Alaskan Thunderfuck
Alaskan Thunderfuck – 23% THC
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It has a very strong banana and orange taste, which will leave a spicy aftertaste in your mouth for hours. It is not only the best strains to know about, but it is renowned for giving an immediate high. It will make you feel a bit more talkative and creative at times.
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AAAA+ Frosted Fruit Cake Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Frosted Fruit Cake Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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Frosted Fruit Cake packs a super sweet and fruity berry cherry flavor with hints of fresh citrusy lemon and lime. The Frosted Fruit Cake high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your mind with a lifted sense of cerebral happiness and calm.
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AAAA+ Bubba OG Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Bubba OG Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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It’s not exactly clear how Bubba OG came to be, though it almost certainly owes some of its genes to the original OG Kush, a supremely powerful sativa-dominant hybrid that’s popular almost everywhere. This strain has a strong, pungent earthy flavor with a floral aroma.
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AAA+ Space Cake
AAA+ Space Cake – 23% THC
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Take a bite out of this sweet cake and get ready for the ride of your life! Space Cake packs a soaring high that’s both relaxing and energizing at the same time, perfect for a late night kicking back with friends or a lazy Saturday afternoon when you don’t have much of anything to do.
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AAA+ White Truffle by Green Valley
AAA+ White Truffle by Green Valley – 25% THC
This strain produces a quick-hitting head high that will clear your mind of worry. Eventually, these effects can be felt throughout your body, leaving you in a relaxing trance. Consumers who have enjoyed White Truffle weed describe the high as “calming and slightly buzzy.”
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
AAA+ GMO Cookies By Green Valley
AAA+ GMO Cookies By Green Valley – 24% THC
This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You’ll feel relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.
AAA+ El Chapo
AAA+ El Chapo – 23% THC
The high hits you first with a cerebral lift that boosts your mood before dropping you into complete sedation. As your mind falls victim to heavy stones, this feeling will spread throughout your limbs and slowly draw your body down into sleepy relaxation. This bud has a sweet lemony flavor accented by fresh flowery citrus and kush.
AAA+ Alaskan Thunder Fuck
AAA+ Alaskan Thunder Fuck – 23% THC
It has a very strong banana and orange taste, which will leave a spicy aftertaste in your mouth for hours. It will make you feel a bit more talkative and creative at times. But the Alaskan Thunder Fuck is far better at treating numerous medical conditions through its cerebral high. It is excellent for pain relief and those individuals suffering from anorexia.
AAA+ Tuna Kush
AAA+ Tuna Kush – 18% THC
The taste of this strain is not at all harsh. This will have a bland and fruity taste. This strain is known to affect the user’s body more than his/her mind which would lead to a feeling of laziness/sleepiness. Due to these effects, this is most often used by insomnia patients as a bed-time medication. This is also good for stress, anxiety, anorexia and chronic pain.
AAA+ Rockstar Kush
AAA+ Rockstar Kush – 25% THC
The high starts with a feeling of uplifted euphoria with a hazy introspection that immediately relieves any feelings of anxiety or racing thoughts. This high slowly spreads throughout the body leaving you completely relaxed with a slight sense of sedation. This sedative feeling eventually leads to a pretty heavy couch-lock with an intense case of the munchies. The taste is similar, with a flavor of rich spicy blueberry earth that has a pungent skunky aftertaste that intensifies upon exhale.
AAA+ Blue Dream
AAA+ Blue Dream – 24% THC
Users describe the Blue Dream high as having an immediate onset of an uplifting cerebral head high that leaves you completely motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard. This is accompanied by a mellow relaxing body high that leaves you warmed, numb, and completely pain-free. Blue Dream has a delicious aroma of sweet blueberry pie and a taste of sugary sweet blueberries that stays on your tongue long after smoking.
AAA+ Maui Wowie
AAA+ Maui Wowie – 28% THC
The strain offers a high-end euphoria along with pineapple flavors that allow your mind to drift away to creative spaces. Its affects are all you will ever need to get outside and remain active throughout the day which is why it is an excellent day and morning smoke. The high is quite different, as it will leave your body buzzing and in an excellent mood.
AAAA+ Airside OG Smalls by Green Valley
AAAA+ Airside OG Smalls By Green Valley – 40% THC
This bud has a sweet and sour fruity apple flavor with a lightly woody and spicy exhale. Airside OG is perfect for any indica lover who wants to feel lifted yet relaxed for hours on end. You’ll feel a slow creep of effects wash over you, filling your brain with a sticky happiness that instantly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, replacing them with a hazy bliss.
AAA+ Gorilla OG
AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale.
