AAAA Gas Monkey By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Gas Monkey By Green Valley (28% THC)
Gas Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Grease Monkey X Gas strains. Get ready for an insane level of potency and pungency – this bud packs both. Gas Monkey brings on the heavy effects thanks to its super high 28-31% average THC level. You’ll feel a pretty heavy lift at the onset of the high, rushing into your mind with rapidly expanding euphoria that spreads its numbing tendrils quickly, forcing out any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately. This numbing effect will soon escape your head and infect the rest of your body, leaving you feeling slightly couch-locked and sedated, totally at ease with the world around you. Thanks to these effects, Gas Monkey is often chosen to treat conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms, and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a super heavy pungent stench of skunky earth and diesel that can fill any room as soon as you toke. The flavor is very similar, with a tongue-twisting pungency that will leave you gasping for air. Gas Monkey buds have fluffy airy popcorn-shaped olive green nugs with small orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Pink Tuna By Green Valley (25-31% THC)
AAA+ Pink Tuna By Green Valley (25-31% THC)
Pink Tuna is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Pink Kush X Tuna Kush strains. This bud steals its name from the infamous Black Tuna Gang who made their name smuggling marijuana from Colombia in the 70’s. This bud lives up to the name, with classic indica effects that hit hard and fast, slamming into you with a hefty potency and a super high 25-31% average THC level. The high starts with cerebral effects that suddenly crash through your mind, leaving you utterly euphoric and pretty unfocused at times with a tendency to drift away into space. As your mind settles, your body will start to drop off into a deeply relaxing tingly state, which lulls you into a heavy couch-lock. This effect quickly turns sedative, leaving you dozing off and on in a state of pure happiness and peace. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, Pink Tuna is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, depression, chronic stress, and muscle spasms or cramps. Pink Tuna buds have a sweet and sour fruity diesel flavor with a heavy pungent aroma to match. This bud has compact grape-shaped minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Mango Madness By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
AAAA+ Mango Madness By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
Mango Madness is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Mango Mintality X Platinum strains. Named for its amazing flavor and parentage, Mango Madness is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you really kick back and enjoy your day. The flavor of Mango Madness is juicy and delicious, with a tropical mango overtone accented by rich plums and a touch of spicy mint. The aroma is even fruitier, with a heavy bouquet of fresh mango topped with flowery herbs and a hint of mint. The Mango Madness high isn’t quite as bright as its flavor, with happy, soothing effects that will help to calm and settle you rather than leave you feeling energized. The high will hit you fairly quickly, activating your brain with a boost of happiness that fills you with a bit of headiness that has you a touch unfocused. As your mind lifts, a soothing body high will begin to sink in, allowing you to kick back and relax without any aches or pains to speak of. Thanks to these effects and its insanely high 37% average THC level, Mango Madness is often chosen to treat chronic fatigue, chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD and depression. This bud has dense and oversized, heart-shaped deep forest green nugs with golden undertones, dark purple leaves, thin orange hairs and chunky, golden-white trichomes.
AAAA+ Purple Dinosaur By Kootenayz Exoticz (24-29% THC)
AAAA+ Purple Dinosaur By Kootenayz Exoticz (24-29% THC)
Purple Dinosaur is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa OR 75% indica/25% sativa) created through an unknown combination of other hybrid strains, although it is thought to be related to the classic Barney Kush. Best known for its heavy nighttime high and gorgeous appearance, Purple Dinosaur will have you ready to tuck in for the night in no time at all. The Purple Dinosaur high will hit you slowly, building in the back of your mind before creeping into power. You’ll find that you’re suddenly dropped into a happy state of calm that helps to quiet racing thoughts and negative moods. This calm will soon begin to inch throughout the rest of your body, fully relaxing you from head to toe and leaving you feeling pretty sedated. Thanks to these sleepy, nighttime effects and its super high 24-29% average THC level, Purple Dinosaur is often said to be great for treating experienced patients with a variety of conditions including chronic stress, chronic pain, depression or mood swings, insomnia, appetite loss or nausea and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has long and super dense, pepper-shaped emerald-green nugs with bright purple undertones, super thin orange hairs and chunky white trichomes. As you break apart each sparkling little nugget, you’ll experience aromas of spicy, herbal dank alongside sweet sugary berries dancing through the air. The flavor is even sweeter, with a pleasantly sugary fruity berry taste accented by cinnamon cookies.
