AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley – 26% THC
Triceratops packs a hard-hitting and stoney high that will have you feeling totally immovable for hours on end before you finally get to sleep. The high starts with a subtle tingle felt in the hands and feet that soon spreads its warming tendrils throughout your entire body. You’ll feel buzzy and stimulated from head to toe and sometimes a bit aroused. This sense will soon turn heavy, locking you to the couch and leaving you fading in and out of reality, although you’ll be totally happy about it.
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Smalls By Green Valley (16-24% THC)
Blueberry is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with unknown true parentage. This bud has been traced back to the early 70’s when the infamous American breeder DJ Short started playing around with different landrace strains, ultimately resulting in this insanely delicious variety. It is thought to be descended from Purple Thai X Afghan, but we will never know for sure. Nonetheless, Blueberry is one of the most popular strains on the market and took home the 2000 Best Indica award at the High Times’ Cannabis Cup thanks to its high-powered effects and mouthwatering blueberry vanilla flavor. The Blueberry high has a euphoric and hazy feel to it that creeps up on you slowly before washing over you with a sense of calm and ease. As this high grows, your mind will fall into a state of hazy introspection that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts and numbs the brain. With these relaxing effects and its high 16-24% average THC level, Blueberry is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, migraines, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has grape-shaped olive green nugs with bright blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a frosty thick coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes. It has a smell much like the taste, with a spicy yet sweet earthy vanilla effect that’s accented by fragrant florals.
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Durban Poison By Green Valley (24% THC)
Expect a major blow to the head from this super-potent strain. A pure sativa, Durban Poison is the beloved inbred descendant of a sativa strain grown in South Africa. Ed Rosenthal, an American cannabis activist, discovered the original strain and brought in back to the United States in the 1970s. It has long been a favorite of stoners and medical marijuana patients here. Durban Poison has THC levels that can reach 24%, making it one of the world’s more powerful strains. This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that’s great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. This strain is ideal for making concentrates, as the bud is covered in over-sized trichomes. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma. The buds are round and chunky, with a dense coating of trichomes. This strain is best for active periods, chores, and other daylight activities.
Gas Smalls
Gas Smalls – 19% THC
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Users describe the Gas high as having an almost immediate hazy onset of a soothing warming relaxing body high that spreads from the back of the head and spine throughout the rest of the body in slow numbing waves. This body high leaves you completely relaxed, pain-free, and utterly sedated.
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AAAA Mimosa Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Mimosa Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
Mimosa is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Purple Punch X Clementine strains. If you’re looking for an early morning pick-me-up (minus the alcohol), this bud is totally for you. Mimosa packs bright and happy daytime effects that are perfect for chasing sleep away and giving you a positive mood as you take on your day. You’ll feel an energetic, clear-headed lift at the onset of the high, which fills your brain with euphoric motivation and laser-sharp focus. A light tingle accompanies these effects, resting mainly in the body rather than your head. With these effects and its high 19-27% average THC level, Mimosa is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic stress or anxiety, ADD or ADHD, migraines, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has a sweet and sour tropical citrus flavor with a light berry exhale, almost like a fresh mimosa! The aroma follows the same profile, although with an influx of woody florals and fresh earthy herbs. Mimosa buds have rounded dense small olive green nugs with lots of dark orange hairs and a coating of bright white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
Fruit Loop Haze is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (55% indica/45% sativa) created through a four-way cross of the super delicious Blue Dream X White Widow X Grapefruit X Blueberry strains. If you’re a fan of super fruity flavors and hazy, heady highs, you’ve found the bud of your dreams with Fruit Loop Haze. This bud has a super mouthwatering taste that will leave you coming back for more, with a bouquet of fresh berries accented by sweet tropical fruits and bright, tangy citrus. The aroma is just as delicious, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by sour, citrusy lemons, rich tropical fruits and earthy flowers. The Fruit Loop Haze high is the perfect hazy, happy high, with long-lasting effects that will have you feeling dazed in all of the right ways. You’ll feel lifted from start to finish, filled with an expansive bliss that leaves you with no room in your brain for anything other than happiness. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, keeping you locked to the world below and pretty sedated at times.
