AAA+ El Chapo
AAA+ El Chapo – 23% THC
The high hits you first with a cerebral lift that boosts your mood before dropping you into complete sedation. As your mind falls victim to heavy stones, this feeling will spread throughout your limbs and slowly draw your body down into sleepy relaxation. This bud has a sweet lemony flavor accented by fresh flowery citrus and kush.
AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley
AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley – 22% THC
With a sweet and earthy smell and an herbal taste, Critical Mass is popular among new users and long-term users alike. Smoking small amounts leads to feelings of creativity and euphoria, followed by laziness, couch-lock, and sleepiness. This strain would be ideal to smoke during a lazy afternoon where you want to relax but still need to be functional.
Mystery Mix Bin – AAA+ Bigs / AAAA Smalls
Mystery Mix Bin – AAA+ Bigs / AAAA Smalls
Indulge in the thrill of discovery as you explore a variety of strains, each carefully curated to deliver exceptional quality and potency. Whether you’re drawn to the robust aroma of AAA+ Bigs or the exquisite beauty of AAAA Smalls, our Mystery Mix Bin promises a delightful surprise with every selection.
AAA+ Starfighter By Green Valley
AAA+ Starfighter By Green Valley – 24% THC
The taste of Starfighter is incredibly memorable, with a delicately sweet earthy lavender onset that has a sharp pungent lemony pine aftertaste upon exhale that can linger for hours after just one toke. The Starfighter hits you hard and fast in the front of your head and behind your eyes with a cerebral uplifted effect that quickly fades into a heady stone. Your mind will be fuzzy and hazy, leaving you incredibly spacey and distant at times.
AAA+ Tropicana Cookies By Green Valley
AAA+ Tropicana Cookies By Green Valley – 25% THC
This bright bud packs a super delicious sour citrus high with a slightly sweet cookie exhale. The Tropicana Cookies high is just as eye-opening as the flavor, with long-lasting effects that will get you up off the couch and moving in no time at all. You’ll feel an energetic onset at the start of the high, filling both mind and body with tingly happiness and a sense of creative motivation. A touch of relaxation comes next, leaving your physical state calm while your mind soars higher and higher into the stratosphere.
AAA+ Orange Zkittlez By Green Valley
AAA+ Orange Zkittlez By Green Valley – 26% THC
The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that fill your mind with a sense of happy energy and powerful creativity. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your energy will begin to fade away, leaving you still lifted yet pretty hazy and unfocused. A relaxing body high comes next, dropping you into a light state of couch-lock that won’t cause any sedation in the slightest. Rather, you’ll be immovable and kicked back while your mind soars higher and higher. This bud has a sweet and sour citrus herbal flavor with a rich fruity overtone. The aroma follows the same profile, with hints of sharp spices as the nugs are burned.
AAA King Bubba By Green Valley
AAA King Bubba By Green Valley – 21% THC
This bud packs the best of Bubba, with a super delicious flavor and relaxing high that will really get you kicked back and ready to snack on anything in sight. This bud packs a classic spicy yet sweet woody flavor with touches of savory herbs and spices. The King Bubba high brings on classic giddy effects that will have you feeling lifted and happy with a sense of physical relaxation that helps soothe aching muscles almost immediately. You’ll be euphoric with an unfocused head that has you laughing and chatting with those around you as your body falls further and further into physical sedation.
AAA Bubba Kush
AAA Bubba Kush – 25% THC
It starts with a subtle boost of the spirits, filling your mind with happiness, and leaving you with no room for negative or racing thoughts. This heady happiness will have you feeling unfocused and slightly sleepy sometimes. A soothing body high accompanies this cerebral lift, filling you with a sense of calm that has you kicked back and pain-free for hours on end. This bud has a slightly sweet and hashy flowery coffee flavor with touches of rich spicy chocolate.
AAA+ GMO Cookies By Green Valley
AAA+ GMO Cookies By Green Valley – 24% THC
This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You’ll feel relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.
