AAAA Dosi Mango By Green Valley (22% THC)
AAAA Dosi Mango By Green Valley (22% THC)
Dosi Mango is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Mango X Dosidos strains. If you’re wondering what this bud could possibly taste like, the name tells you everything that you need to know. Dosi Mango packs a sweet, nutty cookie taste accented by creamy, tropical fruits and fresh juicy mangoes. The aroma is very similar, with a sweet, fruity mango overtone accented by tropical citrus and nutty cookies. The Dosi Mango high will settle in slowly, sinking in with a quiet sense of calm that numbs both mind and body with creeping potency. You’ll feel happy and lifted in the brain and super relaxed in the body, ready to kick back and settle down. Thanks to these long-lasting effects and its high 22% average THC level, Dosi Mango is often chosen to treat a wide variety of patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, chronic pain, depression and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has beautifully long and super fluffy, triangle-shaped olive green nugs with golden undertones, lots of thin orange hairs and a frosty coating of sparkling, tiny golden-white crystal trichomes topped with a coating of sweet, sticky resin.
AAAA Donkey Butter Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Donkey Butter Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
Donkey Butter is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Grease Monkey X Triple OG strains. The name may be weird, but this bud packs a super savory pungent flavor and lifted effects that are perfect for any indica lover. Donkey Butter has a spicy skunky flavor with hints of earthy pine and herbs as you exhale. The aroma is very heavy and pungent with a spicy diesel effect that’s accented by rich skunk and rotting pine. The Donkey Butter high has a euphoric overall feel that’s perfect for evenings when you want to kick back and relax. You’ll feel a relaxing lift at the onset of the high that fills you with a light tingly energy and a sense of euphoria. Soon, this effect will fade into a deep peaceful body high that leaves you sleepy, couch-locked, and slightly aroused. Thanks to these effects and its high 26-28% average THC level, Donkey Butter is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic stress, insomnia, chronic pain, migraines or headaches, and nausea. This bud has long tapered olive green nugs with thin amber hairs and a coating of super thick frosty golden crystal trichomes.
AAAA Donkey Mac Smalls By Green Valley (24-28% THC)
AAAA Donkey Mac Smalls By Green Valley (24-28% THC)
Donkey Mac Smalls delivers everything you want from a heavy-hitting indica in a smaller, value-packed bud. Crack open the bag and you’ll be greeted with a loud mix of diesel, earthy kush, and spicy herbs, backed by subtle notes of citrus and sweet pine. Despite the smaller nug size, these buds are dense, resinous, and packed with the same flavor and potency you’d expect from full-sized flower. Every puff is smooth, rich, and finishes with that classic gassy kick that OG lovers chase.
The high comes on with a happy, mellow head buzz before settling into a deep body relaxation that makes it easy to forget about the day. It’s the perfect strain for kicking back with a movie, gaming for a few hours, or simply sinking into the couch with your favorite snacks. If you’re looking for top-quality flower without paying top-shelf prices, Donkey Mac Smalls delivers outstanding value without sacrificing the experience.
AAAA+ Smackerz By Kootenayz Exoticz (34% THC)
AAAA+ Smackerz By Kootenayz Exoticz (34% THC)
Smackerz is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 X Rozay strains. A classic of indica lovers around the world, Smackerz packs a super delicious flavor and soothing sleepy high that’s a great choice for any late weekday night or lazy weekend afternoon. Much like its parent strains, Smackerz has a sweet fruity flavor that’s accented by touches of spicy herbs and grassy funk. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy woody overtone accented by sweet lemongrass and spicy herbs. The Smackerz high will smack you right in the face a few minutes after your final toke, launching your brain into a state of unfocused heady bliss and happiness. At the same time, a soothing body high will wash over your physical form, slowly growing into full-fledged couchlock. A sharp pang of hunger comes next, leaving you reaching for anything in sight to snack on before you are suddenly hit with a heavy sedation. Thanks to these effects and its super high 32-34% average THC level, Smackerz is often chosen to treat experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, depression, cramps or muscle spasms and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has long popcorn-shaped dark olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Permanent Marker By Kootenayz Exoticz (34-35% THC)
AAAA+ Permanent Marker By Kootenayz Exoticz (34-35% THC)
Permanent Marker is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Biscotti X Jealousy X Sherbet BX strains. This three-way cross is the perfect daytime strain to help you kick back and relax on a lazy afternoon without a care in the world. The high settles in after a few tokes, filling your mind with a sense of lifted creativity that has you feeling happy and artistically inspired. A slightly weighty sense of calm accompanies this blissful state, helping you to settle down and relax without causing too much sedation. A feeling of hunger finishes out the high, leaving you totally ravenous and ready to get snacking. Combined with its super high 34-35% average THC level, these effects make Permanent Marker a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, PMS or cramps, depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD. This bud has a sweet and sour fruity candy flavor with a punch of citrusy diesel upon exhale. The aroma is of spicy diesel, pungent dank and super sour citrus. Permanent Marker buds have dense oversized spade-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with purple leaves, lots of thin orange hairs and tiny, amber-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
AAAA+ Ninja Fruit Punch By Kootenayz Exoticz (26-28% THC)
Ninja Fruit Punch is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Grapefruit Haze X Grape Ape strains. Ready for a happy and lifted high that will take you out with no warning? Ninja Fruit Punch is totally made for you. This bud packs a punch of effects that will start in the head before a creeping one-two punch takes out the rest of your being seemingly out of nowhere. The Ninja Fruit Punch high will rush into your mind as soon as you exhale, filling you with a lifted sense that puts a smile on your face and leaves you feeling insanely happy. As your mind lifts and your sociability expands, a creeping physical high will begin to settle in, suddenly dropping your body off into a place of deep relaxation that may take you by surprise.
