AAAA Ice Cream Cake Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke. The Ice Cream Cake high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately.
AAAA Ice Dream Smalls – 25% THC
The Ice Dream high starts in the head with a fast-acting cerebral euphoria, filling your mind with a sense of pure happiness and bliss without overwhelming you in the slightest. A relaxing body high comes next, warming your limbs and leaving you feeling totally calmed without too much sedation or couch-lock. Rather, you’ll feel totally at ease in both mind and body without too much of a lift or fall. This bud has a delicious sweet berry flavor with a lightly spicy peppery exhale.
AAAA G-Bomb Smalls By Green Valley – 20% THC
The G-Bomb high is a creeper that suddenly hits you in both mind and body like a grenade blast. Suddenly you’ll feel lost in your own mind, deep in philosophical introspection, with a slight body buzz that serves to anchor you to the real world. As you dive deeper and deeper into this dreamy, spacey state, a deep body stone will kick in that leaves you completely couch-locked, relaxed, and pain-free in both mind and body. These buds have a dank aroma of tangy pungent lemon diesel and a taste of tangy lemon with a dank pungent aftertaste.
AAA+ El Chapo – 23% THC
The high hits you first with a cerebral lift that boosts your mood before dropping you into complete sedation. As your mind falls victim to heavy stones, this feeling will spread throughout your limbs and slowly draw your body down into sleepy relaxation. This bud has a sweet lemony flavor accented by fresh flowery citrus and kush.
AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley – 22% THC
With a sweet and earthy smell and an herbal taste, Critical Mass is popular among new users and long-term users alike. Smoking small amounts leads to feelings of creativity and euphoria, followed by laziness, couch-lock, and sleepiness. This strain would be ideal to smoke during a lazy afternoon where you want to relax but still need to be functional.
AAA+ Starfighter By Green Valley – 24% THC
The taste of Starfighter is incredibly memorable, with a delicately sweet earthy lavender onset that has a sharp pungent lemony pine aftertaste upon exhale that can linger for hours after just one toke. The Starfighter hits you hard and fast in the front of your head and behind your eyes with a cerebral uplifted effect that quickly fades into a heady stone. Your mind will be fuzzy and hazy, leaving you incredibly spacey and distant at times.
AAAA+ Bentley OG Mediums By Green Valley – 24% THC
Users describe the Bentley OG high as an onset of a strong warming body buzz that leaves you calm, sleepy, and intensely couch-locked. You’ll experience an instant body melt into wherever you are sitting followed by an overwhelming feeling of lethargy and an almost immediate fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Bentley OG has an almost confusing aroma of pungent sweet floral that is oddly fragrant and savory and a taste of sweet tangy floral herbs.
AAAA Gushers By Green Valley – 22% THC
Named for the delicious candy, Gushers brings on the flavors with a combination of sour tropical fruits and rich creamy cookies in every toke. The Gushers high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with super relaxing effects that are best suited for lazy nights spent at home with friends catching up on Netflix. The high starts with an influx of tingly euphoria that fills the back of the head with lightly arousing tingles. This quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, leaving you pretty aroused and incredibly relaxed through and through.
AAA King Bubba By Green Valley – 21% THC
This bud packs the best of Bubba, with a super delicious flavor and relaxing high that will really get you kicked back and ready to snack on anything in sight. This bud packs a classic spicy yet sweet woody flavor with touches of savory herbs and spices. The King Bubba high brings on classic giddy effects that will have you feeling lifted and happy with a sense of physical relaxation that helps soothe aching muscles almost immediately. You’ll be euphoric with an unfocused head that has you laughing and chatting with those around you as your body falls further and further into physical sedation.
AAA Bubba Kush – 25% THC
It starts with a subtle boost of the spirits, filling your mind with happiness, and leaving you with no room for negative or racing thoughts. This heady happiness will have you feeling unfocused and slightly sleepy sometimes. A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate.
AAA+ White Rhino By Green Valley – 22% THC
Platinum Blackberry has a sweet fruity berry flavor accented by hints of savory diesel and spices on each exhale. The Platinum Blackberry high will hit you in both mind and body, pulling you into a state of lifted sedation that lasts for hours on end before you finally fall asleep. You’ll feel a tingly onset in the back of your head before it takes ahold of you in your entirety, pulling you down into relaxed sedation.
AAA+ Gelato Runtz – 25% THC
Like its name suggests, Gelato Runtz has a super sweet yet sour citrusy candy flavor with touches of creamy vanilla upon exhale. The Gelato Runtz high starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You’ll feel mentally energized with a touch of creative focus, which works well for conversations, but not much of anything else.
AAA Pineberry – 18% THC
Pineberry is one bud that’s pretty well known for its obvious flavor – sweet berries and lemony pine! The Pineberry high hits you almost immediately after this delicious flavor hits your tongue, launching you into a soaring euphoria that’s hazy and slightly stoney. As your mind and mood take flight, you’ll start to feel relaxed in both mind and body and pretty much too lazy to move or do anything productive the rest of the day.
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale.
AA Citrus Skunk Smalls – 23% THC
This bud has a super sweet and flowery cherry berry flavor with hints of fresh strawberries and a lightly spicy licorice exhale. The SweetDawg high is just as mouthwatering, with super relaxing effects that are often said to be like resting in a pleasantly warm bath. The high starts with a slow burn, seeping its way into your body over time with slowly building effects. You’ll suddenly be hit with a heavy couchlock and body high that has you fully kicked back, calm, and at ease from head to toe.