AAAA Purple Sunset Smalls By Green Valley (22% THC)
AAAA Purple Sunset Smalls By Green Valley (22% THC)
Purple Sunset is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Purple Punch X Mandarin Sunset strains. This deliciously potent beauty packs a punch of tasty flavors and delicious full-bodied effects that are perfect for any hybrid lover. Purple Sunset boasts a sweet fruity taste with hints of light florals and sour citrus, too. The aroma is very similar, although with a lightly spicy effect to it that’s released as the nugs are burned away. The Purple Sunset is just as delightful as the flavor, with relaxing overtones that are perfect for easing away your day-to-day stressors with ease. You’ll feel a lifted creativity flood your mind at the onset of the high accompanied by a sense of physical relaxation and calm. This soothing state isn’t sedative or sleepy; rather, it will leave you totally at ease. In combination with its high 22% average THC level, these effects make Purple Sunset perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression, mood swings, appetite loss or nausea and ADD or ADHD. This bud has beautiful long tapered minty green nugs with thin orange hairs, deep purple undertones and a coating of tiny sparkling white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Blackberry Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
AAAA Blackberry Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
Blackberry is a hybrid strain with a perfect blend of indica and sativa breeds that create an amazing 20% THC content. The strain is mouthwatering to say the least. Not only are the buds beautiful, but they are scrumptious at the same time. The buds are not as dense as any other strain you may have already come across, but they are brilliantly bred to produce hues of purple covered with white crystals and bright orange hairs. The aroma is intoxicating, as it is quite fruity with a hint of earth. There is a pretty good reason why the strain is referred to as Blackberry. It tastes amazing and smooth just like a bowl of fruit. If you are looking for a daytime strain, you should not look any further. Blackberry offers a body and cerebral high that will overwhelm you in no time. Furthermore, you will feel more energetic and talkative all the while feeling incredibly social. On the other hand, Blackberry is equally effective at treating several medical conditions including stress, depression, and anxiety. Additionally, due to its body numbing effects, it is perfect for patients suffering from chronic aches and pain as well.
AAAA Super Lemon Haze Mediums (25% THC)
AAAA Super Lemon Haze Mediums (25% THC)
his winning sativa-dominant hybrid took home first place in the Medical Sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup. It’s a Washington original, grown by at least two local cultivators, Olympia Mike and A Green Cure. It’s a blend of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, and it has a sativa/indica ratio of 80:20. That means heady, peppy, cerebral effects: arousal, creativity, energy, euphoria, and intense happiness. These make for ideal tools in treating depression, fatigue, anxiety, nausea, and chronic pain. THC levels soar in this strain, with at least one sample topping 25%, and that puts Super Lemon Haze near the top of the potency pyramid. But it isn’t known for its CBD levels, which regularly test well below 1%. In other words, this strain shouldn’t be used as the only medicine for conditions that respond to CBD, such as seizure disorders. Super Lemon Haze has a tart, zesty lemon flavor and aroma, with sweet notes of candy. The bud, which has a speckled green-and-brown appearance, is covered with a dense layer of resinous trichomes. This strain is popular on the West Coast of the United States and in British Columbia.
AAA+ Hazy Margarita (25% THC)
AAA+ Hazy Margarita (25% THC)
Hazy Margarita is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (80% sativa/20% indica) created through crossing the infamous Mango Haze X Jack the Ripper strains. Looking for a tropical flavor that will leave your head spinning? Hazy Margarita is totally made for you. This lovely lady packs a sweet fruity mango taste with hints of sour citrus and tropical fruits with each and every toke. The aroma follows the same profile, although with a notable kick of apricot to it, too. The Hazy Margarita high is just as delicious as the flavor, with bright effects that are pretty trippy if you don’t mind your dosage. It starts with a rush of heady effects, filling your mind with an expansive creativity that leaves absolutely no room for any racing or negative thoughts.
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
Royal Gorilla is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sour Dubb X Chem’s Sister X Chocolate Diesel strains. Looking for a super well-balanced high that will hit both mind and body? You’ve found it. Royal Gorilla packs a super potent high that hits hard and keeps rolling thanks to its potent 22-24% average THC level. The high starts in the head with a lifted effect that creeps up on the back of your mind, filling you with a sense of euphoria and ease. As your mood lifts higher and higher, a sense of calm will suddenly wash over you, keeping you anchored and totally relaxed in both mind and body.
With these long-lasting effects and its high THC level, Royal Gorilla is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression, mood swings, chronic fatigue, and migraines or headaches. This bud has a sweet woody pine flavor with a light lemony diesel exhale. The aroma is of pungent diesel and sour citrus with a woody overtone that intensifies as the nugs are broken apart and burned. Royal Gorilla buds have tapered minty green spade-shaped nugs with thick clear amber hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.