AAAA Space Cake Shake By Green Valley
AAAA Space Cake Shake By Green Valley
Take a bite out of this sweet cake and get ready for the ride of your life! Space Cake packs a soaring high that’s both relaxing and energizing at the same time, perfect for a late night kicking back with friends or a lazy Saturday afternoon when you don’t have much of anything to do. The high starts with a lift of cerebral effects that run through your brain, filling you with a sense of calm that ebbs between energy and deep relaxation. As your mind settles further into this state of peace, you’ll start to feel a stone settle in, leaving you sleepy and unfocused as you fall deeper and deeper.
AA Sherbet
AA Sherbet – 19% THC
The name of this bud says it all in terms of the flavor – Sherbet has a sweet creamy minty flavor accented by fresh sugary fruits and a tangy exhale. The Sherbet high is definitely one that’s truly unique – it has both energizing and calming effects that are ideal for treating a wide variety of conditions. The high starts with a euphoric energetic lift that boosts your mood and leaves you feeling completely happy although relaxed in both mind and body. As your head high builds, your body will fall into a lazy state that lulls you into a slightly couch-locked state with a pang of hunger, although you won’t be sleepy at all.
AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley – 26% THC
Triceratops packs a hard-hitting and stoney high that will have you feeling totally immovable for hours on end before you finally get to sleep. The high starts with a subtle tingle felt in the hands and feet that soon spreads its warming tendrils throughout your entire body. You’ll feel buzzy and stimulated from head to toe and sometimes a bit aroused. This sense will soon turn heavy, locking you to the couch and leaving you fading in and out of reality, although you’ll be totally happy about it.
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
Expect a major blow to the head from this super-potent strain. A pure sativa, Durban Poison is the beloved inbred descendant of a sativa strain grown in South Africa. Ed Rosenthal, an American cannabis activist, discovered the original strain and brought in back to the United States in the 1970s. It has long been a favorite of stoners and medical marijuana patients here. Durban Poison has THC levels that can reach 24%, making it one of the world’s more powerful strains. This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that’s great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. This strain is ideal for making concentrates, as the bud is covered in over-sized trichomes. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma. The buds are round and chunky, with a dense coating of trichomes. This strain is best for active periods, chores, and other daylight activities.
Gas Smalls
Gas Smalls – 19% THC
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Users describe the Gas high as having an almost immediate hazy onset of a soothing warming relaxing body high that spreads from the back of the head and spine throughout the rest of the body in slow numbing waves. This body high leaves you completely relaxed, pain-free, and utterly sedated.
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AAAA Mimosa Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Mimosa Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
Mimosa is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Purple Punch X Clementine strains. If you’re looking for an early morning pick-me-up (minus the alcohol), this bud is totally for you. Mimosa packs bright and happy daytime effects that are perfect for chasing sleep away and giving you a positive mood as you take on your day. You’ll feel an energetic, clear-headed lift at the onset of the high, which fills your brain with euphoric motivation and laser-sharp focus. A light tingle accompanies these effects, resting mainly in the body rather than your head. With these effects and its high 19-27% average THC level, Mimosa is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic stress or anxiety, ADD or ADHD, migraines, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has a sweet and sour tropical citrus flavor with a light berry exhale, almost like a fresh mimosa! The aroma follows the same profile, although with an influx of woody florals and fresh earthy herbs. Mimosa buds have rounded dense small olive green nugs with lots of dark orange hairs and a coating of bright white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA Jealousy Smalls By Green Valley (28-30% THC)
AAAA Jealousy Smalls By Green Valley (28-30% THC)