AAA+ White Rhino By Green Valley
AAA+ White Rhino By Green Valley – 22% THC
Platinum Blackberry has a sweet fruity berry flavor accented by hints of savory diesel and spices on each exhale. The Platinum Blackberry high will hit you in both mind and body, pulling you into a state of lifted sedation that lasts for hours on end before you finally fall asleep. You’ll feel a tingly onset in the back of your head before it takes ahold of you in your entirety, pulling you down into relaxed sedation.
AAA+ Gelato Runtz
AAA+ Gelato Runtz – 25% THC
Like its name suggests, Gelato Runtz has a super sweet yet sour citrusy candy flavor with touches of creamy vanilla upon exhale. The Gelato Runtz high starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You’ll feel mentally energized with a touch of creative focus, which works well for conversations, but not much of anything else.
AAA Banana Hash Plant
AAA Banana Hash Plant – 25% THC
Renowned for its smooth, mellow high, Banana Kush delivers a deeply relaxing experience that is particularly well-suited for evening or nighttime use. Its indica potency is known to induce a tranquilizing effect, making it an ideal choice for those seeking relief from sleep disorders and insomnia. Users often find it difficult to resist the sedative properties of Banana Kush, making it advisable to consume an hour before bedtime to fully enjoy its benefits.
AAA Pineberry
AAA Pineberry – 18% THC
Pineberry is one bud that’s pretty well known for its obvious flavor – sweet berries and lemony pine! The Pineberry high hits you almost immediately after this delicious flavor hits your tongue, launching you into a soaring euphoria that’s hazy and slightly stoney. As your mind and mood take flight, you’ll start to feel relaxed in both mind and body and pretty much too lazy to move or do anything productive the rest of the day.
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
AAA+ Gorilla OG
AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale.
AAAA Peanut Butter Cookies Smalls
AAAA Peanut Butter Cookies Smalls – 23% THC
Named for its super delicious flavor, Peanut Butter Cookies tastes exactly like a fresh sugary batch of sweet peanut butter cookies! The Peanut Butter Cookies high is just as delightful, with full-bodied relaxation that will have you kicking back in no time at all. You’ll feel a euphoric boost at the onset of the high, filling your mind with a sense of lightness that is accompanied by a calming bliss. This effect will soon spread throughout the rest of your body in warming waves, calming any aches or pains and leaving you feeling fully relaxed from head to toe.
AAAA Trainwreck By Green Valley
AAAA Trainwreck By Green Valley – 25% THC
This bud has a sweet and sour fruity apple flavor with a lightly woody and spicy exhale. Airside OG is perfect for any indica lover who wants to feel lifted yet relaxed for hours on end. You’ll feel a slow creep of effects wash over you, filling your brain with a sticky happiness that instantly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, replacing them with a hazy bliss.
AAAA+ Black Truffle By Green Valley
AAAA+ Black Truffle By Green Valley – 27% THC
Black Truffle has a sweet taste of spicy coffee and fresh fruity grapes and blueberries. The high hits you almost as soon as you exhale right between the eyes, launching your mind into an energetic cerebral state that’s filled with focus and creativity. At the same time, your body will start to settle down into a physically relaxing state that has you feeling kicked back. The cerebral effects will quickly turn heady, leaving you sleepy and dozing off before you know it.
AAAA Watermelon Zkittlez Smalls by Green Valley
AAAA Watermelon Zkittlez Smalls by Green Valley – 25% THC
Watermelon Zkittlez packs a mouthwatering sweet citrus and watermelon flavor into every earthy toke. The Watermelon Zkittlez isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects best-suited for a lazy night at home rather than one spent off the couch. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that smash into your head with giddy and unfocused euphoria. As your mind soars higher and higher, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing state, keeping you anchored as the head rush continues to rampage.
AAA+ Blackberry
AAA+ Blackberry – 26% THC
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It tastes amazing and smooth just like a bowl of fruit. If you are looking for a daytime strain, you should not look any further. Blackberry offers a body and cerebral high that will overwhelm you in no time. Furthermore, you will feel more energetic and talkative all the while feeling incredibly social.
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AAAA Gushers Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA Gushers Smalls By Green Valley – 29% THC
Named for the delicious candy, Gushers brings on the flavors with a combination of sour tropical fruits and rich creamy cookies in every toke. The Gushers high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with super relaxing effects that are best suited for lazy nights spent at home with friends catching up on Netflix. The high starts with an influx of tingly euphoria that fills the back of the head with lightly arousing tingles. This quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, leaving you pretty aroused and incredibly relaxed through and through.
