AAA+ Gelato Runtz – 25% THC
Like its name suggests, Gelato Runtz has a super sweet yet sour citrusy candy flavor with touches of creamy vanilla upon exhale. The Gelato Runtz high starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You’ll feel mentally energized with a touch of creative focus, which works well for conversations, but not much of anything else.
AAA+ Rockstar Kush – 25% THC
The high starts with a feeling of uplifted euphoria with a hazy introspection that immediately relieves any feelings of anxiety or racing thoughts. This high slowly spreads throughout the body leaving you completely relaxed with a slight sense of sedation. This sedative feeling eventually leads to a pretty heavy couch-lock with an intense case of the munchies. The taste is similar, with a flavor of rich spicy blueberry earth that has a pungent skunky aftertaste that intensifies upon exhale.
AAA+ Tuna Kush – 18% THC
The taste of this strain is not at all harsh. This will have a bland and fruity taste. This strain is known to affect the user’s body more than his/her mind which would lead to a feeling of laziness/sleepiness. Due to these effects, this is most often used by insomnia patients as a bed-time medication. This is also good for stress, anxiety, anorexia and chronic pain.
AAA Pineberry – 18% THC
Pineberry is one bud that’s pretty well known for its obvious flavor – sweet berries and lemony pine! The Pineberry high hits you almost immediately after this delicious flavor hits your tongue, launching you into a soaring euphoria that’s hazy and slightly stoney. As your mind and mood take flight, you’ll start to feel relaxed in both mind and body and pretty much too lazy to move or do anything productive the rest of the day.
AAAA MKU By Green Valley – 18% THC
It has a pungent flavor that is a blend of skunk and earthy tastes. MK Ultra is an incredibly hard-hitting strain with a strong and strange odor. It is well-known for its hypnotic powers that immediately affect your system. It can help you relax the entire day as it instantly calms your nerves and makes you feel drowsy.
AAAA Canna Berry – 26% THC
The taste is sweet and smooth and does not burn the lungs during the inhale. The strain is renowned for instilling a sense of creativity and will energize you in no time. The high is cerebral but it does deliver a body buzz which is something to look forward to.
AAAA Ice Cream Cake Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke. The Ice Cream Cake high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately.
AAAA Purple Haze Mediums By Green Valley – 26% THC
It starts in your mind with a lifted sense of happiness that washes over you, lulling you into a state of pure mental calm and ease. You’ll be free of any negative or racing thoughts as your mind flies higher and higher, filled with happy creativity and bliss. At the same time, your body will begin to settle into a soothing state of relaxation and ease that has you feeling pretty sleepy at times. This bud has a sweet and fruity berry cherry flavor with hints of creamy vanilla to it, too.
AAAA Star Pebbles Mediums By Green Valley – 32% THC
It starts in your mind with a lifted sense of happiness that washes over you, lulling you into a state of pure mental calm and ease. You’ll be free of any negative or racing thoughts as your mind flies higher and higher, filled with happy creativity and bliss. At the same time, your body will begin to settle into a soothing state of relaxation and ease that has you feeling pretty sleepy at times. This bud has a sweet and fruity berry cherry flavor with hints of creamy vanilla to it, too.
AAA+ Pink Lemonade Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
Pink Lemonade has a flavor that’s just like its name suggests – sweet sugary fruits accented by lemon candy and a touch of mild earth. The Pink Lemonade high is just as amazing as its flavor, with uplifting effects that are surprisingly cerebral given its indica dominance. The high starts with an energetic boost that leaves you feeling euphoric and slightly focused, although easily distracted at times.
AAAA+ Moonrocks (INDICA) – 51% THC
Moon rocks are a form of cannabis that shouldn’t be underestimated. They were made for connoisseurs looking for a way to elevate their smoking experience. Unless you consume concentrated cannabis on the regular, smoking some moon rocks is bound to be a trip. You’ll want water, snacks and good vibes around if you’re trying them for the first time.
If you are a strict joint or blunt smoker, you can use moon rocks to enhance the experience. Mix some moonrock into any ground up weed to help make it smoke to the end.
For a simpler way to enjoy moon rocks without interruption, we recommend smoking them in glass like a bowl or bong with a lighter. Once you have the moonrock shredded into smaller pieces, you can load them into a bowl piece. If you’ve never tried a moonrock, prepare yourself for the strongest bong rip or bowl hit of your life.
AAAA Ice Dream Smalls – 25% THC
The Ice Dream high starts in the head with a fast-acting cerebral euphoria, filling your mind with a sense of pure happiness and bliss without overwhelming you in the slightest. A relaxing body high comes next, warming your limbs and leaving you feeling totally calmed without too much sedation or couch-lock. Rather, you’ll feel totally at ease in both mind and body without too much of a lift or fall. This bud has a delicious sweet berry flavor with a lightly spicy peppery exhale.
AAAA Godfather OG Mediums By Green Valley – 25% THC
Godffather OG delivers piney and earthy flavors with pungent undertones and is incredibly potent at the same time. The high is unlike any other and is indescribable to say the least. It is powerful enough to knock you out for good if you are not careful.
AAAA Ice Dream Smalls – 25% THC
The Ice Dream high starts in the head with a fast-acting cerebral euphoria, filling your mind with a sense of pure happiness and bliss without overwhelming you in the slightest. A relaxing body high comes next, warming your limbs and leaving you feeling totally calmed without too much sedation or couch-lock. Rather, you’ll feel totally at ease in both mind and body without too much of a lift or fall. This bud has a delicious sweet berry flavor with a lightly spicy peppery exhale.
