AAAA Donkey Butter Smalls By Green Valley (27% THC)
Donkey Butter is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Grease Monkey X Triple OG strains. The name may be weird, but this bud packs a super savory pungent flavor and lifted effects that are perfect for any indica lover. Donkey Butter has a spicy skunky flavor with hints of earthy pine and herbs as you exhale. The aroma is very heavy and pungent with a spicy diesel effect that’s accented by rich skunk and rotting pine. The Donkey Butter high has a euphoric overall feel that’s perfect for evenings when you want to kick back and relax. You’ll feel a relaxing lift at the onset of the high that fills you with a light tingly energy and a sense of euphoria. Soon, this effect will fade into a deep peaceful body high that leaves you sleepy, couch-locked, and slightly aroused. Thanks to these effects and its high 26-28% average THC level, Donkey Butter is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic stress, insomnia, chronic pain, migraines or headaches, and nausea. This bud has long tapered olive green nugs with thin amber hairs and a coating of super thick frosty golden crystal trichomes.
AAAA Donkey Mac Smalls By Green Valley (24-28% THC)
Donkey Mac Smalls delivers everything you want from a heavy-hitting indica in a smaller, value-packed bud. Crack open the bag and you’ll be greeted with a loud mix of diesel, earthy kush, and spicy herbs, backed by subtle notes of citrus and sweet pine. Despite the smaller nug size, these buds are dense, resinous, and packed with the same flavor and potency you’d expect from full-sized flower. Every puff is smooth, rich, and finishes with that classic gassy kick that OG lovers chase.
The high comes on with a happy, mellow head buzz before settling into a deep body relaxation that makes it easy to forget about the day. It’s the perfect strain for kicking back with a movie, gaming for a few hours, or simply sinking into the couch with your favorite snacks. If you’re looking for top-quality flower without paying top-shelf prices, Donkey Mac Smalls delivers outstanding value without sacrificing the experience.
AAAA Gorilla Grapes By Green Valley (28% THC)
Gorilla Grapes, not to be confused with its sister strains “Gorilla Grape Ape” and “Grape Ape,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through a potent cross of the classic Gorilla Glue #4 X Vino OG strains. This bud is infamous for its powerful high thanks to its super potent 24-30% average THC level. The Gorilla Grapes high powers in with a rush of cerebral effects that launches you into a state of stoney, foggy euphoria. As your mind settles into peaceful bliss, a relaxing body high will sneak up on you, washing over you suddenly and leaving you hopelessly sedated. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, Gorilla Grapes is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, migraines, cramps or PMS, chronic stress, and nausea or appetite loss. Gorilla Grapes buds have a sweet and spicy fruity grape flavor with a hint of herbal earth upon exhale. The aroma is very earthy and dank with a spicy fruity overtone that is slightly pungent at times. Gorilla Grapes buds have fluffy heavy oblong dark olive green nugs with rich purple undertones, bright amber hairs, and a coating of bright amber crystal trichomes and sticky sweet resin.
AAAA Frosted Vanilla Mints Smalls By Green Valley (24% THC)
Frosted Vanilla Mints is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Root Beer Float X Birthday Cake strains. If you’re a fan of mouthwatering dessert-like flavors and soothing highs, you’re going to be head over heels for Frosted Vanilla Mints. Much like its name suggest, Frosted Vanilla Mints has a sweet and creamy vanilla cookie taste topped with sugary mint and a hint of nuttiness. The aroma is just as delicious, with a creamy vanilla overtone accented by spicy mint and nutty cookies. The Frosted Vanilla Mints high will settle in slowly, beginning as a tingle felt in the back of the neck and spine. This tingle will soon inch its way into your brain, lifting your spirits and infusing you with a sense of buzzy, happy calm. As it then takes on the body, you’ll begin to feel more and more relaxed, settling deeper and deeper into the couch. In combination with its high 23-24% average THC level, these effects make Frosted Vanilla Mints a great choice for treating chronic pain, neuropathy, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and chronic stress. This bud has dense and fluffy, spade-shaped forest green nugs with purple undertones, thin red-orange hairs and tiny, bright white trichomes.
AAA+ Lemonade Haze By Green Valley (24-29% THC)
Lemonade Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Ultra Sour X Lemon Margy #371 strains. This potent combination creates an amazingly bright bud with a superb flavor that will leave your tongue tingling and you dreaming of your next indulgence. The taste of Lemonade Haze is just like you’d guess with its name, offering a blend of sugary sweet lemony citrus accented by fruity haze and spicy black pepper. The aroma amps it up, bringing in layer upon layer of gassy diesel to the fresh and fruity mix. The Lemonade Haze high has an electrifying onset, jolting the brain awake with a bright burst of energy almost as soon as you exhale.
