Green Valley is the Finest Smoking Weed in Canada
We are so devoted to the high quality and purity of this weed, we had to acknowledge its name and origin. Green Valley stands for quality and purity. We have been working closely with these BC cannabis farms since 2017….
The head grower at Green Valley Farms is one of the most experienced in the industry. This expert grower maintains an all-natural approach, producing the absolute best and unique strains on the market. Everything on this menu is good. This producer is truly where craft cannabis comes from. Anything they offer will never disappoint.
It is grown with absolutely no pesticides, no growth hormones, and no GMOs. It is the most luscious, best smoking weed available, and the highest quality weed anywhere. The flower burns smooth tastes amazing, and whichever strain you choose, is incredibly potent.
AAAA Strawberry Runtz By Green Valley (36% THC)
AAAA Strawberry Runtz By Green Valley – 36% THC
Strawberry Runtz is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Kushberries X White Runtz strains. Named for its delicious flavor and celebrity heritage, Strawberry Runtz is the perfect tasty sativa for anyone who’s looking for a quick-hitting wake-and-bake option. Like its name suggests, Strawberry Runtz has a mouthwatering taste of sweet and creamy strawberry candy with a light touch of grassiness to it, too.
The aroma is grassier than the flavor, accented by sweet berries and tart strawberries that intensify in fruitiness as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. The Strawberry Runtz high hits you almost as soon as you’re done with your first amazing exhale, rushing into your mind with a sense of giddy energy and euphoria. You’ll find your mind filled with motivation and clear-headed focus that gets you moving on anything on your to-do list with ease.
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Mandarin Zkittlez Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Known for its super tasty flavor, Mandarin Zkittlez is perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates well-balanced effects and a mouthwatering taste. Mandarin Zkittlez packs a sweet citrusy and fruity grape flavor into each and every toke. The Mandarin Zkittlez high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects that are best suited for a lazy day when you don’t need much mental capacity to get what you need to do done. You’ll feel lifted and relaxed with a giggly overtone that has you laughing at anything and everything with ease.
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AAAA Peanut Butter Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Peanut Butter Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 29-33% THC
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Bubba Kush Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Bubba Kush, also known as “BK,” “Bubba” or “Bubba OG Kush,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) with unknown parentage, although it is thought to be an Afghani X OG Kush cross.
A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. With these effects and its high 25% average THC level, Bubba Kush is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as mood swings or depression, cramps or muscle spasms, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate. The aroma is of earthy hash and mocha coffee with touches of spicy flowers to it, too. Bubba Kush buds have oversized and airy heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny white crystal trichomes dripping with sweet sticky resin.
AAAA Mimosa Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Mimosa Smalls By Green Valley – 27% THC
Mimosa is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Purple Punch X Clementine strains. If you’re looking for an early morning pick-me-up (minus the alcohol), this bud is totally for you.
Mimosa packs bright and happy daytime effects that are perfect for chasing sleep away and giving you a positive mood as you take on your day. You’ll feel an energetic, clear-headed lift at the onset of the high, which fills your brain with euphoric motivation and laser-sharp focus. A light tingle accompanies these effects, resting mainly in the body rather than your head.
AAA+ Oreo Stomper By Green Valley (30-39% THC)
AAA+ Oreo Stomper By Green Valley (30-39% THC)
Oreo Stomper is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious MAC Stomper X Oreos #3 strains. This tasty bud offers an insanely high potency level and delicious flavor that may trick you into over consuming if you’re not careful with your dosage. The high will hit you as soon as you exhale, rushing into your brain with a powerful sense of lifted euphoria that has you feeling insanely happy and not really able to focus on much of anything at all. A tingly physical high comes next, sinking into your body and allowing you to stretch out and relax with a sense of all-encompassing calm and ease.
AAA+ Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley
AAA+ Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley – 28% THC
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy.
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley
AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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AAAA Amnesia Haze Shake By Green Valley
Amnesia Haze Shake is derived from the popular Sativa-dominant strain Amnesia Haze, which is known for its uplifting and euphoric effects. Shake refers to the small pieces of cannabis flower that accumulate at the bottom of a storage container or bag. This material often includes bits of bud, leaves, and sometimes kief.
Appearance:
- Consistency: Amnesia Haze Shake is typically finer and less dense than full buds. It may contain small fragments of leaves, stems, and trichome dust, offering a blend of the plant’s parts.
- Color: Like the full Amnesia Haze strain, the shake retains the strain’s vibrant green tones with traces of amber pistils and trichome-covered pieces.
Aroma and Flavor:
- Aroma: The shake carries the same citrusy, earthy, and sweet aroma that Amnesia Haze is known for, although it might be slightly muted compared to whole buds.
- Flavor: Expect a similar lemony, spicy flavor with earthy undertones, but with a lighter intensity compared to smoking or vaping full buds.
Effects:
- Euphoric and Uplifting: Amnesia Haze Shake delivers the strain’s signature effects, including a euphoric, energetic high that is perfect for daytime use. Users often feel uplifted, creative, and focused.
- Mental Clarity: The Sativa-dominant effects provide a clear-headed and invigorating experience, often associated with improved mood and a sense of well-being.
AAAA Purple Lobster by Green Valley (30-34% THC)
AAAA Purple Lobster by Green Valley (30-34% THC)
Purple Lobster is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Lobster X Planet Red strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and super-powered heritage, Purple Lobster is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you get through the rest of your day. This bud has beautifully oversized and fluffy, conical dark olive green nugs with bright neon green undertones, thick orange hairs and a frosty blanket of sparkling, chunky purple-tinted white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sparkling little nugget, you’ll release aromas of fruity blueberry candy and spicy flowers into the universe. The flavor is just as delicious, with a sugary blueberry candy overtone accented by light touches of spicy kush.
AAA+ Master Kush (20% THC)
AAA+ Master Kush – 20% THC
This potent indica hybrid, with a sativa/indica ratio of 10:90, can reach THC levels of up to 20%, which makes it one of the stronger medical strains around. Master Kush is a crossbreed of an original Hindu Kush strain and a pure skunk strain, though the exact genetics are unclear. These are among the strongest plants in the world. And Master Kush is one of the best-known strains in the world, winner of two Cannabis Cup awards and a personal favorite of Snoop Dogg. It was designed in the Netherlands and remains popular there, while it sells especially well on the West Coast of the United States.
It has a pungent but sweet earthy flavor and a light citrus smell that can be hard to detect. The dominant feeling while high is one of total relaxation, along with euphoria and sleepiness, all products of the strain’s genetic heritage. This makes it a good treatment for sleeplessness. Other conditions that benefit from Master Kush include anxiety, mental health problems, and migraines. Negative effects are limited, though dry mouth is possible as always.
AAA+ Purple Afghani Smalls By Green Valley
AAA+ Purple Afghani Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
This is a popular and quite potent indica-dominant hybrid with a sativa/indica ratio of 25:75. That makes for a nice, mellow body buzz great for late nights and lazy days. The effects are relaxing and sleepy, but also creative and happy, with a strong case of the munchies. THC levels are said to be very high, above 20% in some samples, and that potency makes Purple Afghani an ideal choice for treating stress, chronic pain, nausea, migraines and other headaches, glaucoma and eye pressure, and anxiety.