AAA Blueberry Pie
AAA Blueberry Pie – 19% THC
The Blueberry Pie high starts with a cerebral boost of euphoric energy felt a few minutes upon exhale. This happy effect builds and builds, infusing you with a feeling of hazy introspection that lulls your mind and body down into a deeply relaxed state. Your energy level will ebb and flow in this state, leaving you rolling through uplifted energy and calming sedation. The Blueberry Pie flavor is exactly what the name suggests – sweet berries and earth with a touch of vanilla and nuttiness.
AAA+ Island Maui Haze
AAA+ Island Maui Haze – 22% THC
Its flavor is quite different too and is a blend of sour, earthy, and vanilla flavors. This strain takes time to cast its complete effects on your body. As soon as it settles in your body, it produces an energetic and uplifting high. It does not make your mind foggy but helps you think clearly. Island Maui haze is excellent for treating migraines and headaches.
AAA+ Fuel Cake By Green Valley
AAA+ Fuel Cake By Green Valley- 25% THC
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The Fuel Cake high comes on fast and hard, rushing through the mind with an electrifying sense of lifted energy. You’ll suddenly find yourself feeling insanely euphoric with a boost in creativity that has you jumping on anything and everything on your to-do list with ease. This bud has a sweet and creamy nutty vanilla flavor with a lightly woody exhale.
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AAA+ White Truffle by Green Valley
AAA+ White Truffle by Green Valley – 25% THC
This strain produces a quick-hitting head high that will clear your mind of worry. Eventually, these effects can be felt throughout your body, leaving you in a relaxing trance. Consumers who have enjoyed White Truffle weed describe the high as “calming and slightly buzzy.”
AAA+ Night Nurse Smalls
AAA+ Night Nurse Smalls – 21% THC
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The high is definitely a creeper – it’ll hit you a few minutes after you take a hit, almost immediately overtaking your mind with a hazy stone that leaves you unable to really focus on anything although completely happy. Night Nurse has a flavor much like a super strong cup of coffee with a spicy exhale.
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AAA+ Space Cake
AAA+ Space Cake – 23% THC
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Take a bite out of this sweet cake and get ready for the ride of your life! Space Cake packs a soaring high that’s both relaxing and energizing at the same time, perfect for a late night kicking back with friends or a lazy Saturday afternoon when you don’t have much of anything to do.
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AAAA+ Bubba OG Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Bubba OG Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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It’s not exactly clear how Bubba OG came to be, though it almost certainly owes some of its genes to the original OG Kush, a supremely powerful sativa-dominant hybrid that’s popular almost everywhere. This strain has a strong, pungent earthy flavor with a floral aroma.
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AAAA Death Bubba
AAAA Death Bubba – 27% THC
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Death Bubba has an aroma of musky earthy pine and a taste of spicy lemon pine with a hint of pungent earth upon exhale. Almost immediately after smoking, you’ll feel a wave of rushing focused energy wash over you that leaves you uplifted and motivated with tendencies towards having psychoactive experiences.
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AAA+ Bubba OG
AAA+ Bubba OG – 25% THC
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That sticky flower that makes for a lazy, potent body high that reduces stress, sparks hunger and encourages sleep. Those body effects make Bubba OG great for treating lack of appetite, chronic pain, insomnia, and anxiety, as well as headaches and depression.
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New York Bubba
New York Bubba – 19% THC
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This bud has a sweet and fruity tropical citrus flavor with hints of fresh hashy flowers and sour grapefruit, too. This celebrity child boasts a super unique high that will have you feeling surprisingly energized before you finally drop off and get to sleep.
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AAAA+ Frosted Fruit Cake Smalls By Green Valley
AAAA+ Frosted Fruit Cake Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
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Frosted Fruit Cake packs a super sweet and fruity berry cherry flavor with hints of fresh citrusy lemon and lime. The Frosted Fruit Cake high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your mind with a lifted sense of cerebral happiness and calm.
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