AAAA+ Passion Fruit Dream By Kootenayz Exoticz (27-37% THC)
AAAA+ Passion Fruit Dream By Kootenayz Exoticz (27-37% THC)
Passion Fruit Dream, also known as “Passionfruit Dream,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Passion Fruit X Blue Dream strains. One taste of this gorgeous girl and you’ll find yourself dreaming of your next delightful indulgence in no time. The flavor of Passion Fruit Dream is a perfect blend of its parent strains, offering sweet, fruity blueberries and sugary tropical fruits with each and every toke. The aroma is very similar, almost like you’re sitting next to a bowl of freshly sliced passion fruits and juicy blueberries. The Passion Fruit Dream high will wrap its way around you slowly, inching into both mind and body with an almost intoxicating sense of calm. You’ll feel happy yet rested with a deep sense of sedation that almost always ends in sleep after just a short bit. Thanks to these powerful effects and its insanely high 27-37% average THC level, Passion Fruit Dream is often suggested to treat very experienced patients who are looking for assistance in treating conditions including chronic pain, depression or mood swings, insomnia, chronic stress or anxiety and night terrors. This bud has long, grape-shaped forest green nugs with deep blue undertones, thin orange hairs and tiny, sparkling blue-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA MK Ultra Black Ops By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA MK Ultra Black Ops By Green Valley (28% THC)
MK Ultra Black Ops, also known as “Black Ops MK Ultra,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the potent MK Ultra X Black Ops strains. A super potent bud with an immediate punch of effects, MK Ultra Black Ops is the perfect option to add to any indica lover’s list. The high will hit you as soon as you exhale, slamming into your brain with a lifted sense of euphoria that has you feeling insanely stoned and giddy. As your mind fades away into this blissful oblivion, a relaxing body high will begin to creep in, relaxing you from head to toe and leaving you feeling totally at ease. With these effects and its super high 27-28% average THC level, MK Ultra Black Ops is often suggested to treat experienced patients with conditions including chronic pain, chronic stress or anxiety, chronic fatigue and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a sweet and spicy fruity grape flavor with a super peppery exhale. The aroma is even heavier, with a spicy, peppery overtone accented by spicy grape wine and a hint of pungency. MK Ultra Black Ops buds have fluffy and oversized, rounded forest green nugs with super thin orange hairs and tiny, sparkling amber-white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
Fruit Loop Haze is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (55% indica/45% sativa) created through a four-way cross of the super delicious Blue Dream X White Widow X Grapefruit X Blueberry strains. If you’re a fan of super fruity flavors and hazy, heady highs, you’ve found the bud of your dreams with Fruit Loop Haze. This bud has a super mouthwatering taste that will leave you coming back for more, with a bouquet of fresh berries accented by sweet tropical fruits and bright, tangy citrus. The aroma is just as delicious, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by sour, citrusy lemons, rich tropical fruits and earthy flowers. The Fruit Loop Haze high is the perfect hazy, happy high, with long-lasting effects that will have you feeling dazed in all of the right ways. You’ll feel lifted from start to finish, filled with an expansive bliss that leaves you with no room in your brain for anything other than happiness. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, keeping you locked to the world below and pretty sedated at times.
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
Royal Gorilla is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sour Dubb X Chem’s Sister X Chocolate Diesel strains. Looking for a super well-balanced high that will hit both mind and body? You’ve found it. Royal Gorilla packs a super potent high that hits hard and keeps rolling thanks to its potent 22-24% average THC level. The high starts in the head with a lifted effect that creeps up on the back of your mind, filling you with a sense of euphoria and ease. As your mood lifts higher and higher, a sense of calm will suddenly wash over you, keeping you anchored and totally relaxed in both mind and body.
With these long-lasting effects and its high THC level, Royal Gorilla is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression, mood swings, chronic fatigue, and migraines or headaches. This bud has a sweet woody pine flavor with a light lemony diesel exhale. The aroma is of pungent diesel and sour citrus with a woody overtone that intensifies as the nugs are broken apart and burned. Royal Gorilla buds have tapered minty green spade-shaped nugs with thick clear amber hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.
AAAA Gush Mintz By Green Valley (19-20% THC)
AAAA Gush Mintz By Green Valley (19-20% THC)
Gush Mints is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Kush Mints X (F1 Durbs X Gushers) strains. If you’re after an amazing flavor with a sleepy, nighttime high, Gush Mints is the perfect indica for you. Like its parent strains, Gush Mints packs a sweet and sugary berry cherry flavor with a punch of sour citrus and tangy menthol that intensifies the more that you toke. The aroma is just as heavy, with a sharp menthol overtone accented by spicy cheesy diesel and sweet fruity cherries. The Gush Mints high will settle in a few minutes after your final exhale, hitting your brain with a lifted sense of pure euphoria that’s accompanied by a heavy happiness that leaves no room for negative or racing thoughts. A soothing body high comes next, washing over your physical form and leaving you feeling fully numb and sedated from head to toe. Combined with its high 19-20% average THC level, these effects make Gush Mints a great choice for treating conditions such as appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain, depression, chronic stress and insomnia. This bud has dense and conical dusty green nugs with deep purple undertones, lots of leaves and thin orange hairs coated with tiny, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
An intense and powerful indica strain, Platinum Bubba Kush works well as a strong afternoon medicine. With an 80:20 indica/sativa ratio, this hybrid strain can give you the high you need. A crossover between Bubba Kush and Platinum OG Kush, this strain has a spicy aroma with a deliciously sweet flavor. Having a THC level of around 25%, this strain can take all your pains away. Favorite among the patients for its sweetness, the strain can cure anxiety, insomnia, pain, stress and a lack of appetite. A few tokes of this pungent strain can improve focus and revive your energy, pulling you out of depression. It can uplift your mood and bring you pure moments of joy. It takes a little time to sink in before it hits right on the spot, so smoke smartly. This high potency strain has dense nuggets with purple tones that are coated in sparkly silver trichomes. It can be cultivated indoors or outdoors; with the plant requiring 60 days for flowering. It is a favorable choice for novice gardeners as it can naturally resist pests and diseases.
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley (23% THC)
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley – 23% THC
Purple Trainwreck has a spicy and fruity flavor and is a cross between Trainwreck and Granddaddy Purple. It has an 23 percent THC level and has a leafy appearance that is deep green in color with traces of purple. It has a spicy aroma that is similar to that of Trainwreck with hints of lemon and berries that create a very sweet and pungent aroma. Its flavor is sweet with a sour hint of lemon in places. The purple buds of this strain look very pleasing. Purple Trainwreck has powerful, euphoric effects on your system that take quite a long while to completely dissipate. It is a Sativa dominant strain, which is clear due to the strong Sativa high produced by it. Its smoke is clean and feels good. The strain calms your nerves and is excellent for alleviating all symptoms of anxiety and depression. You also tend to feel sleepy after smoking it, which is why it is a good solution for insomnia as well. You can also get relief from migraines and other chronic pains by using Purple Trainwreck. Moreover, it is used for treating mood swings, nausea, hyperactivity and inattentiveness. Its side effects include experiencing dry eyes and dry mouth.