AAA+ Vanilla Runtz Smalls – 20% THC
This bud packs a sweet and sugary vanilla candy flavor with a lightly sweet cherry-berry exhale. The Vanilla Runtz high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your mind with an expansive heaviness that is filled with giddy happiness and a touch of creativity. Soon, a hefty case of the giggles will settle in, leaving you laughing at anything and everything around you for hours on end. A relaxing body high accompanies this stoney lift, locking you to the couch and leaving you fully immovable for hours on end.
AAA+ Pinkman Goo – 19% THC
The high starts with a light lifted effect that fills your mind with a touch of cerebral energy and euphoria. As your mind lifts into this active and focused state, your body will begin to settle into pure relaxation. You’ll be physically calm and totally at ease without too much couch lock or sedation. This bud has a classic sweet fruity berry flavor with a touch of spicy grapes and herbs upon exhale.
AAA+ SuperGlue – 23% THC
The frosty white buds of this plant pack a massive THC level, more than 23% in some tests. CBD levels are also higher than average, as high as 1.4% in tests. That makes this a particularly useful medical strain, ideal for treating depression, pain, and anxiety; it may also help with seizures and muscle spasms. Those genes make for a potent, relaxing body high with some limited cerebral effects. It’s a strong choice for physical discomfort and stress. There isn’t much public information on the taste or aroma of this rare strain, but like its popular parents, it likely has an earthy flavor with hints of pine and citrus.
AAAA Tidal Wave Magic Mushrooms
Known for its intense potency, Tidal Wave Magic Mushrooms offer a profound and immersive experience that includes vibrant visuals, deep introspection, and an overwhelming sense of euphoria. The effects are often described as a “tidal wave” of sensations, washing over you with an unparalleled sense of connection and insight.
AAA+ Do-Si-Dos – 30% THC
Named for the favorite Girl Scout Cookie, Do-Si-Do has a sweet addicting minty cookie flavor that you won’t be able to get enough of. The Do-Si-Do high hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. As your mind falls deeper and deeper into itself, a warming body buzz will start to wash over you, first moving down your spine before extending through your limbs, leaving you helplessly sedated and completely couch-locked.
AAAA Golden Teachers Magic Mushrooms
Golden Teachers are known for providing a gentle yet powerful journey, characterized by deep introspection, heightened creativity, and a profound sense of connection to the universe. Users often report a feeling of enlightenment, making these mushrooms ideal for personal growth and self-discovery.
AAA Jack Skellington Mediums – 18% THC
Upon closer inspection, you will realize the buds are extremely resinous and larger in comparison to any other strain you may have medicated with before. Not only are they frosty but it does more than offer a nice kick. The strain will exceed your expectations in every way imaginable. As for the taste and aroma, it is sweet and diesel-like and it should appeal to any cannabis user looking for a sensational high and an amazing aftertaste. You will feel happy and calm as soon as you smoke the strain. Smoking too much of the strain will make you feel euphoric and quite the chatterbox.
AAA+ Pink Death – 26% THC
Each delicious inhale brings spicy cinnamon and berries with a kick of earthy diesel the savory exhale. The Pink Death Star high comes soon after your final toke, creeping up on you before taking ahold of both mind and body with brute force. This effect quickly turns stoney, dropping you into a super sleepy and relaxing state that leaves you couch-locked and completely immovable. This effect often ends in sleep, especially if you’re not used to its high potency.
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath By Green Valley – 28% THC
With this bud, the name says it all – the flavor is nutty and earthy with a rich herbal overtone. As soon as you exhale, the effects of Peanut Butter Breath will sink in, starting with a cerebral lift before spreading throughout the rest of your body in tingly waves of energy. These tingles start in the back of your neck and spine before spreading their buzzing tendrils throughout the entirety of your body, leaving you hopelessly relaxed, kicking back without a care in the world – that is, until the munchies hit. Be sure to have some snacks on hand, since you won’t really be able to get up off the couch to hunt for any at this point.
AAA Rockstar – 19% THC
This bud has a sharp sour citrusy lemon flavor that tingles the tongue and puckers the lips with each toke. The aroma is just as vibrant, with a spicy sour citrusy overtone that’s accented by touches of lemony earth as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. The Super Lemon MAC high is just as head-spinning as the flavor, with lifted effects that are perfect as a wake-and-bake. You’ll feel an immediate cerebral rush almost as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with a sense of high-flying energy and creativity that has you jumping on your to-do list with ease.
AAA+ Black Death Bubba – 24% THC
This celebrity child boasts a hard-hitting high with plenty of full-bodied effects that will leave your mind spinning. The high has a creeping effect that suddenly slams into your brain with a lifted sense of euphoria a few minutes after your final exhale. You’ll feel your mental state launches into pure happiness and ease that’s unfocused and blissfully relaxing. A soothing body high comes next, creeping into your body and dropping you into a state of tingly ease that’s not too sedated.
AAA+ Green Poison By Green Valley – 20% THC
This powerful combination creates the perfect balanced Indica strain with sedative yet stimulating effects that will keep you active until it gently drops you off into a place of sleepy relaxation. The high will wash over you slowly, building in subtle waves of potency before fully taking hold. You’ll find your mind settled down into a place of slightly sedative happiness that leaves you a little out of touch with reality but totally okay with it. As your mind settles into this euphoric plane of haze, your body will begin to weigh heavier and heavier, locking you down to the couch and eventually leaving you ready to get to sleep.