AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA HulkBerry Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
Hulkberry is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (65% sativa/35% indica) created through crossing the classic Strawberry Diesel X OG Kush strains. This bud gets its name from its super heavy buds and delicious berry flavor. Hulkberry buds have rounded super oversized popcorn-shaped minty green nugs with dark olive undertones, long thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull part each frosty little nugget, aromas of sweet and sour citrus are released with a pungent diesel overtone that intensifies as the nugs are burned. The flavor is very similar, with a sharp sour lemon overtone that’s accented by spicy diesel and pungent earth upon exhale. The Hulkberry high is pretty powerful in nature, with heavy effects that can easily knock you out thanks to a super potent 27% average THC level. The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of energizing effects that infuse you with creativity and motivation. As your mind lifts into pure euphoria, your body will stay settled in a light state of calm that won’t affect your energy level in the slightest. In combination with its high level of potency, these effects give Hulkberry an edge in treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, migraines or headaches, ADD or ADHD, depression, and mood swings.
AAAA OMFG Mediums By Green Valley (31-33% THC)
OMFG is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Red Pop X Runtz strains. One taste of this perfectly balanced hybrid and you’ll be screaming her name! OMFG packs an amazing full-bodied high that’s filled with heady laughter and physical relaxation. You’ll feel the cerebral effects wash over you first, lifting your mood and filling you with a giddy euphoria. A light tingly sense comes next, working its way behind the eyes before spreading throughout your entire body, helping you to feel fully relaxed and at ease from head to toe. You’ll find yourself hit with a pretty heavy case of the giggles at this point, laughing at anything and everything around you. With these effects and its super high 31-33% average THC level, OMFG is often suggested to treat experienced patients suffering from conditions such as insomnia, Multiple Sclerosis, depression, chronic stress or anxiety and inflammation. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy flavor with a punch of spicy black cherries upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy overtone accented by spicy cherries and sweet tropical fruits. OMFG buds have airy oversized spade-shaped emerald green nugs with thick red-orange hairs and tiny chunky white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
AAA+ Lindsay OG By Green Valley (23% THC)
Lindsay OG, also known as “Lindsay,” “Lindsay Kush” or “Lindsay OG Kush,” is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous OG Kush X another unknown hybrid strain. A favorite of hybrid lovers, Lindsay OG packs a full-bodied high that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency. It starts in the head with a sense of clarity, clearing your mind and filling you with a lifted happiness and ease. As your mind settles into this clear-headed state, a deeply relaxing body high will wash over your physical form, locking you to the couch and leaving you pretty sedated. Thanks to these effects and its high 23% average THC level, Lindsay OG is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, chronic stress or anxiety, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a classic pungent skunky flavor with a lightly sweet exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a heavy skunky pungent that lingers long after the nugs are burned away. This bud has medium-sized popcorn-shaped dark green nugs with minty leaves, bright orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of golden amber crystal trichomes.
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley – 23% THC
Purple Trainwreck has a spicy and fruity flavor and is a cross between Trainwreck and Granddaddy Purple. It has an 23 percent THC level and has a leafy appearance that is deep green in color with traces of purple. It has a spicy aroma that is similar to that of Trainwreck with hints of lemon and berries that create a very sweet and pungent aroma. Its flavor is sweet with a sour hint of lemon in places. The purple buds of this strain look very pleasing. Purple Trainwreck has powerful, euphoric effects on your system that take quite a long while to completely dissipate. It is a Sativa dominant strain, which is clear due to the strong Sativa high produced by it. Its smoke is clean and feels good. The strain calms your nerves and is excellent for alleviating all symptoms of anxiety and depression. You also tend to feel sleepy after smoking it, which is why it is a good solution for insomnia as well. You can also get relief from migraines and other chronic pains by using Purple Trainwreck. Moreover, it is used for treating mood swings, nausea, hyperactivity and inattentiveness. Its side effects include experiencing dry eyes and dry mouth.
AAAA Pineapple Express By Green Valley (25% THC)
Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be. But Pineapple Express still manages to offer a mild and nice body-numbing buzz, which is something to look forward to. The strain is offered in the form of well-weighed nuggets that look like Styrofoam popcorn. It does not taste sweet, but it does smell funky with its citrus overtones. The taste is quite extraordinary with a hint of pineapple while you inhale. Pineapple Express is chosen to treat a lot of medical problems including anxiety and stress. However, it is even more effective at curing the symptoms of chronic depression at the same time. If you are suffering from mild pains and aches, you should look no further. After a smoke, you will realize Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time. Not only will it heighten all your senses but you will feel energized all the while observing an increase in focus, awareness and creativity.
AAAA White Widow By Green Valley (25% THC)
White Widow is a hybrid strain that many have been familiar with since the early 90’s. This strain has global popularity and can easily be found atop a menu at almost any Amsterdam coffee shop. The prevalence of White Widow has greatly increased due to the television show Weeds and references within the rap industry. This strain holds a pretty balanced 60:40 sativa/indica ratio ( Brazil Sativa X South Indian Indica) that leads one to a cognitive driven high with a relaxing undertone. Patients will opt for White Widow if they’re seeking a strain that allows them to unwind and relax while still maintaining a sense of mental awareness. This strain is especially good for depression, stress, pain, and PTSD. White Widow gets its name from the fact that it is literally blanketed in white crystals. Beware though, this sweet sugary smoke starts out light but expands dramatically which can lead to heavy coughing; especially if you’re a novice smoker. When it comes to smell, you can expect a citrus and peppery scent that is accompanied by a lemony aftertaste. This strain is perfect for outdoor activities like hanging out at the beach or taking a nice walk.
AAA Road Dawg Mediums By Budget Buds (26% THC)
Road Dawg is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Stardawg X Biker Kush strains. With its super high 22-27% average THC level, Road Dawg is not for the faint of heart. The Road Dawg high starts with a rushing cerebral state that roars in a few minutes after taking your final toke. You’ll feel euphoric and totally happy with a heightened sense of focus and motivation. As your mind lifts to new heights, your body will slowly begin to fade into a state of deep relaxation that is permeating by a pretty hefty case of the munchies that sneaks its way in. Soon, you’ll start to feel the sedation creep over you, dropping you into a totally peaceful and sleepy state that will have you dozing for hours and hours on end.
AAA Cherry Haze Mediums By Budget Buds (19% THC)
Cherry Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the potent Purple Haze X Cherry Bomb strains. The perfect fruity bud with a super heady high, Cherry Haze is a great option for any sativa lover who wants a kicked-back high with their medicine. Much like its name implies, Cherry Haze has a super sweet and fruity cherry berry flavor with a sugary exhale that’s accented by touches of spicy haze. The aroma is very similar, with a spicy haze overtone accented by hints of sweet fruity cherries and fresh fruity grapes.
AAAA Death Star OG (28% THC)
Death Star OG is a super potent indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain created through crossing the powerful Sour Diesel X Sensi Star X OG Kush strains. With parents like these, you know you’re in for one heavy-hitting classic high that runs rampant on your mind and body with classic effects. The Death Star OG high sneaks up on you, like a planet-sized space station, before launching into you with powerfully uplifting beams of euphoria. You’ll feel blissfully happy, although pretty hazy, in this state, unaware of any mental pains or racing thoughts. As your mind soars higher and higher into space, your body will start to be pulled back down with a relaxing body stone that permeates your entire being.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that’s accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.