AAAA Glitter Bomb By Green Valley (30-34% THC)
AAAA Glitter Bomb By Green Valley (30-34% THC)
Glitter Bomb is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Grape. Gas X OG Kush Breath Blueberry Headband strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and explosive high, Glitter Bomb is the perfect choice for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, Glitter Bomb has beautiful oversized heavy pepper-shaped nugs with dark olive green leaves, thin orange hairs and a super glittery coating of chunky bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sparkling little nugget, aromas of skunky haze and ripe blueberries are released, all wrapped up with a hint of spicy herbs. The flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a sweet fruity blueberry taste accented by hints of skunky flowery haze. The Glitter Bomb high smashes into your brain a few minutes after your final exhale, exploding with a sense of spacey euphoria that instantly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, leaving you with sweet blissful nothingness. A physical relaxation comes next, settling into your entire body and leaving you totally stoned and immovable. Thanks to these effects and its super high 30-34% average THC level, Glitter Bomb is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including headaches or migraines, chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD and depression or mood swings.
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
AAAA Purple Drank Breath Smalls By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
Purple Drank Breath is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Purple Punch X Mendo Breath F2 strains. This amazing hybrid totally has it all – a delicious flavor, an arousing high and a high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced patients thanks to a 23-26% THC level. Purple Drank Breath has a sweet and fruity berry candy flavor with touches of sour citrus and tropical fruits. The aroma is just as delicious, with sweet fruitiness accented by earthy herbs and sour grapefruit. The Purple Drank Breath is one that will have you kicking back rather than getting up and moving, with full-bodied buzzing effects that soothe away both mental and physical aches or pains. You’ll feel a light tingle at the onset of the high, sneaking into the back of your brain and behind the eyes before working its way throughout your entire body. You’ll feel physically calmed and kicked back with a heavily arousing feeling that permeates every inch of your body. These sleepy effects give Purple Drank Breath an edge in treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, Bipolar Disorder, depression and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has long pepper-shaped minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny white trichomes.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress. You can smoke this strain comfortably throughout the day even with its super high potency. It’s long green leaves are accompanied by a pine/citrus aroma that can’t be mistaken. You can expect a noticeable after taste of lemon with a slight cough when inhaling this strain.. There’s definitely a heavy amount of trichomes (hairs) on this strain which gives it a light green color and sometimes a subtle hint of gray.
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
An intense and powerful indica strain, Platinum Bubba Kush works well as a strong afternoon medicine. With an 80:20 indica/sativa ratio, this hybrid strain can give you the high you need. A crossover between Bubba Kush and Platinum OG Kush, this strain has a spicy aroma with a deliciously sweet flavor. Having a THC level of around 25%, this strain can take all your pains away. Favorite among the patients for its sweetness, the strain can cure anxiety, insomnia, pain, stress and a lack of appetite. A few tokes of this pungent strain can improve focus and revive your energy, pulling you out of depression. It can uplift your mood and bring you pure moments of joy. It takes a little time to sink in before it hits right on the spot, so smoke smartly. This high potency strain has dense nuggets with purple tones that are coated in sparkly silver trichomes. It can be cultivated indoors or outdoors; with the plant requiring 60 days for flowering. It is a favorable choice for novice gardeners as it can naturally resist pests and diseases.
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It’s powerfully relaxing, with sativa-dominant genes (60:40 sativa/indica ratio) that deliver a massive dose of THC: Nearly 29% in some tests. That makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical. The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it’s also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness. Dry mouth and bloodshot eyes are both common side effects, along with occasional paranoia and dizziness. The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands. It’s most popular in Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon, though it can be found elsewhere. Expect this strain to increase in popularity thanks to its high THC concentrations.
AAAA White Tahoe Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
AAAA White Tahoe Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (29% THC)
White Tahoe Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing The White X Tahoe OG X an unknown Girl Scout Cookies cut. White Tahoe Cookies has a gorgeous appearance, with deep olive rounded nuggets accented by purple undertones and dark amber hairs. Each little nug is completely and totally covered with tiny white crystal trichomes that look slightly purple in the right light. As you break apart each glittery little nug, aromas of earthy hash and nutty citrus are released. The flavor is very sweet, with tastes of tree fruit and herbs accented by a spicy earthy effect upon exhale. The White Tahoe Cookies high comes almost immediately after your first toke, filling you with euphoria that infuses your mind with pure creativity. As your mind soars to new heights, a relaxing body buzz will soon wash over you, leaving you tingly, giggly, and slightly aroused This effect soon turns sedative, lulling you into a sleepy, unfocused state that can last for hours without relief. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, White Tahoe Cookies is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, chronic pain, and inflammation.