AAAA Triceratops Smalls By Green Valley – 26% THC
Triceratops packs a hard-hitting and stoney high that will have you feeling totally immovable for hours on end before you finally get to sleep. The high starts with a subtle tingle felt in the hands and feet that soon spreads its warming tendrils throughout your entire body. You’ll feel buzzy and stimulated from head to toe and sometimes a bit aroused. This sense will soon turn heavy, locking you to the couch and leaving you fading in and out of reality, although you’ll be totally happy about it.
AAAA Watermelon Zkittlez Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
The Watermelon Zkittlez isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with effects that are best-suited for a lazy night at home rather than one spent off the couch. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that smash into your head with giddy and unfocused euphoria. As your mind soars higher and higher, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing state, keeping you anchored as the head rush continues to rampage.
AAA Platinum OG Smalls – 24% THC
The powerful effects include a calming body buzz with couch-lock, euphoria, happiness, and intense sleepiness. This makes Platinum OG a good medication for insomnia, as well as anxiety, low mood, ADHD, inflammation, migraine headaches, mood swings, and muscle spasms. Platinum OG produces a smell of diesel, spice, and coffee; the flavor is similar, with additional hints of herb.
AAAA Glitter Bomb Smalls By Green Valley – 34% THC
The flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a sweet fruity blueberry taste accented by hints of skunky flowery haze. The Glitter Bomb high smashes into your brain a few minutes after your final exhale, exploding with a sense of spacey euphoria that instantly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, leaving you with sweet blissful nothingness.
AAAA Biscotti Smalls By Green Valley – 25% THC
The Biscotti high comes on with a rush of cerebral effects that launch your mind into a pure lifted state of unfocused bliss. As your mind settles, a calming body high will wash over your physical form, allowing you to kick back and relax without a care in the world. This high will quickly become giggly and stoney, leaving you laughing at anything and everything around you. This bud has an insanely delicious sugary cookie flavor with a rich spicy exhale.
AAA Holy Grail Kush – 24% THC
Holy Grail Kush is a good choice for treating a wide range of conditions, including anxiety, cramps, nausea, nerve pain, and chronic bodily pain. The body high, which is both relaxing and euphoric, is a sure ticket to a good night’s sleep. This strain has a distinct coffee flavor with notes of lemon and lime while the smell is earthy and woody with hints of pine needles.
AAA Ape Diesel Mediums – 20% THC
The high has a subtle creeping effect, working its way into your brain first before taking hold of your entire body. You’ll feel lifted with a sense of happy euphoria that’s pretty unfocused at times, which can cause you to fall into fits of the giggles before you even realize what’s happening. This bud has a sweet and fruity berry grape flavor with a lightly spicy exhale.
AAA+ Lemon Haze – 22% THC
Lemon Haze leaves a sweet aftertaste that lingers in the mouth for quite some time. You will feel extremely euphoric and happy which is why it is often recommended when you have had a rough day. However, the strain is also known for its uplifting effects. But it will leave you a bit mellow and relaxed, a few more hits and you may even start experiencing symptoms of couch-lock.
AAAA Passion Orange Guava Smalls By Green Valley – 16% THC
This strain is a tropical delight that will energize your senses with its citrus and fruity aromas. Users describe Passion Orange Guava’s effects include creative, euphoric, and happy. Medical marijuana patients often choose Passion Orange Guava when dealing with symptoms associated with depression, fatigue, and stress.
AAA+ Rockstar Kush – 25% THC
The high starts with a feeling of uplifted euphoria with a hazy introspection that immediately relieves any feelings of anxiety or racing thoughts. This high slowly spreads throughout the body leaving you completely relaxed with a slight sense of sedation. This sedative feeling eventually leads to a pretty heavy couch-lock with an intense case of the munchies. The taste is similar, with a flavor of rich spicy blueberry earth that has a pungent skunky aftertaste that intensifies upon exhale.
AAA+ Durban Poison – 24% THC
This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that’s great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma.
