AAAA Pink Gas Mediums
AAAA Pink Gas Mediums -26% THC
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The flavor is of sweet and flowery herbs with a hint of gassy diesel to it, too. The Pink Gas high hits you almost as soon as you exhale, starting with cerebral effects before moving into the body. You’ll feel lifted with a sense of happiness that’s accompanied by an overall aura of calm, erasing any negative or racing thoughts immediately.
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AAAA Ghost Train Haze Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Ghost Train Haze Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
Ghost Train Haze is one of the most intense strains that has ever been introduced to the marijuana universe. This strain is not for the novice Toker; after all, Ghost Train Haze was named the “Most Potent Strain on earth” by High Times magazine in 2012. This strain derives from Ghost OG & Neville’s wreck, creating an insane 27% THC level. GTH is mainly sativa (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), so if you are a novice smoker or suffer from anxiety, it is best that you steer clear of this wicked strain. Heavy smoking of GTH can lead to an almost psychedelic feel that may induce paranoia. The patients who tend to opt for Ghost Train Haze are those who suffer from depression or those who are looking for an overall great time. If taken in small doses, GTH can easily send you into laughing fits and stimulate your creative mind. The aroma of this strain is a sweet blend of sour, citrus & pine that is very pungent. With an abundance of trichomes and hairs, GTH basically looks as dank as it claims to be.
AAAA Death Bubba By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Death Bubba By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
Death Bubba is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created as a descendant of the hugely popular Bubba Kush strain. This dank bud boasts an insanely high THC level that ranges between 25-27% and effects that can end in an almost death-like sleep. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences. As the high continues, you’ll be eased into a state of utter relaxation with deep introspection and spaciness that can cause you to become distant in social situations. Upon the comedown from the high, Death Bubba pulls you into a deep and peaceful undisturbed sleep that lasts for hours on end, giving you the appearance of being unwakeable. Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. This bud has medium-sized dark forest green nugs with rich purple undertones and a spattering of fiery orange hairs. Each nug is completely covered with dark olive green leaves that are almost furry and have a thick layer of frosty sandy white trichomes.
AAAA+ Tropic Super Jet By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-38% THC)
AAAA+ Tropic Super Jet By Kootenayz Exoticz – 30-38% THC
Tropic Super Jet, also known as “Tropical Super Jet,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the potent Jet Fuel Gelato X Tropicana Cookies strains. This tasty bud offers a soaring, immediate high with bright daytime effects that can be a bit overwhelming for inexperienced patients. The high will hit you as soon as you exhale, rushing into your brain with a burst of bright energy and motivation. You’ll find that you’re instantly creatively inspired and outgoing, ready to get chatting with anyone around you.
However, you’ll be seriously lacking in the focus department, more prone to fits of uncontrollable giggling than actually staying focused on a conversation. These effects can grow without any ceiling, so mind your dosage if you have things to do! In combination with its insanely high 30-38% average THC level, these effects give Tropic Super Jet an edge in treating chronic fatigue, chronic pain, chronic stress, headaches or migraines, nausea, depression or mood swings and bipolar disorder. This bud has a super sweet and sugary fruity peach flavor with hints of bright tropical citrus and grapefruit.
AAAA+ MAC 1
AAAA+ MAC 1 – 23% THC
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This celebrity child takes the beloved effects of MAC and amps it up a notch to a whole new level, with a super lifted feeling that will have you flying higher and higher the more that you toke. This bud has a classic sour diesel flavor with a spicy herbal overtone that’s accented by sweet citrus.
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AAAA HulkBerry Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA HulkBerry Mediums By Green Valley (27% THC)
Hulkberry is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (65% sativa/35% indica) created through crossing the classic Strawberry Diesel X OG Kush strains. This bud gets its name from its super heavy buds and delicious berry flavor. Hulkberry buds have rounded super oversized popcorn-shaped minty green nugs with dark olive undertones, long thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull part each frosty little nugget, aromas of sweet and sour citrus are released with a pungent diesel overtone that intensifies as the nugs are burned. The flavor is very similar, with a sharp sour lemon overtone that’s accented by spicy diesel and pungent earth upon exhale. The Hulkberry high is pretty powerful in nature, with heavy effects that can easily knock you out thanks to a super potent 27% average THC level. The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of energizing effects that infuse you with creativity and motivation. As your mind lifts into pure euphoria, your body will stay settled in a light state of calm that won’t affect your energy level in the slightest. In combination with its high level of potency, these effects give Hulkberry an edge in treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, migraines or headaches, ADD or ADHD, depression, and mood swings.
