AAAA Maui Wowie By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Maui Wowie By Green Valley (28% THC)
Maui Wowie, also known as Maui Waui, is a sativa dominant strain, which is mostly found and grown in the Hawaiian Islands. The buds of the strain are covered by wonderful crystals which make it look quite tempting for patients and cannabis users. As for the smell, you will note a hint of pine along with citrus and lavender. Furthermore, the strain tastes like fresh hash. The strain offers a high-end euphoria along with pineapple flavors that allow your mind to drift away to creative spaces. Its affects are all you will ever need to get outside and remain active throughout the day which is why it is an excellent day and morning smoke. The high is quite different, as it will leave your body buzzing and in an excellent mood. Moreover, you will also note an increase in focus and concentration without feeling strange or uncomfortable which is the case with other cannabis strains. That being said, the Maui Wowie is also quite effective against various medical conditions including stress, chronic pain and depression. Keeping this in mind, there is no doubt that the strain will leave you feeling relaxed and energized regardless of how horrible your day may have been already.
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
AAAA Royal Gorilla By Green Valley (24% THC)
Royal Gorilla is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sour Dubb X Chem’s Sister X Chocolate Diesel strains. Looking for a super well-balanced high that will hit both mind and body? You’ve found it. Royal Gorilla packs a super potent high that hits hard and keeps rolling thanks to its potent 22-24% average THC level. The high starts in the head with a lifted effect that creeps up on the back of your mind, filling you with a sense of euphoria and ease. As your mood lifts higher and higher, a sense of calm will suddenly wash over you, keeping you anchored and totally relaxed in both mind and body.
With these long-lasting effects and its high THC level, Royal Gorilla is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression, mood swings, chronic fatigue, and migraines or headaches. This bud has a sweet woody pine flavor with a light lemony diesel exhale. The aroma is of pungent diesel and sour citrus with a woody overtone that intensifies as the nugs are broken apart and burned. Royal Gorilla buds have tapered minty green spade-shaped nugs with thick clear amber hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.
AAAA Gelato Cake Smalls By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
AAAA Gelato Cake Smalls By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
Gelato Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Gelato #33 X Wedding Cake strains. Famous for its insanely delicious flavor and super relaxing high, Gelato Cake is one bud that every indica lover needs to add to their list. This bud packs a sweet and sour creamy vanilla flavor into each and every toke, accented by rich peppery pine upon exhale. The aroma takes a surprisingly pungent turn, with a gassy overtone that’s accented by sour citrus and sweet cream. The Gelato Cake high isn’t quite as vibrant, with creeping and relaxing effects that are perfect for a late-night treat. You’ll feel a slow build of euphoria hit you first, pulling your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease that’s pretty creative, too.
AAAA Blueberry Margarita Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Margarita Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
Blueberry Margarita is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the tasty Blueberry X Strawberry Margarita strains. Named for its amazing parentage and fantastic flavor, Blueberry Margarita is the perfect tasty treat for any fan of powerful daytime strains. This bud has a truly delicious, sweet and fruity blueberry flavor with hints of bright lemon-lime, sour apples and fresh zesty spices hitting your tongue with each and every toke. The aroma is just about the same, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by bright lemon-lime and a hint of delightful spices.
Gold Seal Afghan Hash – Louis Vuitton
Gold Seal Afghan Hash – Louis Vuitton
Gold Seal Afghan Hash – Louis Vuitton is crafted for hash lovers who appreciate rich flavor, smooth smoke, and traditional quality in every session. Soft enough to crumble with ease while maintaining its dense, resin-rich texture, this premium hash releases an inviting aroma of earthy pine, aged wood, sweet spice, and classic Afghan kush. Each draw is exceptionally smooth, producing thick, aromatic clouds with a rich finish that highlights its old-world heritage.
The experience is balanced, long-lasting, and deeply satisfying. A gentle wave of uplifting euphoria sets the mood before easing into a warm, full-body relaxation that’s perfect for quiet evenings, laid-back conversations, or simply slowing things down after a busy day. Gold Seal Afghan Hash – Louis Vuitton delivers the timeless character that has made Afghan hash a favorite for generations, with premium batches typically testing between 30–45% THC, offering a flavorful, dependable experience from the first puff to the last.
AAAA Melmac Magic Mushrooms
AAAA Melmac Magic Mushrooms
Melmac Magic Mushrooms are a legendary variety known for their dense, chunky appearance and reputation for above-average potency. Originally associated with the famous Penis Envy lineage, Melmac mushrooms are recognized by their thick stems, uniquely shaped caps, and impressive resin-rich structure. Properly dried, they feature a clean, earthy aroma and a premium look that immediately stands out from more common mushroom varieties.
The experience often begins with a noticeable uplift in mood and heightened sensory awareness. As the effects deepen, colors may appear brighter, music can feel more immersive, and everyday surroundings often take on a more vivid and engaging quality. Many users describe Melmac as offering a thoughtful, introspective journey that balances visual enhancement with a strong sense of mental exploration and creativity.
