AAA+ Gelato By Green Valley – 20% THC
Gelato has a flavor that’s said to be much like a sweet sherbet, with fruity blueberry and orange flavors. It starts with a cerebral head rush that hits you in the forehead with an uplifted euphoria and a sense of slightly focused energy. As this head-high blissfully builds, a creeping body buzz will slowly wash over you, leaving you completely relaxed and calm with a sense of peace and well-being. These powerful and surprisingly well-balanced effects make Gelato the perfect choice for patients suffering from muscle spasms, chronic pain, inflammation, chronic fatigue, and headaches or migraines.
AAA+ Strawberry Shortcake By Green Valley – 23% THC
Perfect for any lover of a delicious berry flavor, Strawberry Shortcake packs a combination of sweet fruity strawberries and spicy earth into each and every mouthwatering little toke. The Strawberry Shortcake high is just as delicious as the flavor, with uplifting and sociable effects that are perfect for getting you involved in and carrying on conversations with anyone and everyone around you with ease. You’ll feel happy with a touch of creativity and motivation alongside an increase in focus, all of which are perfect for carrying on constructive conversations or playful arguments with friends and family alike.
AAA+ Pink Berry – 16% THC
The flavor of Pink Berry is one for the ages, with sweet and fruity sugary buttery tastes that are almost like eating a fresh cup of berry-flavored frozen yogurt. The high in itself is just as sweet, perfect for kicking back at the end of a long day or when you need a little extra help to fall asleep at night. The high is very uplifting and happy without increasing your energy. You’ll feel a tingly body high that eases you into deep relaxation while your mind wanders through euphoric introspection. This moderate body high can leave you sleepy at times, lulling you into a happily sedative state.
AAA+ Chem Haze By Green Valley – 19% THC
This celebrity child boasts a super heady high that lifts you up before settling you down into happy and soothing relaxation. You’ll feel the effects hit you between the eyes almost immediately, launching your brain into a state of pure happiness and giddy euphoria. You’ll be filled with creative and happy thoughts, free of any mental aches or pains. This lift quickly turns calming, settling your brain into a happy state of pure relaxation and ease that will eventually spread throughout your entire body in warming waves. This bud has a classic sweet and fruity berry strawberry flavor with a lightly chemical and flowery exhale.
AAA+ OG Kush By Green Valley – 19% THC
It starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with an uplifted sense of unfocused happiness and ease. You’ll find yourself feeling sociable and outgoing, chatting with anyone and everyone around you, although you may fall in and out of fits of the giggles at times. A pang of hunger comes next, leaving you with a heavy case of the munchies and reaching for anything in sight to snack on. This bud has a classic sour citrusy flavor with hints of woody pine.
Disclaimer: “Gas” strains are known for their strong, diesel-like aroma and high THC content; use cautiously, start with a low dose, and consume responsibly, especially if new to cannabis or sensitive to strong effects.
AAA+ Godfather OG – 25% THC
The smell and taste are quite different from any other Indica-dominant strains you may have medicated with before. Godfather OG delivers piney and earthy flavors with pungent undertones and is incredibly potent at the same time. The high is unlike any other and is indescribable, to say the least. It is powerful enough to knock you out for good if you are not careful. Godfather OG is largely recommended for patients suffering from severe medical conditions, including insomnia, anxiety, depression, chronic pains, and aches along with other mood disorders.
AAA+ Detroit Runtz – 39% THC
This balanced hybrid offers a super tangy flavor with happy, giddy effects that will activate the mind before dropping it off into a numbing state of pure bliss. The taste of Detroit Runtz is uniquely bright and flavorful, with a blend of sour, citrusy candies and sweet, sugary cherries. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity cherry overtone accented by citrusy, lemon-accented herbs and spicy black pepper. The Detroit Runtz high will hit you instantly after your first exhale, bursting into your mind with a high-flying energy and focus that gets you feeling creative and ready to get to work. You’ll be happy and giddy in this state, prone to fits of giggles at times when your focus begins to ebb and flow.
AAA+ G-13 Purple Haze By Green Valley – 15% THC
There is no doubt that it is extremely aromatic and smells almost like Sandlewood, which ranges from woodsy to heady incense to an earthy haze undertone during the exhale, which is second to none. On the other hand, the strain tastes quite different from sativa-dominant strains. The high of Purple Haze will have you soaring above clouds in no time. It has a euphoric and rush effect that is neither uncomfortable nor edgy. The Purple Haze lasts for quite some time, in fact longer than most sativa dominant strains with a mellow comedown. However, you have to keep in mind it is quite potent and is not recommended for the faint of heart. The strain is renowned for stimulating creativity while a blissful contentment overwhelms you throughout the day.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley – 25% THC
This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress.
AAA+ Alien OG – 28% THC
It starts with a buzzy cerebral lift that fills your brain with a happy sense of euphoria, leaving no room for any negative moods or racing thoughts. As your happiness expands, your body will begin to settle into an equally stimulating buzzy state that has you feeling fully relaxed from head to toe. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy lemon flavor with a lightly woody exhale.
AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale. The aroma is very similar, although with notable hints of earthy pungency to it, too.