AAA+ Lindsay OG By Green Valley (23% THC)
Lindsay OG, also known as “Lindsay,” “Lindsay Kush” or “Lindsay OG Kush,” is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous OG Kush X another unknown hybrid strain. A favorite of hybrid lovers, Lindsay OG packs a full-bodied high that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency. It starts in the head with a sense of clarity, clearing your mind and filling you with a lifted happiness and ease. As your mind settles into this clear-headed state, a deeply relaxing body high will wash over your physical form, locking you to the couch and leaving you pretty sedated. Thanks to these effects and its high 23% average THC level, Lindsay OG is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, chronic stress or anxiety, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a classic pungent skunky flavor with a lightly sweet exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a heavy skunky pungent that lingers long after the nugs are burned away. This bud has medium-sized popcorn-shaped dark green nugs with minty leaves, bright orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of golden amber crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Bruce Banner By Green Valley (29% THC)
This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It’s powerfully relaxing, with sativa-dominant genes (60:40 sativa/indica ratio) that deliver a massive dose of THC: Nearly 29% in some tests. That makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical. The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it’s also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness. Dry mouth and bloodshot eyes are both common side effects, along with occasional paranoia and dizziness. The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands. It’s most popular in Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon, though it can be found elsewhere. Expect this strain to increase in popularity thanks to its high THC concentrations.
AAAA Love Truffle (25-28% THC)
Love Truffle, also known as “Love Truffles,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Love Seed X White Truffle strains. If you’re after a super tasty bud with a soothing, arousing high, Love Truffle is the perfect option to add to your must-try list. This bud packs a sweet and creamy nutty cookie taste with hints of sharp oranges and sweet yet savory skunk in each and every toke. The aroma is a bit heavier, with a skunky and dank overtone accented by sweet fruity berries and a punch of sharp orangey citrus.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna By Green Valley (19-26% THC)
Rockstar Tuna, also known as “Tuna Rockstar” or “Tuna Star,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tuna Kush X Rockstar strains. This bud steals its aroma from its infamous Tuna Kush parent, with a super pungent overtone that’s accented by rotting fish and a touch of spicy grapes and herbs. The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAA+ Divorce Cake By Green Valley (27% THC)
Divorce Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic White Widow X Wedding Cake strains. This heavy-hitting indica is a customer favorite thanks to its super delicious flavor and long-lasting buzzing effects. This bud has a sweet and creamy sour citrus flavor with hints of fruity earth and just a touch of diesel. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy overtone that’s accented by sour citrus and fresh tropical pineapple. The Divorce Cake is just as delicious, with a sleepy and relaxing buzz that lasts for hours and hours on end.
AAAA Alien OG By Green Valley (22-28% THC)
Alien OG, also known as “Alien OG Kush,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Tahoe OG X Alien Kush strains. Best known for its insane level of potency, Alien OG is the perfect bud for any experienced patients who appreciate a well-balanced high from head to toe. It starts with a buzzy cerebral lift that fills your brain with a happy sense of euphoria, leaving no room for any negative moods or racing thoughts. As your happiness expands, your body will begin to settle into an equally stimulating buzzy state that has you feeling fully relaxed from head to toe. Combined with its high 22-28% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, these effects make Alien OG a great choice for treating chronic stress or anxiety, appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain and chronic fatigue. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy lemon flavor with a lightly woody exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a sweet lemony citrus overtone that intensifies in zest as you continue to toke. Alien OG buds have airy grape-shaped minty green nugs with olive leaves, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Sour Runtz By Green Valley (30% THC)
Sour Runtz is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Runtz X Sour Diesel strains. Brace yourself for an amazing flavor adventure and high with this gorgeous girl – with her potency level and mouthwatering taste, you’ll be on Cloud 9 in no time at all. The high hits you with a slow burn, creeping in before finally taking hold. You’ll feel lifted with a sense of euphoria that instantly pushes out any bad moods or thoughts, replacing them with pure happiness and ease. A heavy body high comes next, working its way into your limbs very slowly before suddenly taking hold, dropping you off into a powerful physical stone. Thanks to these effects and its super high 30% + average THC level, Sour Runtz is perfect for treating a variety of conditions including fibromyalgia, depression or mood swings, chronic pain and chronic stress or anxiety.