AAAA+ Black Truffle By Green Valley – 27% THC
Black Truffle has a sweet taste of spicy coffee and fresh fruity grapes and blueberries. The high hits you almost as soon as you exhale right between the eyes, launching your mind into an energetic cerebral state that’s filled with focus and creativity. At the same time, your body will start to settle down into a physically relaxing state that has you feeling kicked back. The cerebral effects will quickly turn heady, leaving you sleepy and dozing off before you know it.
AAAA Watermelon Zkittlez Smalls by Green Valley – 25% THC
Watermelon Zkittlez packs a mouthwatering sweet citrus and watermelon flavor into every earthy toke. The Watermelon Zkittlez isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects best-suited for a lazy night at home rather than one spent off the couch. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that smash into your head with giddy and unfocused euphoria. As your mind soars higher and higher, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing state, keeping you anchored as the head rush continues to rampage.
AAAA Chemdawg Mediums By Green Valley – 19% THC
It has a powerful spicy, plant-like taste and smell with a hint of diesel; the aroma alone can alert snoopy neighbors to even a carefully concealed pot grow. Best for anxiety and pain, this strain is also helpful with depression and ADHD, as well as migraines, arthritis, and PMS.
AAAA FPOG Mediums By Green Valley – 21% THC
Users describe the FPOG high as one that starts as a soft strong body buzz that is mind-relieving and spacey followed by a mild couch-lock. It’s cloudy, slowing things down around you, but still leaves you with a hugely energetic high in which you are relaxed, friendly, and lethargic, but still functional if you want to be. This bud tastes exactly like a bowl of FPOG, a sweet, tropical berry, and smells just as good!
AAAA MK Ultra Mediums By Green Valley – 18% THC
It has a pungent flavor that is a blend of skunk and earthy tastes. MK Ultra is an incredibly hard-hitting strain with a strong and strange odor. It is well-known for its hypnotic powers that immediately affect your system. It can help you relax the entire day as it instantly calms your nerves and makes you feel drowsy. MK Ultra is mainly used for treating different kinds of pains and provides relief from mild to chronic pains conveniently.
AAAA Diablo Death Bubba Smalls By Green Valley – 29% THC
Users describe the Diablo Death Bubba strain high as having an immediate onset of a heady cerebral head high that leaves you motivated, focused, and euphoric with substantial waves of creative and inspiring energy because of the THC content. This is followed by a slowly creeping lazy couch-lock that leaves you completely sedated and at ease with significant pain relief in both mind and body.
AAAA Sweet Cake – 5% THC
Sweet Cake packs a super sweet and creamy nutty cake flavor with hints of fresh sugary berries and raspberries galore. You’ll feel a mood boost from start to finish with this bud as a sense of happiness washes over you, lifting you up and helping you feel like you don’t have a care in the world. At the same time, you’ll feel fully relaxed from head to toe, free of any aches and pains whatsoever.
AAAA Gushers Smalls By Green Valley – 29% THC
Named for the delicious candy, Gushers brings on the flavors with a combination of sour tropical fruits and rich creamy cookies in every toke. The Gushers high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with super relaxing effects that are best suited for lazy nights spent at home with friends catching up on Netflix. The high starts with an influx of tingly euphoria that fills the back of the head with lightly arousing tingles. This quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, leaving you pretty aroused and incredibly relaxed through and through.
AAAA Gas Mask Mediums By Green Valley – 25% THC
Gas Mask brings on the potency with long-lasting effects that leave you sleepy and completely sedated after just a hit or two. Gas Mask comes on with a lifted effect that doesn’t increase your energy level but rather drops you into a state of heady relaxation. This effect will soon spread throughout the rest of your body with a tingly effect, lulling you into a heavy sleepy state. This bud has a dank skunky flavor with hints of sour cherry as you exhale.
AAA+ Night Nurse Smalls – 21% THC
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The high is definitely a creeper – it’ll hit you a few minutes after you take a hit, almost immediately overtaking your mind with a hazy stone that leaves you unable to really focus on anything although completely happy. Night Nurse has a flavor much like a super strong cup of coffee with a spicy exhale.
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AAA+ Space Cake – 23% THC
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Take a bite out of this sweet cake and get ready for the ride of your life! Space Cake packs a soaring high that’s both relaxing and energizing at the same time, perfect for a late night kicking back with friends or a lazy Saturday afternoon when you don’t have much of anything to do.
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AAAA+ Bubba OG Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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It’s not exactly clear how Bubba OG came to be, though it almost certainly owes some of its genes to the original OG Kush, a supremely powerful sativa-dominant hybrid that’s popular almost everywhere. This strain has a strong, pungent earthy flavor with a floral aroma.
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AAAA Death Bubba – 27% THC
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Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences.
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AAA+ Bubba OG – 25% THC
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That sticky flower that makes for a lazy, potent body high that reduces stress, sparks hunger and encourages sleep. Those body effects make Bubba OG great for treating lack of appetite, chronic pain, insomnia, and anxiety, as well as headaches and depression.
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New York Bubba – 19% THC
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This bud has a sweet and fruity tropical citrus flavor with hints of fresh hashy flowers and sour grapefruit, too. This celebrity child boasts a super unique high that will have you feeling surprisingly energized before you finally drop off and get to sleep.
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AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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