Jealousy is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gelato 41 X Sherbet strains. The perfect well-balanced hybrid strain, Jealousy packs full-bodied effects that will have you feeling totally kicked back for hours on end. You’ll instantly feel lifted with a happy sense that fills your brain with heady euphoria and a touch of creativity. This is accompanied by boost of motivation that has you ready to focus on any task at hand. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, keeping you kicked back although not sedated in the slightest. In combination with its super high 28-30% average THC level, these effects make Jealousy a great choice for treating those patients who are suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic stress, mood swings, chronic fatigue and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has a super sweet and creamy fruity candy flavor with a sour citrusy overtone that intensifies upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy overtone that’s accented by fresh fruity vanilla and sour candies. Jealousy buds have small spade-shaped olive green nugs with purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny and purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Dragon’s Breath (22% THC)
AAAA Dragon’s Breath (22% THC)
Dragon’s Breath is a sativa dominant hybrid created through a cross of the classic Jack Herer X Northern Lights X Skunk strains. Although the exact indica to sativa ratio is unknown due to breeder secrecy, this extremely rare bud is always in high demand because of its powerful effects and insanely high THC level that bottoms out at 22% on average. The Dragon’s Breath high hits hard and fast with an immediate rush to the head of cerebral uplifted energy and creative motivation. You’ll feel blissfully happy as your mind soars with waves of warming relaxation and tendencies towards becoming very talkative. As this high continues, a calming effect will fall over your body with a slight sedative effect that doesn’t diminish your energy or cause loss of functionality.
AAAA Super Lemon Haze Mediums (25% THC)
AAAA Super Lemon Haze Mediums (25% THC)
his winning sativa-dominant hybrid took home first place in the Medical Sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup. It’s a Washington original, grown by at least two local cultivators, Olympia Mike and A Green Cure. It’s a blend of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, and it has a sativa/indica ratio of 80:20. That means heady, peppy, cerebral effects: arousal, creativity, energy, euphoria, and intense happiness. These make for ideal tools in treating depression, fatigue, anxiety, nausea, and chronic pain. THC levels soar in this strain, with at least one sample topping 25%, and that puts Super Lemon Haze near the top of the potency pyramid. But it isn’t known for its CBD levels, which regularly test well below 1%. In other words, this strain shouldn’t be used as the only medicine for conditions that respond to CBD, such as seizure disorders. Super Lemon Haze has a tart, zesty lemon flavor and aroma, with sweet notes of candy. The bud, which has a speckled green-and-brown appearance, is covered with a dense layer of resinous trichomes. This strain is popular on the West Coast of the United States and in British Columbia.
AAA+ Hazy Margarita (25% THC)
AAA+ Hazy Margarita (25% THC)
Hazy Margarita is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (80% sativa/20% indica) created through crossing the infamous Mango Haze X Jack the Ripper strains. Looking for a tropical flavor that will leave your head spinning? Hazy Margarita is totally made for you. This lovely lady packs a sweet fruity mango taste with hints of sour citrus and tropical fruits with each and every toke. The aroma follows the same profile, although with a notable kick of apricot to it, too. The Hazy Margarita high is just as delicious as the flavor, with bright effects that are pretty trippy if you don’t mind your dosage. It starts with a rush of heady effects, filling your mind with an expansive creativity that leaves absolutely no room for any racing or negative thoughts.
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
Royal Gorilla is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sour Dubb X Chem’s Sister X Chocolate Diesel strains. Looking for a super well-balanced high that will hit both mind and body? You’ve found it. Royal Gorilla packs a super potent high that hits hard and keeps rolling thanks to its potent 22-24% average THC level. The high starts in the head with a lifted effect that creeps up on the back of your mind, filling you with a sense of euphoria and ease. As your mood lifts higher and higher, a sense of calm will suddenly wash over you, keeping you anchored and totally relaxed in both mind and body.
With these long-lasting effects and its high THC level, Royal Gorilla is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression, mood swings, chronic fatigue, and migraines or headaches. This bud has a sweet woody pine flavor with a light lemony diesel exhale. The aroma is of pungent diesel and sour citrus with a woody overtone that intensifies as the nugs are broken apart and burned. Royal Gorilla buds have tapered minty green spade-shaped nugs with thick clear amber hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.