AAA+ Green Poison By Green Valley – 20% THC
This powerful combination creates the perfect balanced Indica strain with sedative yet stimulating effects that will keep you active until it gently drops you off into a place of sleepy relaxation. The high will wash over you slowly, building in subtle waves of potency before fully taking hold. You’ll find your mind settled down into a place of slightly sedative happiness that leaves you a little out of touch with reality but totally okay with it. As your mind settles into this euphoric plane of haze, your body will begin to weigh heavier and heavier, locking you down to the couch and eventually leaving you ready to get to sleep.
AAA+ Pink Tuna – 31% THC
The high starts with cerebral effects that suddenly crash through your mind, leaving you utterly euphoric and pretty unfocused at times with a tendency to drift away into space. As your mind settles, your body will start to drop off into a deeply relaxing tingly state, which lulls you into a heavy couch-lock. This effect quickly turns sedative, leaving you dozing off and on in a state of pure happiness and peace.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna – 26% THC
The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAA+ Gushers By Green Valley – 22% THC
Named for the delicious candy, Gushers brings on the flavors with a combination of sour tropical fruits and rich creamy cookies in each and every toke. The Gushers high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with super relaxing effects that are best suited for lazy nights spent at home with friends catching up on Netflix. The high starts with an influx of tingly euphoria that fills the back of the head with lightly arousing tingles. This quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, leaving you pretty aroused and incredibly relaxed through and through. You won’t be sleepy in this state, but rather totally at ease with anything and everything happening around you.
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath By Green Valley – 28% THC
With this bud, the name says it all – the flavor is nutty and earthy with a rich herbal overtone. As soon as you exhale, the effects of Peanut Butter Breath will sink in, starting with a cerebral lift before spreading throughout the rest of your body in tingly waves of energy. These tingles start in the back of your neck and spine before spreading their buzzing tendrils throughout the entirety of your body, leaving you hopelessly relaxed, kicking back without a care in the world – that is, until the munchies hit. Be sure to have some snacks on hand, since you won’t really be able to get up off the couch to hunt for any at this point.
AAA+ Maui Wowie – 28% THC
You will note a hint of pine along with citrus and lavender. Furthermore, the strain tastes like fresh hash. The strain offers a high-end euphoria along with pineapple flavors that allow your mind to drift away to creative spaces. Its effects are all you will ever need to get outside and remain active throughout the day which is why it is an excellent day and morning smoke. The high is quite different, as it will leave your body buzzing and in an excellent mood. Moreover, you will also note an increase in focus and concentration without feeling strange or uncomfortable which is the case with other cannabis strains.
AAA+ Do-Si-Dos – 30% THC
Named for the favorite Girl Scout Cookie, Do-Si-Do has a sweet addicting minty cookie flavor that you won’t be able to get enough of. The Do-Si-Do high hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. As your mind falls deeper and deeper into itself, a warming body buzz will start to wash over you, first moving down your spine before extending through your limbs, leaving you helplessly sedated and completely couch-locked.
AAA+ SuperGlue – 23% THC
The frosty white buds of this plant pack a massive THC level, more than 23% in some tests. CBD levels are also higher than average, as high as 1.4% in tests. That makes this a particularly useful medical strain, ideal for treating depression, pain, and anxiety; it may also help with seizures and muscle spasms. Those genes make for a potent, relaxing body high with some limited cerebral effects. It’s a strong choice for physical discomfort and stress. There isn’t much public information on the taste or aroma of this rare strain, but like its popular parents, it likely has an earthy flavor with hints of pine and citrus.
AAA+ Colombian Gold – 19% THC
A close relative of the even more famous Acapulco Gold, this strain was born in the Santa Marta mountains of Colombia and exploded across the United States in the 1960s. Its popularity has since faded dramatically, but it remains an effective tool for treating muscle spasms and chronic pain. THC levels in this strain reportedly test above 19%, so it’s a relatively potent choice for patients seeking a calming, energizing, clear-headed cerebral high that can also be used to treat anxiety and depression. It delivers a smooth but tangy tea flavor and a Skunky aroma with notes of lemon and lime.
AAA+ Race Fuel OG – 15% THC
This celebrity child boasts a THC level that typically hits about 15% on average and long-lasting effects that will leave you euphoric and relaxed for hours on end. The high races in with a dazzling effect, crashing into your mind with focused euphoria and a light giggly tingly effect. As your mind rockets to new heights, your body will start to succumb to a state of pure relaxation thanks to the slowly spreading, warming tingly effect. The flavor is sweet and spicy with a savory herbal diesel effect upon exhale.
AAA+ Super Boof – 32% THC
This bud brings on hard-hitting effects that slam into both mind and body with a potency level that’s almost unmatched by any of its peers. You’ll feel the cerebral effects hit you first, filling your mind with a lifted sense of focus and creativity that is perfect for helping you jump on artistic tasks or chat with people around you. A sense of physical relaxation comes next, slipping into your limbs and helping you to stretch out and relax without any aches or pains. This bud has a sweet and fruity cherry berry flavor with a super nutty and sour citrusy aroma to match.
AAAA+ Diablo Death Bubba Smalls By Green Valley – 27% THC
Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences. As the high continues, you’ll be eased into a state of utter relaxation with deep introspection and spaciness that can cause you to become distant in social situations. Upon the comedown from the high, Death Bubba pulls you into a deep and peaceful undisturbed sleep that lasts for hours on end, giving you the appearance of being unwakeable.