AAAA Super Lemon Haze Mediums (25% THC)
AAAA Super Lemon Haze Mediums (25% THC)
his winning sativa-dominant hybrid took home first place in the Medical Sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup. It’s a Washington original, grown by at least two local cultivators, Olympia Mike and A Green Cure. It’s a blend of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, and it has a sativa/indica ratio of 80:20. That means heady, peppy, cerebral effects: arousal, creativity, energy, euphoria, and intense happiness. These make for ideal tools in treating depression, fatigue, anxiety, nausea, and chronic pain. THC levels soar in this strain, with at least one sample topping 25%, and that puts Super Lemon Haze near the top of the potency pyramid. But it isn’t known for its CBD levels, which regularly test well below 1%. In other words, this strain shouldn’t be used as the only medicine for conditions that respond to CBD, such as seizure disorders. Super Lemon Haze has a tart, zesty lemon flavor and aroma, with sweet notes of candy. The bud, which has a speckled green-and-brown appearance, is covered with a dense layer of resinous trichomes. This strain is popular on the West Coast of the United States and in British Columbia.
AAA+ Hazy Margarita (25% THC)
AAA+ Hazy Margarita (25% THC)
Hazy Margarita is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (80% sativa/20% indica) created through crossing the infamous Mango Haze X Jack the Ripper strains. Looking for a tropical flavor that will leave your head spinning? Hazy Margarita is totally made for you. This lovely lady packs a sweet fruity mango taste with hints of sour citrus and tropical fruits with each and every toke. The aroma follows the same profile, although with a notable kick of apricot to it, too. The Hazy Margarita high is just as delicious as the flavor, with bright effects that are pretty trippy if you don’t mind your dosage. It starts with a rush of heady effects, filling your mind with an expansive creativity that leaves absolutely no room for any racing or negative thoughts.
AAAA Blueberry Margarita Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
AAAA Blueberry Margarita Smalls By Green Valley (26% THC)
Blueberry Margarita is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the tasty Blueberry X Strawberry Margarita strains. Named for its amazing parentage and fantastic flavor, Blueberry Margarita is the perfect tasty treat for any fan of powerful daytime strains. This bud has a truly delicious, sweet and fruity blueberry flavor with hints of bright lemon-lime, sour apples and fresh zesty spices hitting your tongue with each and every toke. The aroma is just about the same, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by bright lemon-lime and a hint of delightful spices.
AAA+ Death Bubba Smalls (25-27% THC)
AAA+ Death Bubba Smalls (25-27% THC)
Death Bubba is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created as a descendant of the hugely popular Bubba Kush strain. This dank bud boasts an insanely high THC level that ranges between 25-27% and effects that can end in an almost death-like sleep. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences. As the high continues, you’ll be eased into a state of utter relaxation with deep introspection and spaciness that can cause you to become distant in social situations. Upon the comedown from the high, Death Bubba pulls you into a deep and peaceful undisturbed sleep that lasts for hours on end, giving you the appearance of being unwakeable. Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. This bud has medium-sized dark forest green nugs with rich purple undertones and a spattering of fiery orange hairs. Each nug is completely covered with dark olive green leaves that are almost furry and have a thick layer of frosty sandy white trichomes.
AAAA Sour Diesel Smalls By Green Valley (12-20% THC)
AAAA Sour Diesel Smalls By Green Valley (12-20% THC)
Sour Diesel, also known as “Lemon Diesel” to many members of the cannabis community, is a sativa dominant hybrid (80% sativa/20% indica) strain that was created by breeders at the infamous Green Lantern Seeds. This dank bud is an insane cross between the hugely popular California Sour X Lost Coast OG and boasts an average THC level ranging from 12-15%. Sour Diesel has an intensely sour taste of lemon with a diesel aftertaste upon exhale and an aroma of sour lemon diesel with a hint of spice. This bud has dense spade-shaped neon green nugs with rich amber and gold undertones and a massive covering of furry fiery orange hairs and dark olive green leaves. These nugs are caked in a fine layer of milky crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin. Users describe the Sour Diesel high as having an immediate onset of an uplifted, euphoric creative yet focused head high that is accompanied by an intense rush of energy. This intense cerebral head high is followed by a mellow warming body buzz that leaves you utterly relaxed and at ease. Due to these effects, Sour Diesel is ideal for treating conditions such as chronic pain and migraines.