AAA+ Chemodo Breath By Green Valley (28% THC)
Chemodo Breath, also known as “Chemodo,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the classic OGKB 2.0 X Gorilla Dawg strains. Get ready for one intense ride – Chemodo Breath takes no prisoners thanks to its super high 28-29% average THC level and effects that last for hours without any end. Chemodo Breath comes roaring in a few minutes after your first toke, slamming into your mind with unrelenting potency and launching you into a state of pure lifted euphoria. As your mind burns away into happy bliss, your body will start to settle into oblivion, leaving you helplessly couch-locked and totally at ease. Thanks to these potent effects, Chemodo Breath is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, depression, insomnia, cramps or muscle spasms, and migraines or headaches.
AAA+ Gas Mask By Green Valley (20% THC)
Gas Mask is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain created through a powerful four-way cross of the infamous Cherry Pie X Fire Alien Kush F2. If you’re looking for a hard-hitting high, you’ve found it! Gas Mask brings on the potency with long-lasting effects that leave you sleepy and completely sedated after just a hit or two. Gas Mask comes on with a lifted effect that doesn’t increase your energy level but rather drops you into a state of heady relaxation. This effect will soon spread throughout the rest of your body with a tingly effect, lulling you into a heavy sleepy state.
AAA+ Rainbow Sherbert By Green Valley (20-22% THC)
Rainbow Sherbet is an insanely delicious evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through crossing the mouth-watering Champagne X Blackberry strains. If you’re in the market for a great tasting bud and well-balanced effects, Rainbow Sherbet is it! This bud has a sweet berry fruity flavor that has a sugary exhale with a kick of fresh mint to it. The aroma is very earthy and fruity with a sweet berry overtone accented by fresh mint. The Rainbow Sherbet high hits you almost immediately after your first exhale with a mental rush of cerebral energy that lifts your spirits and infuses you with a sense of creativity with a touch of focus. As your mind brightens, your body will drop off into a state of deep relaxation that quickly turns into a heavy body stone. In combination with its high 20-22% average THC level, these potent effects give Rainbow Sherbet an edge in treating conditions such as chronic pain, arthritis, spinal cord injury, anxiety, and nausea. This bud has lemon-shaped forest green nugs with thin orange hairs and a thick frosty coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Forbidden Fruit By Green Valley (23-26% THC)
Forbidden Fruit is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through a cross of the insanely delicious Cherry Pie X Tangie strains. It’s name may say it’s forbidden, but you’ll be tempted to have more and more after one tasty morsel of this delicious bud. The Forbidden Fruit flavor is incredibly smooth and fresh, with a fruity sweet lemony taste that’s accented by sweet berries and pine. The aroma is very sweet as well, with a pine overtone that’s complemented by lemony berries and earth. Forbidden Fruit buds have dense pebble-shaped dark forest green nugs with sparse orange hairs and a thick frosty coating of minty green crystal trichomes. If you like the taste of Forbidden Fruit, you’ll love the high even more.
AAAA Candy Cake By Green Valley (33% THC)
Candy Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Zkittlez Cake X Jungle Cake strains. Named for its celebrity heritage and super delicious flavor, Candy Cake is a great choice for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, Candy Cake has a sweet and fruity creamy vanilla flavor with a sour berry overtone that’s slightly sour and citrusy at times. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy overtone that’s accented by touches of sweet creamy vanilla and fresh fruits. The Candy Cake high is just as delightful, with a buzzy and euphoric overtone that leaves you feeling amazing for hours and hours on end. The high starts with a boost of happiness that has your mind flying high into a space of pure giggly happiness and ease. You’ll find conversations come easily in this state, with creative ideas flowing and laughter galore.