is the beloved inbred descendant of a sativa strain grown in South Africa. Ed Rosenthal, an American cannabis activist, discovered the original strain and brought in back to the United States in the 1970s. It has long been a favorite of stoners and medical marijuana patients here. Durban Poison has THC levels that can reach 24%, making it one of the world’s more powerful strains. This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that’s great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. This strain is ideal for making concentrates, as the bud is covered in over-sized trichomes. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma. The buds are round and chunky, with a dense coating of trichomes. This strain is best for active periods, chores, and other daylight activities.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress. You can smoke this strain comfortably throughout the day even with its super high potency. It’s long green leaves are accompanied by a pine/citrus aroma that can’t be mistaken. You can expect a noticeable after taste of lemon with a slight cough when inhaling this strain.. There’s definitely a heavy amount of trichomes (hairs) on this strain which gives it a light green color and sometimes a subtle hint of gray.
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
An intense and powerful indica strain, Platinum Bubba Kush works well as a strong afternoon medicine. With an 80:20 indica/sativa ratio, this hybrid strain can give you the high you need. A crossover between Bubba Kush and Platinum OG Kush, this strain has a spicy aroma with a deliciously sweet flavor. Having a THC level of around 25%, this strain can take all your pains away. Favorite among the patients for its sweetness, the strain can cure anxiety, insomnia, pain, stress and a lack of appetite. A few tokes of this pungent strain can improve focus and revive your energy, pulling you out of depression. It can uplift your mood and bring you pure moments of joy. It takes a little time to sink in before it hits right on the spot, so smoke smartly. This high potency strain has dense nuggets with purple tones that are coated in sparkly silver trichomes. It can be cultivated indoors or outdoors; with the plant requiring 60 days for flowering. It is a favorable choice for novice gardeners as it can naturally resist pests and diseases.
AAAA Sour Banana Sherbet (18-24% THC)
AAAA Sour Banana Sherbet (18-24% THC)
Sour Banana Sherbet is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through crossing the tangy AJ’s Sour Diesel with the sugary sweet Banana Sherbet. Thanks to the influx of Sour D, this beauty of a bud brings on the mouth-puckering banana flavor with a rich diesel exhale to balance it out. The smell is pretty sour in itself, although it does have a heavy diesel pungency to it that can overpower the fruitiness at times. The Sour Banana Sherbet high won’t leave you wincing – rather, it will leave you sighing with relief as your aches and pains melt away with ease. You’ll feel an infusion of uplifted energy first that leaves you feeling like you’re on Cloud 9. As both mind and body ease into deep relaxation, you’ll experience an increase in mental clarity, leaving your mind to wander freely through clear-headed thought for hours. Paired with its powerful 18-24% average THC level, these full bodied effects make Sour Banana Sherbet ideal for killing the effects of depression, chronic stress, anorexia, and nausea. This bud has lumpy olive green popcorn-shaped nugs with dark amber hairs, rich purple undertones, and a thick coating of vibrantly white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Garlic Cookies (30-32% THC)
AAAA Garlic Cookies (30-32% THC)
Garlic Cookies is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the potent Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies strains. Infamous for its heavy flavor and hard-hitting effects, this bud is a favorite of indica users around the world. Garlic Cookies has a flavor that, like its name suggests, is reminiscent of garlic with a light cookie diesel effect upon exhale. The aroma is very earthy with a heavy diesel overtone that lingers long after you finish toking. The Garlic Cookies high is much like its Girl Scout Cookies parent, with long-lasting effects that hit both mind and body. You’ll feel a cerebral lift a few minutes after your last toke that fills you with a sense of euphoria and gives you a mild case of the munchies. Soon after, a warming body high will wash over you, leaving you slightly sedated and sleepy at times. With these effects and its super high 30-32% average THC level, Garlic Cookies is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, depression, and chronic stress. This bud has fluffy oblong yellow green popcorn shaped nugs with orange hairs and a sandy coating of amber crystal trichomes.
AAAA HulkBerry Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA HulkBerry Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
Hulkberry is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (65% sativa/35% indica) created through crossing the classic Strawberry Diesel X OG Kush strains. This bud gets its name from its super heavy buds and delicious berry flavor. Hulkberry buds have rounded super oversized popcorn-shaped minty green nugs with dark olive undertones, long thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull part each frosty little nugget, aromas of sweet and sour citrus are released with a pungent diesel overtone that intensifies as the nugs are burned. The flavor is very similar, with a sharp sour lemon overtone that’s accented by spicy diesel and pungent earth upon exhale. The Hulkberry high is pretty powerful in nature, with heavy effects that can easily knock you out thanks to a super potent 27% average THC level. The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of energizing effects that infuse you with creativity and motivation. As your mind lifts into pure euphoria, your body will stay settled in a light state of calm that won’t affect your energy level in the slightest. In combination with its high level of potency, these effects give Hulkberry an edge in treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, migraines or headaches, ADD or ADHD, depression, and mood swings.
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
AAA+ Lindsay OG By Green Valley (23% THC)
AAA+ Lindsay OG By Green Valley (23% THC)
Lindsay OG, also known as “Lindsay,” “Lindsay Kush” or “Lindsay OG Kush,” is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous OG Kush X another unknown hybrid strain. A favorite of hybrid lovers, Lindsay OG packs a full-bodied high that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency. It starts in the head with a sense of clarity, clearing your mind and filling you with a lifted happiness and ease. As your mind settles into this clear-headed state, a deeply relaxing body high will wash over your physical form, locking you to the couch and leaving you pretty sedated. Thanks to these effects and its high 23% average THC level, Lindsay OG is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, chronic stress or anxiety, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a classic pungent skunky flavor with a lightly sweet exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a heavy skunky pungent that lingers long after the nugs are burned away. This bud has medium-sized popcorn-shaped dark green nugs with minty leaves, bright orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of golden amber crystal trichomes.