AAA+ Rockstar Kush Smalls By Green Valley (22-25% THC)
AAA+ Rockstar Kush Smalls By Green Valley (22-25% THC)
Rockstar Kush, also commonly called “Rockstar OG” by medical patients, is an indica dominant hybrid (75% indica/25% sativa) strain created through a cross of the insanely potent Rockstar X Bubba Kush strains. This powerful bud has a well-balanced but extremely potent high that is powered by an intensely high THC level that typically falls between 22-25% on average. The high starts with a feeling of uplifted euphoria with a hazy introspection that immediately relieves any feelings of anxiety or racing thoughts. This high slowly spreads throughout the body leaving you completely relaxed with a slight sense of sedation. This sedative feeling eventually leads to a pretty heavy couch-lock with an intense case of the munchies. In fact, the couch-lock can be so intense for some users that it can cause feelings of paranoia and fear. Because of these relaxing and heavy effects, Rockstar Kush is a favorite strain for treating chronic pain, chronic stress or anxiety, and inflammation. This bud has a delicious classic aroma of earthy skunky blueberry that becomes spicy and pungent when the nugs are broken apart. The taste is similar, with a flavor of rich spicy blueberry earth that has a pungent skunky aftertaste that intensifies upon exhale. Rockstar Kush buds have medium-sized lime green spade-shaped super airy nugs with rich amber hairs and a fine layer of crystal clear trichomes.
AAAA Gas Monkey By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA Gas Monkey By Green Valley (28% THC)
Gas Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Grease Monkey X Gas strains. Get ready for an insane level of potency and pungency – this bud packs both. Gas Monkey brings on the heavy effects thanks to its super high 28-31% average THC level. You’ll feel a pretty heavy lift at the onset of the high, rushing into your mind with rapidly expanding euphoria that spreads its numbing tendrils quickly, forcing out any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately. This numbing effect will soon escape your head and infect the rest of your body, leaving you feeling slightly couch-locked and sedated, totally at ease with the world around you. Thanks to these effects, Gas Monkey is often chosen to treat conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms, and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a super heavy pungent stench of skunky earth and diesel that can fill any room as soon as you toke. The flavor is very similar, with a tongue-twisting pungency that will leave you gasping for air. Gas Monkey buds have fluffy airy popcorn-shaped olive green nugs with small orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes.
AAA+ Pink Tuna By Green Valley (25-31% THC)
AAA+ Pink Tuna By Green Valley (25-31% THC)
Pink Tuna is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Pink Kush X Tuna Kush strains. This bud steals its name from the infamous Black Tuna Gang who made their name smuggling marijuana from Colombia in the 70’s. This bud lives up to the name, with classic indica effects that hit hard and fast, slamming into you with a hefty potency and a super high 25-31% average THC level. The high starts with cerebral effects that suddenly crash through your mind, leaving you utterly euphoric and pretty unfocused at times with a tendency to drift away into space. As your mind settles, your body will start to drop off into a deeply relaxing tingly state, which lulls you into a heavy couch-lock. This effect quickly turns sedative, leaving you dozing off and on in a state of pure happiness and peace. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, Pink Tuna is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, depression, chronic stress, and muscle spasms or cramps. Pink Tuna buds have a sweet and sour fruity diesel flavor with a heavy pungent aroma to match. This bud has compact grape-shaped minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Mango Madness By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
AAAA+ Mango Madness By Kootenayz Exoticz (37% THC)
Mango Madness is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Mango Mintality X Platinum strains. Named for its amazing flavor and parentage, Mango Madness is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you really kick back and enjoy your day. The flavor of Mango Madness is juicy and delicious, with a tropical mango overtone accented by rich plums and a touch of spicy mint. The aroma is even fruitier, with a heavy bouquet of fresh mango topped with flowery herbs and a hint of mint. The Mango Madness high isn’t quite as bright as its flavor, with happy, soothing effects that will help to calm and settle you rather than leave you feeling energized. The high will hit you fairly quickly, activating your brain with a boost of happiness that fills you with a bit of headiness that has you a touch unfocused. As your mind lifts, a soothing body high will begin to sink in, allowing you to kick back and relax without any aches or pains to speak of. Thanks to these effects and its insanely high 37% average THC level, Mango Madness is often chosen to treat chronic fatigue, chronic stress or anxiety, PTSD and depression. This bud has dense and oversized, heart-shaped deep forest green nugs with golden undertones, dark purple leaves, thin orange hairs and chunky, golden-white trichomes.