AAA King Bubba By Green Valley – 21% THC
This bud packs the best of Bubba, with a super delicious flavor and relaxing high that will really get you kicked back and ready to snack on anything in sight. This bud packs a classic spicy yet sweet woody flavor with touches of savory herbs and spices. The King Bubba high brings on classic giddy effects that will have you feeling lifted and happy with a sense of physical relaxation that helps soothe aching muscles almost immediately. You’ll be euphoric with an unfocused head that has you laughing and chatting with those around you as your body falls further and further into physical sedation.
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
AAAA+ Black Truffle By Green Valley – 27% THC
Black Truffle has a sweet taste of spicy coffee and fresh fruity grapes and blueberries. The high hits you almost as soon as you exhale right between the eyes, launching your mind into an energetic cerebral state that’s filled with focus and creativity. At the same time, your body will start to settle down into a physically relaxing state that has you feeling kicked back. The cerebral effects will quickly turn heady, leaving you sleepy and dozing off before you know it.
AAAA Midnight Runtz Smalls By Green Valley – 26% THC
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Named for its celebrity parentage and nighttime effects, Midnight Runtz is the perfect bud for any patient who’s after some sweet relaxation before they get to sleep. The high settles in a few minutes after your final exhale, wrapping both mind and body with a warming sense of calm, almost like settling in under a heavy electric blanket. A boost in euphoria accompanies this deep relaxation, helping lift your spirits even as you settle further into the couch or bed. This bud has a sweet and fruity blueberry candy flavor with hints of sour citrus and spiciness.
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AAA+ Fuel Cake By Green Valley- 25% THC
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The Fuel Cake high comes on fast and hard, rushing through the mind with an electrifying sense of lifted energy. You’ll suddenly find yourself feeling insanely euphoric with a boost in creativity that has you jumping on anything and everything on your to-do list with ease. This bud has a sweet and creamy nutty vanilla flavor with a lightly woody exhale.
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Dreamsicle – 24% THC
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Dreamsicle tastes exactly how it sounds, with rich creamy fruits and sweet candy with a light berry exhale. The Dreamsicle high settles in a few minutes after your final toke, edging its way in with a light lifted effect before infusing you with a mellow sense of energy and motivation. This effect quickly turns stoney, leaving you in an unfocused and dreamy cerebral state that fills you with a sense of pure euphoria and bliss.
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AAA+ Bubba OG – 25% THC
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That sticky flower that makes for a lazy, potent body high that reduces stress, sparks hunger and encourages sleep. Those body effects make Bubba OG great for treating lack of appetite, chronic pain, insomnia, and anxiety, as well as headaches and depression.
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AAAA+ Rockstar Smalls By Green Valley – 19% THC
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The Rockstar high starts with a cerebral head rush a few minutes after toking that leaves you uplifted and extremely happy with active tendencies and motivation. This bud has an aroma of spicy grapey earth with a hint of skunky pungent herbs and a taste of spiced mulled wine with a pungent slightly skunky exhale.
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AAA+ LSO Double Head
Upon consumption, you’ll experience a balanced high that starts with an uplifting and euphoric cerebral buzz, perfect for creative activities or social gatherings. As the high progresses, it transitions into a relaxing body stone, easing any tension or stress and promoting a sense of calm and well-being.
AAAA Chem 91 Smalls By Green Valley – 27% THC
The high starts with an uplifted euphoric head buzz that infuses you with creative energy and inspiration as well as a sense of clear-headed motivation and purpose. This energetic buzz builds and builds until you are completely mentally pain-free and in a state of social bliss. Like the name suggests, this bud has a powerful flavor of chemicals topped with earthy diesel and lemony pine.
AAA+ Apex Kush By Green Valley – 18% THC
The high starts in the head with a light tingly effect that spreads from the back of the eyes throughout the rest of your body, leaving you feeling buzzy and totally relaxed from head to toe. This quickly turns sedative and leaves you feeling ravenously hungry, so be sure to have some snacks on hand for before you pass out! The flavor is very sweet and fruity with a light spicy chocolate exhale that lingers long after your final toke.