AAA+ Lemonade Haze By Green Valley (24-29% THC)
AAA+ Lemonade Haze By Green Valley (24-29% THC)
Lemonade Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Ultra Sour X Lemon Margy #371 strains. This potent combination creates an amazingly bright bud with a superb flavor that will leave your tongue tingling and you dreaming of your next indulgence. The taste of Lemonade Haze is just like you’d guess with its name, offering a blend of sugary sweet lemony citrus accented by fruity haze and spicy black pepper. The aroma amps it up, bringing in layer upon layer of gassy diesel to the fresh and fruity mix. The Lemonade Haze high has an electrifying onset, jolting the brain awake with a bright burst of energy almost as soon as you exhale.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress. You can smoke this strain comfortably throughout the day even with its super high potency. It’s long green leaves are accompanied by a pine/citrus aroma that can’t be mistaken. You can expect a noticeable after taste of lemon with a slight cough when inhaling this strain.. There’s definitely a heavy amount of trichomes (hairs) on this strain which gives it a light green color and sometimes a subtle hint of gray.
AAAA Pineapple Express By Green Valley (25% THC)
AAAA Pineapple Express By Green Valley (25% THC)
Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be. But Pineapple Express still manages to offer a mild and nice body-numbing buzz, which is something to look forward to. The strain is offered in the form of well-weighed nuggets that look like Styrofoam popcorn. It does not taste sweet, but it does smell funky with its citrus overtones. The taste is quite extraordinary with a hint of pineapple while you inhale. Pineapple Express is chosen to treat a lot of medical problems including anxiety and stress. However, it is even more effective at curing the symptoms of chronic depression at the same time. If you are suffering from mild pains and aches, you should look no further. After a smoke, you will realize Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time. Not only will it heighten all your senses but you will feel energized all the while observing an increase in focus, awareness and creativity.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that’s accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
Divorce Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic White Widow X Wedding Cake strains. This heavy-hitting indica is a customer favorite thanks to its super delicious flavor and long-lasting buzzing effects. This bud has a sweet and creamy sour citrus flavor with hints of fruity earth and just a touch of diesel. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy overtone that’s accented by sour citrus and fresh tropical pineapple. The Divorce Cake is just as delicious, with a sleepy and relaxing buzz that lasts for hours and hours on end.
AAAA Alien OG By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
AAAA Alien OG By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
Alien OG, also known as “Alien OG Kush,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tahoe OG X Alien Kush strains. Best known for its insane level of potency, Alien OG is the perfect bud for any experienced patients who appreciate a well-balanced high from head to toe. It starts with a buzzy cerebral lift that fills your brain with a happy sense of euphoria, leaving no room for any negative moods or racing thoughts. As your happiness expands, your body will begin to settle into an equally stimulating buzzy state that has you feeling fully relaxed from head to toe. Combined with its high 22-28% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, these effects make Alien OG a great choice for treating chronic stress or anxiety, appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain and chronic fatigue. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy lemon flavor with a lightly woody exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a sweet lemony citrus overtone that intensifies in zest as you continue to toke. Alien OG buds have airy grape-shaped minty green nugs with olive leaves, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Sour Runtz By Green Valley (30% THC)
AAA+ Sour Runtz By Green Valley (30% THC)
Sour Runtz is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Runtz X Sour Diesel strains. Brace yourself for an amazing flavor adventure and high with this gorgeous girl – with her potency level and mouthwatering taste, you’ll be on Cloud 9 in no time at all. The high hits you with a slow burn, creeping in before finally taking hold. You’ll feel lifted with a sense of euphoria that instantly pushes out any bad moods or thoughts, replacing them with pure happiness and ease. A heavy body high comes next, working its way into your limbs very slowly before suddenly taking hold, dropping you off into a powerful physical stone. Thanks to these effects and its super high 30% + average THC level, Sour Runtz is perfect for treating a variety of conditions including fibromyalgia, depression or mood swings, chronic pain and chronic stress or anxiety.