AAAA+ Purple Dinosaur By Kootenayz Exoticz (24-29% THC)
AAAA+ Purple Dinosaur By Kootenayz Exoticz (24-29% THC)
Purple Dinosaur is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa OR 75% indica/25% sativa) created through an unknown combination of other hybrid strains, although it is thought to be related to the classic Barney Kush. Best known for its heavy nighttime high and gorgeous appearance, Purple Dinosaur will have you ready to tuck in for the night in no time at all. The Purple Dinosaur high will hit you slowly, building in the back of your mind before creeping into power. You’ll find that you’re suddenly dropped into a happy state of calm that helps to quiet racing thoughts and negative moods. This calm will soon begin to inch throughout the rest of your body, fully relaxing you from head to toe and leaving you feeling pretty sedated. Thanks to these sleepy, nighttime effects and its super high 24-29% average THC level, Purple Dinosaur is often said to be great for treating experienced patients with a variety of conditions including chronic stress, chronic pain, depression or mood swings, insomnia, appetite loss or nausea and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has long and super dense, pepper-shaped emerald-green nugs with bright purple undertones, super thin orange hairs and chunky white trichomes. As you break apart each sparkling little nugget, you’ll experience aromas of spicy, herbal dank alongside sweet sugary berries dancing through the air. The flavor is even sweeter, with a pleasantly sugary fruity berry taste accented by cinnamon cookies.
AAAA+ Bubblegum Popperz By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
AAAA+ Bubblegum Popperz By Kootenayz Exoticz (30-33% THC)
Bubble Gum Popperz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Superdope X HiTech X Fear of Boof strains. A delicious bud with a soothing, heavy high, Bubble Gum Popperz is a great choice for any hybrid lover who wants a true stone with their bud. The high settles in with a slow build of effects, beginning with a calming tingle felt in the back of the head and neck. This tingle will soon work its way forward, leaving your eyes feeling heavy and drooping and your body buzzy yet filled with relaxation. These effects are super long lasting and can be sedative if you don’t mind your dosage. Combined with its super high 30-33% average THC level, these effects make Bubble Gum Popperz a great choice for treating experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and inflammation. This bud has a sweet and fruity bubblegum candy flavor with hints of spicy anise and fresh earthiness. The aroma is very similar, with a notable spicy anise overtone accented by fruity bubblegum and spicy black pepper. Bubble Gum Popperz buds have fluffy and dense popcorn-shaped forest green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and chunky milky trichomes.
AAAA+ Sour Pebbles By Kootenayz Exoticz (25% THC)
AAAA+ Sour Pebbles By Kootenayz Exoticz (25% THC)
With whopping THC levels that can reach 25%, Sour Pebbles is a good choice for tokers who want potent cerebral effects and a truly powerful case of the munchies that can be used to treat wasting and eating disorders. This strain is also effective at treating anxiety, depression, and nausea, though its high THC values may limit its medical effectiveness somewhat. CBD levels, for example, are very low, as they typically are in high-THC plants. That means patients with seizure disorders and other conditions that respond to CBD shouldn’t rely on Sour Pebbles as their sole source of cannabis treatment. This strain is a sativa-dominant hybrid, though it’s hard to find any solid information on the exact sativa/indica ratio. It’s a cross of Fruity Pebble OG and Alien Diesel, and it scored 3rd place in the medical sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup competition. The unique morning aroma is sour, with hints of fruit and breakfast cereal. The flavor is also sour, but comes with notes of candy and gasoline. Sour Pebbles can be found in Seattle and Sacramento dispensaries, but otherwise it’s a rare selection.
AAAA+ Passion Fruit Dream By Kootenayz Exoticz (27-37% THC)
AAAA+ Passion Fruit Dream By Kootenayz Exoticz (27-37% THC)
Passion Fruit Dream, also known as “Passionfruit Dream,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Passion Fruit X Blue Dream strains. One taste of this gorgeous girl and you’ll find yourself dreaming of your next delightful indulgence in no time. The flavor of Passion Fruit Dream is a perfect blend of its parent strains, offering sweet, fruity blueberries and sugary tropical fruits with each and every toke. The aroma is very similar, almost like you’re sitting next to a bowl of freshly sliced passion fruits and juicy blueberries. The Passion Fruit Dream high will wrap its way around you slowly, inching into both mind and body with an almost intoxicating sense of calm. You’ll feel happy yet rested with a deep sense of sedation that almost always ends in sleep after just a short bit. Thanks to these powerful effects and its insanely high 27-37% average THC level, Passion Fruit Dream is often suggested to treat very experienced patients who are looking for assistance in treating conditions including chronic pain, depression or mood swings, insomnia, chronic stress or anxiety and night terrors. This bud has long, grape-shaped forest green nugs with deep blue undertones, thin orange hairs and tiny, sparkling blue-tinted white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Wedding Cake Mediums By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
AAAA Wedding Cake Mediums By Green Valley (25-27% THC)
Wedding Cake is, sometimes called Pink Cookies, a hybrid with indica-dominance. It is attained by crossing Triangle Kush and Animal Mints. It gives an exceptionally sweet aromatic essence and a fruity flavor. The taste is a perfect combination of sweetness of cookies and fruitiness of a cherry pie. It works as a calming agent and appetite stimulator, and is quite helpful for patients who experience regular depression-associated syndromes, fibromyalgia, MS and other such related symptoms. It may act as a sedative for patients, but does help in calming down nerves or controlling anxiety stimulating symptoms. Although it might not completely hamper your focus and energy levels, it will cause the usual drying out of eyes and mouth. This particular medical marijuana is grown indoors. It is observed to contain a THC level of 25-27%. In terms of physical features, it is shaped like pine trees and looks dense in its structural form. It is quite frosty looking and has dark green leaves. This particular medical marijuana is also thickly dressed up with orange hair all over it. It is most generally known for its sugary taste, as well as high potency value.
