AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
Ninja Fruit Punch is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Grapefruit Haze X Grape Ape strains. Ready for a happy and lifted high that will take you out with no warning? Ninja Fruit Punch is totally made for you. This bud packs a punch of effects that will start in the head before a creeping one-two punch takes out the rest of your being seemingly out of nowhere. The Ninja Fruit Punch high will rush into your mind as soon as you exhale, filling you with a lifted sense that puts a smile on your face and leaves you feeling insanely happy. As your mind lifts and your sociability expands, a creeping physical high will begin to settle in, suddenly dropping your body off into a place of deep relaxation that may take you by surprise.
AAAA Glitter Bomb By Green Valley (30-34% THC)
AAAA Glitter Bomb By Green Valley (30-34% THC)
Glitter Bomb is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Grape. Gas X OG Kush Breath Blueberry Headband strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and explosive high, Glitter Bomb is the perfect choice for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, Glitter Bomb has beautiful oversized heavy pepper-shaped nugs with dark olive green leaves, thin orange hairs and a super glittery coating of chunky bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sparkling little nugget, aromas of skunky haze and ripe blueberries are released, all wrapped up with a hint of spicy herbs. The flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a sweet fruity blueberry taste accented by hints of skunky flowery haze. The Glitter Bomb high smashes into your brain a few minutes after your final exhale, exploding with a sense of spacey euphoria that instantly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, leaving you with sweet blissful nothingness. A physical relaxation comes next, settling into your entire body and leaving you totally stoned and immovable. Thanks to these effects and its super high 30-34% average THC level, Glitter Bomb is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including headaches or migraines, chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD and depression or mood swings.
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
Purple Drank Breath is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Purple Punch X Mendo Breath F2 strains. This amazing hybrid totally has it all – a delicious flavor, an arousing high and a high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced patients thanks to a 23-26% THC level. Purple Drank Breath has a sweet and fruity berry candy flavor with touches of sour citrus and tropical fruits. The aroma is just as delicious, with sweet fruitiness accented by earthy herbs and sour grapefruit. The Purple Drank Breath is one that will have you kicking back rather than getting up and moving, with full-bodied buzzing effects that soothe away both mental and physical aches or pains. You’ll feel a light tingle at the onset of the high, sneaking into the back of your brain and behind the eyes before working its way throughout your entire body. You’ll feel physically calmed and kicked back with a heavily arousing feeling that permeates every inch of your body. These sleepy effects give Purple Drank Breath an edge in treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, Bipolar Disorder, depression and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has long pepper-shaped minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny white trichomes.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress. You can smoke this strain comfortably throughout the day even with its super high potency. It’s long green leaves are accompanied by a pine/citrus aroma that can’t be mistaken. You can expect a noticeable after taste of lemon with a slight cough when inhaling this strain.. There’s definitely a heavy amount of trichomes (hairs) on this strain which gives it a light green color and sometimes a subtle hint of gray.
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
An intense and powerful indica strain, Platinum Bubba Kush works well as a strong afternoon medicine. With an 80:20 indica/sativa ratio, this hybrid strain can give you the high you need. A crossover between Bubba Kush and Platinum OG Kush, this strain has a spicy aroma with a deliciously sweet flavor. Having a THC level of around 25%, this strain can take all your pains away. Favorite among the patients for its sweetness, the strain can cure anxiety, insomnia, pain, stress and a lack of appetite. A few tokes of this pungent strain can improve focus and revive your energy, pulling you out of depression. It can uplift your mood and bring you pure moments of joy. It takes a little time to sink in before it hits right on the spot, so smoke smartly. This high potency strain has dense nuggets with purple tones that are coated in sparkly silver trichomes. It can be cultivated indoors or outdoors; with the plant requiring 60 days for flowering. It is a favorable choice for novice gardeners as it can naturally resist pests and diseases.
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It’s powerfully relaxing, with sativa-dominant genes (60:40 sativa/indica ratio) that deliver a massive dose of THC: Nearly 29% in some tests. That makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical. The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it’s also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness. Dry mouth and bloodshot eyes are both common side effects, along with occasional paranoia and dizziness. The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands. It’s most popular in Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon, though it can be found elsewhere. Expect this strain to increase in popularity thanks to its high THC concentrations.
AAAA White Tahoe Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAAA White Tahoe Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
White Tahoe Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing The White X Tahoe OG X an unknown Girl Scout Cookies cut. White Tahoe Cookies has a gorgeous appearance, with deep olive rounded nuggets accented by purple undertones and dark amber hairs. Each little nug is completely and totally covered with tiny white crystal trichomes that look slightly purple in the right light. As you break apart each glittery little nug, aromas of earthy hash and nutty citrus are released. The flavor is very sweet, with tastes of tree fruit and herbs accented by a spicy earthy effect upon exhale. The White Tahoe Cookies high comes almost immediately after your first toke, filling you with euphoria that infuses your mind with pure creativity. As your mind soars to new heights, a relaxing body buzz will soon wash over you, leaving you tingly, giggly, and slightly aroused This effect soon turns sedative, lulling you into a sleepy, unfocused state that can last for hours without relief. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, White Tahoe Cookies is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, chronic pain, and inflammation.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that’s accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAA+ Summer Haze (28% THC)
AAA+ Summer Haze (28% THC)
Summer Haze is a bright, terpene-rich offering that leans into the classic haze profile with a cleaner, more refined finish. The buds are typically light green with hints of gold and covered in a visible layer of trichomes, giving them that frosty, high-grade appearance you’d expect from a top-tier selection. The structure is slightly airy but well-formed, reflecting its sativa-leaning genetics.
The aroma is fresh and uplifting—citrus, light tropical fruit, and a touch of floral spice come through immediately. When consumed, the flavor follows closely with zesty lemon notes on the inhale and a smooth, slightly herbal finish on the exhale. It’s crisp and refreshing rather than heavy or gassy, making it stand out from more earthy or dessert-style strains.
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
Divorce Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic White Widow X Wedding Cake strains. This heavy-hitting indica is a customer favorite thanks to its super delicious flavor and long-lasting buzzing effects. This bud has a sweet and creamy sour citrus flavor with hints of fruity earth and just a touch of diesel. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy overtone that’s accented by sour citrus and fresh tropical pineapple. The Divorce Cake is just as delicious, with a sleepy and relaxing buzz that lasts for hours and hours on end.
AAAA Alien OG By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
AAAA Alien OG By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
Alien OG, also known as “Alien OG Kush,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tahoe OG X Alien Kush strains. Best known for its insane level of potency, Alien OG is the perfect bud for any experienced patients who appreciate a well-balanced high from head to toe. It starts with a buzzy cerebral lift that fills your brain with a happy sense of euphoria, leaving no room for any negative moods or racing thoughts. As your happiness expands, your body will begin to settle into an equally stimulating buzzy state that has you feeling fully relaxed from head to toe. Combined with its high 22-28% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, these effects make Alien OG a great choice for treating chronic stress or anxiety, appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain and chronic fatigue. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy lemon flavor with a lightly woody exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a sweet lemony citrus overtone that intensifies in zest as you continue to toke. Alien OG buds have airy grape-shaped minty green nugs with olive leaves, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.