AAA+ Gelato Runtz
AAA+ Gelato Runtz – 25% THC
Like its name suggests, Gelato Runtz has a super sweet yet sour citrusy candy flavor with touches of creamy vanilla upon exhale. The Gelato Runtz high starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You’ll feel mentally energized with a touch of creative focus, which works well for conversations, but not much of anything else.
AAA+ White Rhino By Green Valley
AAA+ White Rhino By Green Valley – 22% THC
Platinum Blackberry has a sweet fruity berry flavor accented by hints of savory diesel and spices on each exhale. The Platinum Blackberry high will hit you in both mind and body, pulling you into a state of lifted sedation that lasts for hours on end before you finally fall asleep. You’ll feel a tingly onset in the back of your head before it takes ahold of you in your entirety, pulling you down into relaxed sedation.
AAA+ Orange Zkittlez By Green Valley
AAA+ Orange Zkittlez By Green Valley – 26% THC
The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that fill your mind with a sense of happy energy and powerful creativity. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your energy will begin to fade away, leaving you still lifted yet pretty hazy and unfocused. A relaxing body high comes next, dropping you into a light state of couch-lock that won’t cause any sedation in the slightest. Rather, you’ll be immovable and kicked back while your mind soars higher and higher. This bud has a sweet and sour citrus herbal flavor with a rich fruity overtone. The aroma follows the same profile, with hints of sharp spices as the nugs are burned.
AAA+ Tropicana Cookies By Green Valley
AAA+ Tropicana Cookies By Green Valley – 25% THC
This bright bud packs a super delicious sour citrus high with a slightly sweet cookie exhale. The Tropicana Cookies high is just as eye-opening as the flavor, with long-lasting effects that will get you up off the couch and moving in no time at all. You’ll feel an energetic onset at the start of the high, filling both mind and body with tingly happiness and a sense of creative motivation. A touch of relaxation comes next, leaving your physical state calm while your mind soars higher and higher into the stratosphere.
AAA+ Starfighter By Green Valley
AAA+ Starfighter By Green Valley – 24% THC
The taste of Starfighter is incredibly memorable, with a delicately sweet earthy lavender onset that has a sharp pungent lemony pine aftertaste upon exhale that can linger for hours after just one toke. The Starfighter hits you hard and fast in the front of your head and behind your eyes with a cerebral uplifted effect that quickly fades into a heady stone. Your mind will be fuzzy and hazy, leaving you incredibly spacey and distant at times.
AAA+ Durban Poison
AAA+ Durban Poison – 24% THC
This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that’s great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma.
AAA+ Ace of Spades
AAA+ Ace of Spades – 25% THC
It offers health and healing, especially for patients who suffer from depression, anxiety, multiple sclerosis and muscle spasms, chronic pain, insomnia, and stress. Expect a deep relaxed feeling in the muscles, strong euphoria, a burst of creativity, and a giggly, happy sensation. The taste is sweet and sour, with notes of citrus and spice, while the aroma is a similar combination with added hints of loam.
AAA+ Lemon Haze
AAA+ Lemon Haze – 22% THC
Lemon Haze leaves a sweet aftertaste that lingers in the mouth for quite some time. You will feel extremely euphoric and happy which is why it is often recommended when you have had a rough day. However, the strain is also known for its uplifting effects. But it will leave you a bit mellow and relaxed, a few more hits and you may even start experiencing symptoms of couch-lock.
AAA+ Diamond OG
AAA+ Diamond OG – 22% THC
The flavor is very similar, with a sweet and sour citrusy diesel overtone accented by woody pine and fresh earthiness. The Diamond OG high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, boosting the spirits and filling your mind with a sense of lifted happiness and mental calm. You’ll find a deep physical relaxation wash over you next, lulling you into a state of pure ease that is free of any aches or pains and won’t cause too much sedation.
AAA+ Runtz
AAA+ Runtz – 29% THC
Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you’ll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep.
AAAA Death Bubba
AAAA Death Bubba – 27% THC
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Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences.
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AAAA Gushers Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Gushers Smalls By Green Valley – 29% THC
Named for the delicious candy, Gushers brings on the flavors with a combination of sour tropical fruits and rich creamy cookies in every toke. The Gushers high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with super relaxing effects that are best suited for lazy nights spent at home with friends catching up on Netflix. The high starts with an influx of tingly euphoria that fills the back of the head with lightly arousing tingles. This quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, leaving you pretty aroused and incredibly relaxed through and through.
AAA+ Blackberry
AAA+ Blackberry – 26% THC
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It tastes amazing and smooth just like a bowl of fruit. If you are looking for a daytime strain, you should not look any further. Blackberry offers a body and cerebral high that will overwhelm you in no time. Furthermore, you will feel more energetic and talkative all the while feeling incredibly social.
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