AAAA G-Bomb Smalls By Green Valley – 20% THC
The G-Bomb high is a creeper that suddenly hits you in both mind and body like a grenade blast. Suddenly you’ll feel lost in your own mind, deep in philosophical introspection, with a slight body buzz that serves to anchor you to the real world. As you dive deeper and deeper into this dreamy, spacey state, a deep body stone will kick in that leaves you completely couch-locked, relaxed, and pain-free in both mind and body. These buds have a dank aroma of tangy pungent lemon diesel and a taste of tangy lemon with a dank pungent aftertaste.
AAAA+ Bentley OG Mediums By Green Valley – 24% THC
Users describe the Bentley OG high as an onset of a strong warming body buzz that leaves you calm, sleepy, and intensely couch-locked. You’ll experience an instant body melt into wherever you are sitting followed by an overwhelming feeling of lethargy and an almost immediate fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Bentley OG has an almost confusing aroma of pungent sweet floral that is oddly fragrant and savory and a taste of sweet tangy floral herbs.
AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley – 22% THC
With a sweet and earthy smell and an herbal taste, Critical Mass is popular among new users and long-term users alike. Smoking small amounts leads to feelings of creativity and euphoria, followed by laziness, couch-lock, and sleepiness. This strain would be ideal to smoke during a lazy afternoon where you want to relax but still need to be functional.
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
AAAA FPOG Mediums By Green Valley – 21% THC
Users describe the FPOG high as one that starts as a soft strong body buzz that is mind-relieving and spacey followed by a mild couch-lock. It’s cloudy, slowing things down around you, but still leaves you with a hugely energetic high in which you are relaxed, friendly, and lethargic, but still functional if you want to be. This bud tastes exactly like a bowl of FPOG, a sweet, tropical berry, and smells just as good!
AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale.
AAAA Chemdawg Mediums By Green Valley – 19% THC
It has a powerful spicy, plant-like taste and smell with a hint of diesel; the aroma alone can alert snoopy neighbors to even a carefully concealed pot grow. Best for anxiety and pain, this strain is also helpful with depression and ADHD, as well as migraines, arthritis, and PMS.
AA Citrus Skunk Smalls – 23% THC
This bud has a super sweet and flowery cherry berry flavor with hints of fresh strawberries and a lightly spicy licorice exhale. The SweetDawg high is just as mouthwatering, with super relaxing effects that are often said to be like resting in a pleasantly warm bath. The high starts with a slow burn, seeping its way into your body over time with slowly building effects. You’ll suddenly be hit with a heavy couchlock and body high that has you fully kicked back, calm, and at ease from head to toe.
AAAA Midnight Runtz Smalls By Green Valley – 26% THC
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Named for its celebrity parentage and nighttime effects, Midnight Runtz is the perfect bud for any patient who’s after some sweet relaxation before they get to sleep. The high settles in a few minutes after your final exhale, wrapping both mind and body with a warming sense of calm, almost like settling in under a heavy electric blanket. A boost in euphoria accompanies this deep relaxation, helping lift your spirits even as you settle further into the couch or bed. This bud has a sweet and fruity blueberry candy flavor with hints of sour citrus and spiciness.
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AAAA+ Royal Zkittlez By Kootenayz Exoticz – 20% THC
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Immerse yourself in the vibrant and exotic world of flavors as Royal Zkittlez captivates your senses with its luscious fruity aroma and a taste profile that mirrors a royal feast of tropical fruits. . With a THC content worthy of the highest echelons, this strain delivers a powerful and blissful experience that is cherished by cannabis aficionados.
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AAA+ Night Nurse Smalls – 21% THC
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The high is definitely a creeper – it’ll hit you a few minutes after you take a hit, almost immediately overtaking your mind with a hazy stone that leaves you unable to really focus on anything although completely happy. Night Nurse has a flavor much like a super strong cup of coffee with a spicy exhale.
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AAAA+ Bubba OG Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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It’s not exactly clear how Bubba OG came to be, though it almost certainly owes some of its genes to the original OG Kush, a supremely powerful sativa-dominant hybrid that’s popular almost everywhere. This strain has a strong, pungent earthy flavor with a floral aroma.
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AAAA Death Bubba – 27% THC
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Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences.
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AAA+ Bubba OG – 25% THC
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That sticky flower that makes for a lazy, potent body high that reduces stress, sparks hunger and encourages sleep. Those body effects make Bubba OG great for treating lack of appetite, chronic pain, insomnia, and anxiety, as well as headaches and depression.
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AAAA+ Purple Dynamite Mediums By Green Valley – 22% THC
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Purple Dynamite has a a sweet, tropical flavor, this strain smells of berries. It has dense, dark purple buds with a heavy frosting of resinous crystals. This is an excellent and powerful choice for treating anxiety, depression, eating disorders, wasting disorders, and physical pain.
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AAAA+ Frosted Fruit Cake Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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Frosted Fruit Cake packs a super sweet and fruity berry cherry flavor with hints of fresh citrusy lemon and lime. The Frosted Fruit Cake high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your mind with a lifted sense of cerebral happiness and calm.
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New York Bubba – 19% THC
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This bud has a sweet and fruity tropical citrus flavor with hints of fresh hashy flowers and sour grapefruit, too. This celebrity child boasts a super unique high that will have you feeling surprisingly energized before you finally drop off and get to sleep.
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AAAA Platinum Kush Shake – 21% THC
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Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body.
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