AAA+ Trainwreck By Green Valley (18-25% THC)
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride. Although Trainwreck is mainly sativa dominant (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), you can expect a mellowing body high in addition to a cognitive high that administers imaginative and inventive thoughts. Patients commonly use Trainwreck to relieve pain, PTSD and stress. You can smoke this strain comfortably throughout the day even with its super high potency. It’s long green leaves are accompanied by a pine/citrus aroma that can’t be mistaken. You can expect a noticeable after taste of lemon with a slight cough when inhaling this strain.. There’s definitely a heavy amount of trichomes (hairs) on this strain which gives it a light green color and sometimes a subtle hint of gray.
AAA+ Platinum Bubba Kush By Green Valley (20-25% THC)
An intense and powerful indica strain, Platinum Bubba Kush works well as a strong afternoon medicine. With an 80:20 indica/sativa ratio, this hybrid strain can give you the high you need. A crossover between Bubba Kush and Platinum OG Kush, this strain has a spicy aroma with a deliciously sweet flavor. Having a THC level of around 25%, this strain can take all your pains away. Favorite among the patients for its sweetness, the strain can cure anxiety, insomnia, pain, stress and a lack of appetite. A few tokes of this pungent strain can improve focus and revive your energy, pulling you out of depression. It can uplift your mood and bring you pure moments of joy. It takes a little time to sink in before it hits right on the spot, so smoke smartly. This high potency strain has dense nuggets with purple tones that are coated in sparkly silver trichomes. It can be cultivated indoors or outdoors; with the plant requiring 60 days for flowering. It is a favorable choice for novice gardeners as it can naturally resist pests and diseases.
AAAA Sour Banana Sherbet (18-24% THC)
Sour Banana Sherbet is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through crossing the tangy AJ’s Sour Diesel with the sugary sweet Banana Sherbet. Thanks to the influx of Sour D, this beauty of a bud brings on the mouth-puckering banana flavor with a rich diesel exhale to balance it out. The smell is pretty sour in itself, although it does have a heavy diesel pungency to it that can overpower the fruitiness at times. The Sour Banana Sherbet high won’t leave you wincing – rather, it will leave you sighing with relief as your aches and pains melt away with ease. You’ll feel an infusion of uplifted energy first that leaves you feeling like you’re on Cloud 9. As both mind and body ease into deep relaxation, you’ll experience an increase in mental clarity, leaving your mind to wander freely through clear-headed thought for hours. Paired with its powerful 18-24% average THC level, these full bodied effects make Sour Banana Sherbet ideal for killing the effects of depression, chronic stress, anorexia, and nausea. This bud has lumpy olive green popcorn-shaped nugs with dark amber hairs, rich purple undertones, and a thick coating of vibrantly white crystal trichomes.
AAAA Girl Scout Cookies Smalls By Green Valley (28% THC)
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
AAA+ Lindsay OG By Green Valley (23% THC)
Lindsay OG, also known as “Lindsay,” “Lindsay Kush” or “Lindsay OG Kush,” is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous OG Kush X another unknown hybrid strain. A favorite of hybrid lovers, Lindsay OG packs a full-bodied high that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency. It starts in the head with a sense of clarity, clearing your mind and filling you with a lifted happiness and ease. As your mind settles into this clear-headed state, a deeply relaxing body high will wash over your physical form, locking you to the couch and leaving you pretty sedated. Thanks to these effects and its high 23% average THC level, Lindsay OG is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, chronic stress or anxiety, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a classic pungent skunky flavor with a lightly sweet exhale. The aroma is earthy and herbal with a heavy skunky pungent that lingers long after the nugs are burned away. This bud has medium-sized popcorn-shaped dark green nugs with minty leaves, bright orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of golden amber crystal trichomes.
AAAA Purple Trainwreck By Green Valley – 23% THC
Purple Trainwreck has a spicy and fruity flavor and is a cross between Trainwreck and Granddaddy Purple. It has an 23 percent THC level and has a leafy appearance that is deep green in color with traces of purple. It has a spicy aroma that is similar to that of Trainwreck with hints of lemon and berries that create a very sweet and pungent aroma. Its flavor is sweet with a sour hint of lemon in places. The purple buds of this strain look very pleasing. Purple Trainwreck has powerful, euphoric effects on your system that take quite a long while to completely dissipate. It is a Sativa dominant strain, which is clear due to the strong Sativa high produced by it. Its smoke is clean and feels good. The strain calms your nerves and is excellent for alleviating all symptoms of anxiety and depression. You also tend to feel sleepy after smoking it, which is why it is a good solution for insomnia as well. You can also get relief from migraines and other chronic pains by using Purple Trainwreck. Moreover, it is used for treating mood swings, nausea, hyperactivity and inattentiveness. Its side effects include experiencing dry eyes and dry mouth.