AAAA OMFG Mediums By Green Valley (31-33% THC)
AAAA OMFG Mediums By Green Valley (31-33% THC)
OMFG is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Red Pop X Runtz strains. One taste of this perfectly balanced hybrid and you’ll be screaming her name! OMFG packs an amazing full-bodied high that’s filled with heady laughter and physical relaxation. You’ll feel the cerebral effects wash over you first, lifting your mood and filling you with a giddy euphoria. A light tingly sense comes next, working its way behind the eyes before spreading throughout your entire body, helping you to feel fully relaxed and at ease from head to toe. You’ll find yourself hit with a pretty heavy case of the giggles at this point, laughing at anything and everything around you. With these effects and its super high 31-33% average THC level, OMFG is often suggested to treat experienced patients suffering from conditions such as insomnia, Multiple Sclerosis, depression, chronic stress or anxiety and inflammation. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy flavor with a punch of spicy black cherries upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy overtone accented by spicy cherries and sweet tropical fruits. OMFG buds have airy oversized spade-shaped emerald green nugs with thick red-orange hairs and tiny chunky white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley (23% THC)
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley – 23% THC
Purple Trainwreck has a spicy and fruity flavor and is a cross between Trainwreck and Granddaddy Purple. It has an 23 percent THC level and has a leafy appearance that is deep green in color with traces of purple. It has a spicy aroma that is similar to that of Trainwreck with hints of lemon and berries that create a very sweet and pungent aroma. Its flavor is sweet with a sour hint of lemon in places. The purple buds of this strain look very pleasing. Purple Trainwreck has powerful, euphoric effects on your system that take quite a long while to completely dissipate. It is a Sativa dominant strain, which is clear due to the strong Sativa high produced by it. Its smoke is clean and feels good. The strain calms your nerves and is excellent for alleviating all symptoms of anxiety and depression. You also tend to feel sleepy after smoking it, which is why it is a good solution for insomnia as well. You can also get relief from migraines and other chronic pains by using Purple Trainwreck. Moreover, it is used for treating mood swings, nausea, hyperactivity and inattentiveness. Its side effects include experiencing dry eyes and dry mouth.
AAAA Pineapple Express By Green Valley (25% THC)
AAAA Pineapple Express By Green Valley (25% THC)
Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be. But Pineapple Express still manages to offer a mild and nice body-numbing buzz, which is something to look forward to. The strain is offered in the form of well-weighed nuggets that look like Styrofoam popcorn. It does not taste sweet, but it does smell funky with its citrus overtones. The taste is quite extraordinary with a hint of pineapple while you inhale. Pineapple Express is chosen to treat a lot of medical problems including anxiety and stress. However, it is even more effective at curing the symptoms of chronic depression at the same time. If you are suffering from mild pains and aches, you should look no further. After a smoke, you will realize Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time. Not only will it heighten all your senses but you will feel energized all the while observing an increase in focus, awareness and creativity.
AAAA White Widow By Green Valley (25% THC)
AAAA White Widow By Green Valley (25% THC)
White Widow is a hybrid strain that many have been familiar with since the early 90’s. This strain has global popularity and can easily be found atop a menu at almost any Amsterdam coffee shop. The prevalence of White Widow has greatly increased due to the television show Weeds and references within the rap industry. This strain holds a pretty balanced 60:40 sativa/indica ratio ( Brazil Sativa X South Indian Indica) that leads one to a cognitive driven high with a relaxing undertone. Patients will opt for White Widow if they’re seeking a strain that allows them to unwind and relax while still maintaining a sense of mental awareness. This strain is especially good for depression, stress, pain, and PTSD. White Widow gets its name from the fact that it is literally blanketed in white crystals. Beware though, this sweet sugary smoke starts out light but expands dramatically which can lead to heavy coughing; especially if you’re a novice smoker. When it comes to smell, you can expect a citrus and peppery scent that is accompanied by a lemony aftertaste. This strain is perfect for outdoor activities like hanging out at the beach or taking a nice walk.
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It’s powerfully relaxing, with sativa-dominant genes (60:40 sativa/indica ratio) that deliver a massive dose of THC: Nearly 29% in some tests. That makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical. The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it’s also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness. Dry mouth and bloodshot eyes are both common side effects, along with occasional paranoia and dizziness. The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands. It’s most popular in Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon, though it can be found elsewhere. Expect this strain to increase in popularity thanks to its high THC concentrations.