AAAA Jack Herer Kief (40-60% THC)
AAAA Jack Herer Kief (40-60% THC)
Jack Herer Kief is a premium collection of resin-rich trichomes that captures everything people love about this legendary strain. Light, powdery, and packed with flavor, it delivers a bold blend of fresh pine, citrus, and spicy herbs with a subtle earthy finish. Whether sprinkled over flower or enjoyed on its own, Jack Herer Kief burns cleanly and adds a noticeable boost in both flavor and potency to every session.
The effects are bright, uplifting, and incredibly smooth. Expect a quick burst of mental clarity and feel-good energy that can spark creativity and conversation before settling into a light, relaxing body buzz. It’s an excellent choice for daytime sessions, social gatherings, or anytime you want to stay engaged while enjoying a premium cannabis experience.
AAAA Gush Mintz By Green Valley (19-20% THC)
AAAA Gush Mintz By Green Valley (19-20% THC)
Gush Mints is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Kush Mints X (F1 Durbs X Gushers) strains. If you’re after an amazing flavor with a sleepy, nighttime high, Gush Mints is the perfect indica for you. Like its parent strains, Gush Mints packs a sweet and sugary berry cherry flavor with a punch of sour citrus and tangy menthol that intensifies the more that you toke. The aroma is just as heavy, with a sharp menthol overtone accented by spicy cheesy diesel and sweet fruity cherries. The Gush Mints high will settle in a few minutes after your final exhale, hitting your brain with a lifted sense of pure euphoria that’s accompanied by a heavy happiness that leaves no room for negative or racing thoughts. A soothing body high comes next, washing over your physical form and leaving you feeling fully numb and sedated from head to toe. Combined with its high 19-20% average THC level, these effects make Gush Mints a great choice for treating conditions such as appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain, depression, chronic stress and insomnia. This bud has dense and conical dusty green nugs with deep purple undertones, lots of leaves and thin orange hairs coated with tiny, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Donkey Butter Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAAA Donkey Butter Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
Donkey Butter is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Grease Monkey X Triple OG strains. The name may be weird, but this bud packs a super savory pungent flavor and lifted effects that are perfect for any indica lover. Donkey Butter has a spicy skunky flavor with hints of earthy pine and herbs as you exhale. The aroma is very heavy and pungent with a spicy diesel effect that’s accented by rich skunk and rotting pine. The Donkey Butter high has a euphoric overall feel that’s perfect for evenings when you want to kick back and relax. You’ll feel a relaxing lift at the onset of the high that fills you with a light tingly energy and a sense of euphoria. Soon, this effect will fade into a deep peaceful body high that leaves you sleepy, couch-locked, and slightly aroused. Thanks to these effects and its high 26-28% average THC level, Donkey Butter is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic stress, insomnia, chronic pain, migraines or headaches, and nausea. This bud has long tapered olive green nugs with thin amber hairs and a coating of super thick frosty golden crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Pink Tar Shatter By Mind Melt Extracts (75-80% THC)
AAAA+ Pink Tar Shatter By Mind Melt Extracts (75-80% THC)
Pink Tar Shatter is built for people who love bold, old-school kush flavors with a heavy gassy finish. The first pull delivers rich earthy notes layered with diesel, pine, and a subtle sweetness that lingers long after the exhale. It has that unmistakable sticky-OG aroma the moment you open the container, while the glass-like shatter snaps clean and melts into thick, flavorful clouds that hit smooth from start to finish.
The high is every bit as satisfying as the flavor. Expect a fast-moving wave of euphoria that settles into a deep, full-body relaxation, making it the perfect choice for unwinding after a long day. Whether you’re kicking back with a movie, diving into a gaming session, or simply looking to leave the day’s stress behind, Pink Tar Shatter delivers a potent, long-lasting experience that true indica lovers will appreciate.
AAAA Donkey Mac Smalls By Green Valley (24-28% THC)
AAAA Donkey Mac Smalls By Green Valley (24-28% THC)
Donkey Mac Smalls delivers everything you want from a heavy-hitting indica in a smaller, value-packed bud. Crack open the bag and you’ll be greeted with a loud mix of diesel, earthy kush, and spicy herbs, backed by subtle notes of citrus and sweet pine. Despite the smaller nug size, these buds are dense, resinous, and packed with the same flavor and potency you’d expect from full-sized flower. Every puff is smooth, rich, and finishes with that classic gassy kick that OG lovers chase.
The high comes on with a happy, mellow head buzz before settling into a deep body relaxation that makes it easy to forget about the day. It’s the perfect strain for kicking back with a movie, gaming for a few hours, or simply sinking into the couch with your favorite snacks. If you’re looking for top-quality flower without paying top-shelf prices, Donkey Mac Smalls delivers outstanding value without sacrificing the experience.