AAAA MK Ultra Black Ops By Green Valley (28% THC)
AAAA MK Ultra Black Ops By Green Valley (28% THC)
MK Ultra Black Ops, also known as “Black Ops MK Ultra,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the potent MK Ultra X Black Ops strains. A super potent bud with an immediate punch of effects, MK Ultra Black Ops is the perfect option to add to any indica lover’s list. The high will hit you as soon as you exhale, slamming into your brain with a lifted sense of euphoria that has you feeling insanely stoned and giddy. As your mind fades away into this blissful oblivion, a relaxing body high will begin to creep in, relaxing you from head to toe and leaving you feeling totally at ease. With these effects and its super high 27-28% average THC level, MK Ultra Black Ops is often suggested to treat experienced patients with conditions including chronic pain, chronic stress or anxiety, chronic fatigue and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a sweet and spicy fruity grape flavor with a super peppery exhale. The aroma is even heavier, with a spicy, peppery overtone accented by spicy grape wine and a hint of pungency. MK Ultra Black Ops buds have fluffy and oversized, rounded forest green nugs with super thin orange hairs and tiny, sparkling amber-white crystal trichomes.
AAAA+ Sour Tropical Zkittlez By Kootenayz Exoticz (35-38% THC)
AAAA+ Sour Tropical Zkittlez By Kootenayz Exoticz (35-38% THC)
Sour Tropical Zkittlez, also known as “Sour Tropical ZKZ,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Zkittlez X another unknown hybrid strain. While its second parent is kept a closely guarded secret by its breeders, Sour Tropical Zkittlez is often sought out for its delightful flavor and soothing, lifted high. The taste of Sour Tropical Zkittlez is much like what you’d guess with its name, offering a bright and citrusy tropical candy taste accented by hints of sugary berries and a touch of spice. The aroma is almost the same, with a super heavy citrusy overtone accented by sugary tropical fruits and spicy black pepper. The Sour Tropical Zkittlez high will smash into your mind almost as soon as you exhale, brightening your mood with a sense of buzzy euphoria. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to settle down further and further into the couch, completely filled with a sense of calming relaxation. A sharp pang of hunger often wraps things up, so get ready for the munchies! With these potent effects and its insanely high 35-38% average THC level, Sour Tropical Zkittlez is often suggested to treat chronic stress or anxiety, nausea or appetite loss, depression or mood swings and chronic pain. This bud has oversized and fluffy, spade-shaped emerald-green nugs with bright purple undertones, thick furry red-orange hairs and chunky, vibrant purple crystal trichomes.
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
AAAA Fruit Loop Haze Smalls By Green Valley (18-20% THC)
Fruit Loop Haze is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (55% indica/45% sativa) created through a four-way cross of the super delicious Blue Dream X White Widow X Grapefruit X Blueberry strains. If you’re a fan of super fruity flavors and hazy, heady highs, you’ve found the bud of your dreams with Fruit Loop Haze. This bud has a super mouthwatering taste that will leave you coming back for more, with a bouquet of fresh berries accented by sweet tropical fruits and bright, tangy citrus. The aroma is just as delicious, with a fruity blueberry overtone accented by sour, citrusy lemons, rich tropical fruits and earthy flowers. The Fruit Loop Haze high is the perfect hazy, happy high, with long-lasting effects that will have you feeling dazed in all of the right ways. You’ll feel lifted from start to finish, filled with an expansive bliss that leaves you with no room in your brain for anything other than happiness. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, keeping you locked to the world below and pretty sedated at times.